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Age: 14
Height: 5' 2 1/2"
Gender: Female
Occupancy: Witch at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Oh hello there, I have returned momentarily! Maybe I'll start writing a new fanfiction... I have no idea. If you have any requests PM me and I'll try and do it (the idea) justice. _

Random stuff is Random:

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

27 of the human population has homicidal tendencies. The rest are just victims.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

You're not getting out of this world alive, so you might as well.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

HELP! I've fallen- Hey, nice carpet!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style

Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" then I get hit in the face.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Define normal...

She's my best friend. Break her heart I'll BREAK YOUR FACE

My best friend is better than yours so stick that in your juice box & suck it!

He broke my heart. I broke his jaw.

Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that...

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I've been to the dark side, man. They lied about the cookies...

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Be insane... Because well behaved girls never made history.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, make a left.

Tell me what you think you thought I think I said!

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

You call me a Bitch, well a Bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how in the hell you did it.

It amazes me that we thought of putting a man on the moon before we thought of putting wheels on luggage.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed... And miss the floor.

The worst way to keep a boyfriend is to tell him I love you. But its a great way to lose one.

Never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Wisegrl13, MizLizzi, DeathByMarshmallow, TheAmazingBlueFoxGirl


1. Only in America... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces."The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "5,000 for a male brain, and 200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the

price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the sun so i MUST by albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I talk to guys so I must be a SLUT
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm guessing this is for guys.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in ORCHESTRA so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small... guy area.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love orchestra, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a PERSON so I MUST be Labeled

Mental Hospital Phone Menu (THIS IS FOR YOU MY FRIENDS!!:)

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever .

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definitely ARE crazy or weird, and you should DEFINITELY put at least those ones on your profile.

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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
I'm New Here by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
It was the last day of my freshman year when he came. The words he spoke to me changed my world forever. Percabeth! Starts of OC, but will become Percabeth in 2nd chapter. Percabeth, Thalico, maybe some Tratie and Leoper?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
Day at the Beach by AX V2 reviews
After a long journey, and another part of the ritual successfuly completed, Shion and his family decide to take a break at the beach. But, can Shion handle seeing Emma in a bathing suit?
Magico/マギコ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Shion E. L., Emma - Complete
I'm With You by xXPaintingRealityXx reviews
He found her, wandering the empty streets late at night, crying in fright. She didn't talk much, communicate with others, but he was completely infatuated with her. He wants to get to know her, to break down her walls. Question is: will she let him in?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Stranded by BeyondTheClouds reviews
Left with HIM, Haruhi tries to find a way to survive the hardships of life. It doesn't end well, especailly if your on an island alone with the S&M King. Oh joy. TamakixHaruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,889 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Third Time's The Charm by LouisaM reviews
For five years, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy been utterly indifferent towards each other, but a late-night chance encounter outside the Room of Requirement changes all that. Sometimes the Room gives you what you need, not what you want...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tricks and Thievery by Sweet Ashori reviews
Haruhi is a genius master thief out to change the rules of her society that cruelly harmed her. However, what happens when she unsuspectingly picks the pocket of Lord Kyouya Ohtori? AU. KyoHaru. Rated M for language and content.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,288 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
One stormy night by Scarletstained16 reviews
One stormy night Gakupo and Luka are alone at home. What will happen? Will Luka finally say what she really feels? and more importantly why does luka carry a fork around with her? Possible sequel.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
I love you Kyoya Senpai by EverLastingXLove reviews
Haruhi is home really sick so Kyoya and Tamaki go to visit her but she tells Kyoya she loves him could it be the fever talking? I DO NOT OWN OURAN HOST CLUB OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Inescapable Attachment Hypothesis by Syrus reviews
A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,699 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Luka and Gakupo: A Love of Tuna and Eggplants by R.L BlackRose reviews
Luka, Gakupo, and the Vocaloids have lived peacefully in their Mansion for some time... but what will happen when their creator, the company Cryptin, comes back into the equation? Luka X Gakupo. [OLD]
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Luka and Gakupo: A Story of Tuna and Eggplants by R.L BlackRose reviews
Luka likes Gakupo a lot, but will she admit it? Will Gakupo ever gain Luka's love? Will the Vocaloid Mansion's money run out? Will Miku ever ace a test? But more importantly, why do all the Vocaids feel that they're being watched? COMPLETE! Luka x Gakupo [OLD]
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Vocaloid: Music Wars by J.A. Hastings reviews
ON HIATUS! What happens when the Vocaloid team has to save the world from the disappeareance of music? Miku X Kaito / Gakupo X Luka / Neru X Len / Akaito X OC and others!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Miku H., Kaito S.
Safe Haven by Sakagami Hina reviews
Luka thought she was strong enough, that she wouldn't need to rely on anybody for help... Gakupo knows better. A story of fear, pain, love, and forgiveness. Rated M for mature themes. Various pairings, Complete!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Go Google It! by Irini reviews
Gakupo has always been infatuated with Luka. And Luka, being the tsundere she is, just can't help pushing him away! Will this romance work, or will Luka once again, be broken?
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Shadows and Dreamscapes by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
Rose's dreams are beginning to look into the future as Scorpius' still look into the past. Going through their sixth year, their dreams kept bringing them closer and closer ... to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,560 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
7 Minutes in Heaven by J.A. Hastings reviews
Where are we?" I asked. "My house." "Why are we here?" "Don't you remember?" Crappy summary. Please read. Rimahiko two-shot. Rated T for kissing.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
The Potions Problem by Menacherie reviews
Penny Fourby, Gryffindor 1st year v Sheldon Cooper, Slytherin 1st year. A series of connected drabbles detailing the lives of the BBT gang at Hogwarts
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Gakupo's Hair by SkyTurtle3 reviews
Luka and Gakupo are fighting... But what does Gakupo's hair have to do with this?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M. - Complete
Gakupo and Luka Xmas Special by deathpen reviews
A special occasion to one of the most popular vocaloid pairing.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Luka M.