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Joined 09-09-11, id: 3240734, Profile Updated: 12-30-14
Author has written 3 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks, Powerpuff Girls, and Gravity Falls.

Hi!!! IM A GIRL!! INCASE U WERE WONDERING...

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Obssessed with a song?

replay button:stop pressing me,im half broken!

me:im sorry,but thats not going to happen

replay button:why

me:because i NEED to listen to this song,its amazing

replay button:doesn't mean u have to rape me

me:yes,yes it does
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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. But sometimes, the most beautiful apples at the top of the tree begin to think: perhaps they are not as good as the others and that is why no one wants to pick them. So they fall, all the way to the ground, and hurt themselves only because they feel...worthless. Unimportant. And then, it is up to a kind-hearted man to simply reach down, and take the 'apple' from the ground with a tender, caring hand. But alas, you must act fast; the perfection of that beautiful apple will not last forever, lying there on the ground. You must find it, take it, care for it, before the worms of the ground can ruin it from the inside out. And your reward: a beautiful, fresh 'apple', and the thought in mind that it was you who saved it from such a terrible demise.
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Head Over Heels

Despite everything you've put me through, I'm head over heels in love with you.

Despite the trickery and the lies, I still see truth when I look in your eyes.

Despite the uncertainty and the hurt, I will try my best to make it work.

Despite your knack for being snide, I will always be by your side.

Despite your ways of breaking my heart, You and I shall never part.

Despite the fact all of the above is true, I'm head over heels in love with you.
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Write your favorite characters in a random order, from 1-12

1. Eleanor

2. Mordecai

3. Theodore

4. Bugs

5. Jeanette

6. Alvin

7. Dipper

8. Rigby

9. Brittany

10. Simon

11. Lola

12. Mabel

Now, answer these questions...

1. Have you read a 6/11 fanfiction?

2.What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

3. Can you read a fanfiction about 9?

4. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

5. 5/9 or 5/10?

6. What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out?

7 . Make a summary for a 3/10 fanfiction.

8. Is there anything as a 1/8 fluff?

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fanfiction.

10. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

11. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion?

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fanfiction, what would the warnings be?

13. When was the last time you read a fanfiction about 5?

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. One, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Get your iPod
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:

Waking Up:

First Day At School:

Making Your New Best Friend:

Falling in Love:

Breaking Up:

Prom:

Graduation:

Life's Okay:

Death of A Close Friend:

Mental Breakdown:

Flashback:

Getting Back Together:

Birth of a Child:

Wedding Scene:

Car Accident:

Final Battle:

Death Scene:

Funeral Scene:

Extra Credits:

Deleted Scenes:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy and paste this on your profile.
(Highlight in BOLD the ones you are.)...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m FAT, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m SARCASTIC, so I MUST have no sense of humor.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I ENJOY SCHOOL, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh*re...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rude, rebellious delinquent.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I get GOOD RESULTS at school, so I MUST be a goody-goody.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST be jealous of him
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I like to SING, so I MUST be gay.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a loser
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I like OLD CARTOONS, so I MUST be a sad loser.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a quirky personality, so I MUST be an idiot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m an AMERICAN GIRL, so I MUST be a diva.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I
'm DISABLED, so I MUST be dumb and retarded.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST talk like a hillbilly.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a Cockney or a posh accent, be stuck up, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I DANCE, so I MUST be a gaylord.
I BROKE UP MY GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST have got her pregnant.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I TALK A LOT, so I MUST be an attention-seeker.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*stard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles, wear hats with corks hanging from them, and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be gay.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an nerdy, over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Chandra

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Chaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Penguins

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Chandra

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Caschase

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Rootbeer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Hsnaaky

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Kay

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Satan

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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55% of ppl yawn after c-ing sum1 yawn, in fact, readin about yawning will make sum ppl yawn. If, after or while reading this, u yawned, copy and paste this in ur profile.
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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
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REMEMBER...(bold the ones you do remember)
Dede?

The RowdyRuffs?
Kuki and Wally?
Billy?
Courage?
" STUPID DOG!!!!!!! "?
Grim?
Lazlo?
Ingrid?
Lizzie?
Coco?
Captian Knuckles?
Abby and Nigel?
Jimmy?
Eustace?
" Oh, Mandy..."?
Cree?
The Professor?
Ralph?
Double D?
Bubbie?
The Cankers?
Mandy?
Alex Lyon?
" FRANKIE!!!!!!!!! "?
Bloo?
Bubbles?
Cheese?
Plank?
Alvin And The Chipmunks Episodes?
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Put this on your page
if you laugh a lot =
(Too much! LOL)

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork! ".

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself...DERP. Who ELSE can I trust?

Don't follow me...I'm lost too!

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha!!!! Yeah, I don't get it...

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun!

If at first you don't suceed, then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend! XD

Definition of your Mom or Dad: How to answer a question when you're bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

Boom. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world.

One day your prince will come...Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them andyou have their shoes!

Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away...he hates that.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed, that is.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the answer of yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out! "?

Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken over there...I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt! " ?

" Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot..." -Anonymous

If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm a palm reader: GASP! You're going to die! But don't worry; you'll live through it.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Suicide hotline...please hold...

Don't drink and drive- you might spill the beer!

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think you're on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Dying is nature's way of saying, " Hey! You're not alive anymore! ".
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FRIENDS : Only take food from you if you ask them if they want anything.
BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason your fridge is empty almost every dang day.

FRIENDS : Share their cookies with you.
BEST FRIENDS : Steal yours.

FRIENDS : Would hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS : Are the reason you're running from them in the first place.

FRIENDS : Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS : Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS : Help you ace your driver's test.
BEST FRIENDS : Help you push the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS : Know everything about you, from your shoe size to your fave ice cream to your crush to your secret obsessions.

FRIENDS : Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying " Dude...LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!!! ".

FRIENDS : Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS : Take yours, push you down on the ground and run off, screaming " RUN GIRL RUN!!!! "

FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff and then give it back the next day.
BEST FRIENDS : Lose your crap and tell you " My bad! ".

FRIENDS : Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS : Will be the one messing with my compass, ripping up my map and giving me the WRONG directions.

FRIENDS : Help you find your Prince Charming.
BEST FRIENDS : Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS : Will buy you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS : Dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS : Will ask you if you're OK when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS : Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry.

FRIENDS : Will comfort you when you get dumped by a hot guy.
BEST FRIENDS : Will go up to him and say " It's cuz you're gay, isn't it? ".

FRIENDS : Help you back up when you trip and fall.
BEST FRIENDS : Keep on walking and yell " WALK MUCH, YA DUMBASS? ".

FRIENDS : Will laugh and move on after this repost.
BEST FRIENDS : Will repost this worthless crap! XD
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery "?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice "?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, " Quit while you're ahead "?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
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Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are covered in bees.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
4. 'I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name' is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write: I told you I was hardcore.
9. I will stop referring to showering as giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. 'Polishing my wand' in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Liften Separatis Crotchum is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not after me Lucky Charms.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as bookends.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as bookends.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell Pwned!
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not mentals in training.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to 'makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty'.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as Admiral Naismith.
39. Asking How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense? is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make Love Potion Number Nine.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as Veela Pheremones.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a Big Black Sex Auror.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words 'pimp cane' in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled Firewhiskey.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as 'cannon fodder'.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout There can be only ONE!
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as 'canaries in the coal mine'.
74. I will not say the phrase Dude, get a life. to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as The Force.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is Headmaster not My Liege.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling It Does DEATH!!! may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying 'The library is closed for and indefinite time period' amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are 'Auror Training Videos'.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce These are not the droids you are looking for!
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. OMGWTF!!!!! is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell Believe it...or not! after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not The Dark Lord Happy-Pants and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of Knights of the Round Table for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagallL: McGoogles.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122. 'Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse' is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell BAM! every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
134. I will not teach the first years to play The Penis Game in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. 'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys' is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing We’re Off To See The Wizard when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell Burn! everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. Y’all check this-here shit out! is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout: I have the power!
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell Ni from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.
--

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand"
. . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon
Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days .
. . . or if you smiled at one of these things.
--

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this,
Put it in your profile
And add your name to the list...
AnimeKittyCafe,
Hyperactivley Bored,
Gem W,
Bara-Minamino,
Yavie Aelinel,
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,
Shadow929,
The Astrology Nerd,
brown-eyed angelofmusic,
piratesswriter/fairy to be,
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,
watching-waiting-wishing,
100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,
iluvdavidwright45,
dianeandnumairareahotcouple,
windsoftiti,
Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood,
i-have-issues-deal-with-it,
Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98,
Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17,
halfdemongirl92,
Black-Dranzer-1119,
Riayu,
SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA,
AlvinSevilleIsHOT,
captain chipmunk,
BrittanySeville18
Alvinitty2468
--

25 Reasons I owe my mother...

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."
--

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? Because I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave

Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man: Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.
Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me
--

Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 .
Try it! You can't stick your tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time, it's a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it
3 . You'll discover that #1 is a lie
4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (cough cough Fan cough cough)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing
--

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
--

1.My cat, you're ANNOYING ME.

2.Grr! Stop wasting that ball of yarn!

3.My cat, your dog.

4.Later, in time, can we trade pets?

5.New thing: READING. My cat won't stop annoying me, so I can't read!!

6.Me. You. This... IT SUCKS.

Now take every third word from the sentences above(:
--

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU'RE BORED
--

RULES TO WRITING AN AlvinxBrittany FANFIC: Commented by Chandra!!

1. You may never have either of them cheat on each other.
It's Already Been done, stupid!

2. To spice it up, have one of them cheat on each other.
Hypocrite!

3. Don't make Brittany be a slut & make her become pregnant or anything, there's so much fics like that.
now we know why...

4. My manager hates Brittany. Make her pregnant so she can be in pain and make her look fat.
fuck u

5. Alvin has to wear his cap.
what if he's like...old?

6. Alvin can't wear red. I HATE RED.
I HATE U

7. At the end, Brittany and Alvin have to be married.
What if they're 8?

8. They have to name their son: Chives, and their daughter: Alfreda. THEY MUST HAVE ONE SON AND ONE DAUGHTER.
I dont think so!

9. I like turtles.
get a life!

10. There has to be a fight scene between Alvin and Brittany.
Okay, that's understandable

12. I SKIPPED 11! HAHA!
Stupid!

13. If you copy and paste these rules I will shoot you. Wait, I'm out of bullets. BE GLAD, YOUNG PENGUIN. BE GLAD.
Im a penguin!
--

46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.
3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.
4) Pretend you can do magic.
5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.
6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.
7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.
8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.
9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.
10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.
11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.
12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.
15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.
16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.
17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.
18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"
22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.
23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.
24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.
25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.
26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."
30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.
31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.
32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.
34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"
36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.
37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.
38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.
40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.
41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."
42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.
43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S
44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.
45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
46) Tell them that "You-Know-Who" was defeated today. When they ask who's "you-know-who" pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is
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.•*•.CrAzY dAyZ.•*•.
.•*•.HiLaRiOuS nItEz.•*•.
.•*•.HoUr LoNg TaLkZ.•*•.
.•*•.PiLlOw FiTeZ.•*•.
.•*•.No MaTa WuT.•*•.
.•*•.We'Ll AlWaYz Be TyTe.•*•.
.•*•.My fRiEnDz FoReVa.•*•.
.•*•.FoReVa sO RiTe.•*•.
--

.•*iM OnLy Me tHaTz aLL i CaN Be:•.
.•*No MoRe, No LeSs, DoNT 2Nd gUeZz:•.
.•*YoU mAy NoT LiKe Me BuT tHaTz oKaY:•.
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List Twelve of your favorite characters, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

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1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

What title would you give this fic?

Well, that was fun!

RULES FOR MAKING AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS FANFIC! Commented by Chandra!!

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
But incest stories are sooooo cute! Plus, aren't they "anthropomorphic Chipmunks"?

2) They must always live with Dave.
What happens when they grow up??

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
In a perfect world, that'll happen...

4) They cannot die.
Everything dies, eventually.

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.
But that's not cool! what if Simon wants black or purple, or Theo wants...AHHH nevermind!

6) They can't die.
That's the same as number 4, dipdard!

7) They can't be severely injured.
TOOO LATEEEE!

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
Everyone violates this one!

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
But in the CGI movies they live with Dave. PLUS, they used to live with Olivia!

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
Okay, fine.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
WTF!!!! U Just Ruined my LIFE!!!

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
Every time Simon talks he usually says something sarcastic.

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
Fudge u!

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
A random song is a happy song, bitch!

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Who told you, u could write the rules anyway??

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules.
meh meh meh!

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W...Love
E...The
R...Power
P...Puff
U...Girls
F...It shows
F...You care!

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If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Did you know...

-Kissing is healthy.

-Bananas are good for period pain.

-It's good to cry.

-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

-94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

-Lying is actually unhealthy.

-You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

-It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

-89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

-It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

-Chocolate will make you feel better.

-Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

-A good friend never judges.

-A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

-Boys aren't worth your tears.

-We all love surprises.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
Repost this and spread the stupidity!

Ten things to see before you die!

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

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The Purge by CaptainoftheRirenShip reviews
Every year the upperclassmen perform an event known as the Purge on the newbies. Beatings and even rape can happen. The only person with power to stop it partakes in the festivities himself. New freshman Eren Jaeger was not expecting this, and definitely wasn't ready for the disaster that was Levi Ackerman. M for violence/sexual themes/swearing/depression. Full summary inside.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,986 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] Mikasa A., Armin A.
Sand and Silk by Hannaadi88 reviews
Slavery takes on many forms- enslavement of the mind, bondage of the body and subjugation of the will. In a time when flesh is sold for money, free will is a luxury that only the rich may enjoy. Harem AU, UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/16/2012 - England/Britain, America
To Change Fate by AmericanMadeInChina reviews
Living with the scars of conflicts is hard. Living with the scars of conflicts with someone you love is harder. Though, maybe if England changes the way his war with a rebellious America ends, those scars will be healed. But...what if it makes those scars bleed once again? {UKUS/USUK FANFIC}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [America, England/Britain]
Hetalia Drabbles by GotMyNameInLights reviews
A series of drabbles that involve some of the following pairings (possibly more/less if I decide later) : USUK, Spamano, FrUK, RomAnce, Itacest, PruCan, AusHun, PruHun, RuCan, AmeCan, Franada, Gerita, Edelweiss, Maple Tea, FrUs, The Awesome Trio, The Bad Touch Trio, LitBel, etc. You get the idea. I ship almost everything! :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,467 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/4/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Prussia
Too Close for Comfort by Hannaadi88 reviews
Next time, Alfred vowed, he would at least ask for their name. Next time, Alfred swore, he wouldn't bed his boss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Intoxicating Voices by CRaCKEDFiCS reviews
Rin feels lonely and sexually frustrated so he calls a phone sex line. Little does he know, he'll fall for the voice on the other side of the line. [Rated M for obvious reasons :3c]
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Rin M., Haruka N.
Mint and Roses by aphMagicks reviews
Arthur is an English teacher, but the thing is, he recently finds out he has a crush on the Math teacher, Alfred F. Jones. What will he do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [England/Britain, America] France, Hungary - Complete
That Earl, a Butler by cookiiiecrumble reviews
Ciel agrees to swap roles with Sebastian for the day. He comes to realize that being a butler is much more difficult than he had previously thought. Angry and frustrated after a hard day's work, Ciel storms over to Sebastian and demands to swap back roles, but Sebastian has other idea's and asks to continue this role-play in the bedroom. Read on and see how it turns out! Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Subject X by daziyly reviews
Brick Johnson has worked at his department in Hines Science for nearly 8 years. He preferred his life of little variety, devoted to his job. But when he is assigned to deal with an unknown alien, called "Subject X", his life suddenly changes, rapidly.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Brick, Blossom
Credo by Cameron Kennedy reviews
AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Deeply by Happymood reviews
AU. It wasn't a crush because Romano couldn't have a crush on a man six years older than him. It was just simple lust, his hormones going crazy, the reason why he couldn't take his eyes off those sculptured Spanish muscles. Antonio didn't seem to mind, anyway. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Mr Kirkland by xoBlackIcex reviews
Alfred always had a creepy feeling about his new neighbor Mr. Kirkland ever since the odd man moved in across the street. But Alfred never actually had the chance to meet the man until one night his mom invites him over to welcome him to the neighborhood. Somehow he and the Englishmen are alone in a room and Alfred sees first hand just how creepy the man really is. AU UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] Japan, Canada
Running Down the Length of My Thigh by Bratette reviews
Something is up with Brittany. Her sisters are worried when they keep seeing different marks on her. Of course, they wouldn't possibly believe her if she told them where they were really coming from... AxB, rated M for a reason! One-shot.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Alvin S., Brittany M.] - Complete
Aftermath by pureromancexx reviews
In his attempt to release all of the competitive pressure that has built up, Rin unintentionally hurts Haru—and now he must deal with the aftermath. Rated M for obvious reasons; WARNING: NON-CON, TRIGGERING CONTENT, please do not read if this offends/triggers you.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Haruka N., Rin M.]
One Wild Week by Bratette reviews
Alvin and Brittany have broken up for the millionth time, Simon can't find a way to tell Jeanette about his feelings for her, and Eleanor has to deal with Theodore dating a girl that isn't her. Now all six of them are going on a camping trip together, which is either a recipe for fun, or disaster. AxB, SxJ, TxE
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,029 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete
A New Battle by munkedupjoe213 reviews
After getting shot in action in the Philippine forest, Alvin Seville, a crusty old military sergeant returns home, eager to reunite with his girlfriend, Charlene. After four years of being apart, he finally returns home just to find him with another man. Angered, he returns to his real home and vows never to love again. But then an old friend reignites an old spark between them.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,568 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
Melted Rainbows by UnluckyAmulet reviews
[Don't Hug Me I'm Scared] In which Tony declares that it's time for a bath, and Paige is displeased. PadLock.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Time Stands Still, Beauty in all She is by a kiss of winter reviews
Paige just wanted to be creative, but she didn't want to waste her time with Tony if this was the price.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
Nightmares by pinetree13 reviews
"My greatest fear is that there will come a day when one of my blows will be the last you feel. I fear that someday we will unknowingly enter our last battle, which only one of us will survive. I don't know what I'd do if I was the one who survived. In simpler terms," she took a deep breath now, "my greatest fear is losing you." (One shot. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing.)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
Born to Die by mama-germany reviews
They exist to create and to kill and to be reborn again, but Miss Notebook decides she's a little bored with that and hopes to spend her day with Mister Clock a little differently. DHMIS Padlock one-shot
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Counterclockwise by SilverSpecterSwirl reviews
Paige hates Tony's constant clicking at a clock. —Padlock; drabble [Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Wild Ones by ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt reviews
Skipper and Alex are both the main characters in the Madagascar franchise. So the two main characters come together in a story about passion, love, dominance, revenge, and tragedy! AU sort of. Made by RandomFanFictionPressGirl14 and myself.
Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Alakay/Alex, Skipper
Death By Your Hands by pinetree13 reviews
"Death by any hands but yours would be unbearable." Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing, one shot.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
A Warm Evening by goldenflash100 reviews
Roddy and Rita have been living on The Jammy Dodge II for a while, but what happens when Rita wakes up to find Roddy in extremely close proximity to her. And things take a turn for the best when Roddy makes sure to get Rita Back for 'Teasing'
Flushed Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Complete
Life is Full of Questions by Slumbering Wolf reviews
A teenage coming of age romance featuring Ash and Kristofferson. Follow them as they try to hide their true feelings from each other and everyone else, while dealing with the problems that plague teenagers everywhere. *Contains spoilers*
Fantastic Mr. Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2837 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Say It by Cheesk reviews
Mordecai comes home after a terrible date and looks for comfort in the only person he could think of. Rated M Warning: Slash pairing and smut
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Mordecai, Rigby] - Complete
Exit Through the Sex Shop by zombierose3 reviews
AU (kinda) Lizzy decides to try & spice up her love life with a trip down to the local sex shop. Unfortunately, she also has Fred in tow. Will he act behaved, or will he bring out a side of his Snotface that surprises them both? Pink knobs, dirty videos, and blow-up dolls abound! Rated M for sexual content. Co-written with Halo4anoose. FredxLizzy
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
Crush by Bratette reviews
There's a cute new boy at school and Brittany immediately gets a crush on him. She's determined to do whatever it takes to make him like her, which ultimately results in disaster. This is NOT a Brittany/OC story! AxB is hinted at in a few chapters.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Brittany M. - Complete
An Angel's Halo by Katt In The Boxx reviews
Buttercup is a guardian angel. In order to get her halo she must guard a person. She is ordered to guard Butch Jojo. She thought it would be easy but complications arise, like her feelings. What happens when she does something that is forbidden among all guardian angels?... Fall in love with the person she's guarding.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,024 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Text and Break by I'm.Only.Human.Dude reviews
A sad little one-shot in Brittany's view. What happens after a text message.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Brittany M., Alvin S. - Complete
Knock, Knock by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
All I want is Attention! by Tripoli reviews
When Wakko feels his brother cares more about Dot than him, he starts to do drastic things to soothe himself.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Wakko W. - Complete
Love gone wrong by KuuKub reviews
Jeanette falls in love with the new chipmunk, but things aren't always what they seem to be, Jeanette soon finds herself being hunted, She soon has life changing decisions to make, will they be the right ones? R&R please! :)
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jeanette M., Simon S. - Complete
Gumdrop Stars by FelixVanellope reviews
Vanellope and Felix practise kissing. [From the movie, Wreck-it Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz
It Wasn't a Question by marisa lee reviews
He never really had a way with words...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Butterscotch Feelings by Silverthesly reviews
Mabel gets a little jealous after spotting Dipper with Wendy
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Spring 2: Said and Done by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
Last spring, something happened between Alvin and Simon that neither could ever let go of. Last spring was only a warm-up... what are we in for here..? Pairing is Alvin/Simon, rated M
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Code Red by marisa lee reviews
Blossom and Brick have switched bodies somehow! Will they find out how to get back to normal? Or will they remain as each other...forever? Reds, blues & greens.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Did it really have to come to this? by wolfprincess16 reviews
The girls havent seen the boys in years. Now they return and go to the Powerpuff's school. Somehow the boys make the girls enter a competition and does a lil romance happen along the way? well,read and find out. FIRST STORY! DNT JUDGE!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
It Just Is by chibitalex reviews
Arthur Kirkland, a famous writer that goes by the name of Janice Mayflower, did not enjoy the company of others. Hopefully, his new American next-door tenant can change that... USUK. M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,956 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - [America, England/Britain]
NekoRoma by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,518 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Speak Now by horserider3573 reviews
just an Eileen X Rigby story. Rigby and Eileen get close, but what happens when Rigby decides that he doesn't want that? DISCLAIMER: all characters belong to J.G. Quintel and the rest of regular show. plot is mine.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Eileen, Rigby - Complete
Return by daziyly reviews
Ten years after the ruffs brutally killed the puffs, the girls have separated for their own safety and have gone on carrying normal lives. But when the girls meet again after a few chance encounters, they spell trouble for the boys in more ways than one.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Two Lives Are More Exciting Than One by 1000GreenSun reviews
They're just three average girls trying to make it by in life. Oh, and they're secretly Townsville's superheroes at night. When the girls meet the boys, fireworks fly, but they soon become embroiled in a massive plot that there's no easy way out of. AU.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Brick, Blossom
Stupid, Stupid Love by jmp22895 reviews
Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Love At First Sight by wolfprincess16 reviews
Exactly what the title says...it may be M later on tho...u know, the rating
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dance with me by Happymood reviews
AU Antonio's hands roamed over his body, sensually, slowly, until they rested on his face, turning Romano to face him. Green eyes stared at him and Romano felt there was no one else in the room but him and his tango teacher. Spamano in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Birthday to Remember by TheDCStar reviews
It's Alvin's birthday, and it looks like Brittany has a big surprise in store for him. What could it be? Read and Review!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
A New Life: A Chipmunk Story by SPARK187 reviews
Just a crazy idea that came to me after watching the squeakqual. Hope you enjoy.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,562 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Soccer Field Games by SameAsTheNext reviews
Alvin needs a little comfort after a huge blow to the ego. Co-written by AndAllThatGoodStuff YAY!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alvin S., Eleanor M. - Complete
Her Intimate Stranger by SawyerSeville19 reviews
It's a AlvinXBrittany one-shot. It's graphic and those who are too young to read it don't. Please enjoy it, those who can. Please review for me. Tell me what you think.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alvin S., Brittany M. - Complete
Still Competing After All These Years by pikachu master reviews
After a night of partying and a lifetime of trying to out-do one another, Brittany and Alvin near the peak of the rivalry crescendo.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Lessons by JM.Fanatic reviews
Eleanor gets teased by her sisters, because she's younger and she doesn't know as much as they do. So she goes to Alvin for help and he teaches her the things she needs to know.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
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Stuck Together! reviews
The Rowdyruff Boys have "captured" the Powerpuff Girls. After not seeing them in person for 7 years, The boys, now living separately, each bring home a powerpuff for their own... Rated M for sexual situations and language
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,452 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Blossom, Brick] [Buttercup, Butch]
A Kiss Can Change Everything? reviews
Brittany Miller has just realized that one kiss can change the way you feel about someone...READ PLZ! Now Rated M!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,358 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Brittany M., Alvin S.
Literally, Anything can Happen reviews
A flashback in Gravity Falls. Pinecest. Oneshot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete