Author has written 10 stories for Avengers, Maximum Ride, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.
I love to write, but I'm a bit on the insecure side about my stories and such (okay, a lot, don't judge :P). A friend of mine convinced me to start posting on here, and I found the anonymity comfortable and, well, here I am!
Also, I have a Tumblr for photography and prose and poems and the like, it's all my own work, if you'd like to drop by ;):
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.(Stop sign, actually. But... technicalities!)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.(Oh, the irony.)
If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
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MAXIMUM RIDE QUOTES
"Sometimes he seems like a droid - or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2." - Max
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel
"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
Here's something that might not occur to you: if a state trooper sees a weird, patchwork Toyota Echo hurtling down I-95, and it looks like half
"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. -Max
"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max
"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max
"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang
"I feel like pudding, pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(Is it sad that I'm guilty of...every single one of these?)
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Mine- Taylor Swift(I don't understand...)
Waking Up: You Had Me At Hello- A Day To Remember (What?)
First Day At School: Somebody's Heartbreak- Hunter Hayes (Lol... I find that hilarious)
Falling In Love: Turning Tables- Adele (Lolol that makes absolutely no sense)
Fight Song: Stop and Stare- One Republic (That works!!)
Breaking Up:Terrible Things- Mayday Parade (That... That's just depressing)
Prom night: Mr. Know It All- Kelly Clarkson (Ummm... okay...)
Life: Nothing Is Real- Goo Goo Dolls (Why??? That's a depressing life...)
Mental Breakdown: Broken- Seether (WHOA)
Driving: Between the Raindrops- Lifehouse (I dunno)
Flashback: The Man Who Can't Be Moved- The Script (That..Makes sense...if you think about it)
Getting back together: Breath- Breaking Benjamin (Uh... Okay o.O)
Wedding: Tim McGraw- Taylor Swift (That's just great)
Birth of Child: A Thousand Years- Christina Perri (That would've been awesome for the last one!)
Final Battle: Rolling In The Deep- Adele (There's a fire, starting in my heart...)
Funeral Song: Safe and Sound- Taylor Swift and the Civil Wars (I'm gonna go cry now)
Final Credits: It's Not My Time-3 Doors Down (Lolol that's great)