Author has written 13 stories for Batman the Animated Series, X-Men: Evolution, Pirates of the Caribbean, Alex Rider, Young Justice, Supernatural, and Batman: Under the Red Hood.
So, hey peeps! Thanks for checking me out (in a totally non-creepy way...right?)
Some favs... (these are in no particular order - except for Batman and Star Wars)
TV shows: Star Wars: the Clone Wars, any Batman, Young Justice, NCIS, Smallville, Justice League, Teen Titans, Scooby-Doo
Movies: Star Wars, Batman (I'm working on convincing my mom to let me watch the Dark Knight), Captain America (Got the movie for my b-day!), Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes
Books: Star Wars, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hardy Boys, James Bond
Food (I'm a vegetarian): veggie burgers, crackers and hummus, candy!!!
Color: Blue and Orange, or Black and Purple
My blog: bumblingbat. tumblr. com
I'll try to keep it updated, and I may put sneak peeks for some of the stories on there.
A note to everyone for this summer and next school year: The tenth graders at my school have to do an 8 month long project called a Personal Project (we'll call it PP). My PP is going to be writing a book, which will get published hopefully by next summer, assuming I finish it fast enough (or at all). This will cut into my FanFiction writing time, but I love encouragement! I'm sure many of y'all would love it. It's going to be about an assassin with amnesia. I'll post the full summary on my website.
I've realized that I have, like, five stories going at once and none of them are moving very fast. So, I'm going to work on one story at a time so that they get finished. So, here's the order they're gonna get finished in:
1.) SAS Are Never Far Away
2.) Some Heroes Come in Small Sizes
3.) He's Back (I took over this story from DenniBenni)
4.) Robin Through Time
5.) Meet the Mutants (I don't really know how many people like this story...I'm not getting a ton of feedback)
I might work on any of these stories if I get writer's block on a different one, but for now, you probably shouldn't expect frequent updates on any stories except for Navy SEALs/SAS.
A little clarity and explanation for what is going on in everyone's lives in Some Heroes Come in Small Sizes:
Alex Rider: He works for the SAS. He is currently doing joint training with the Navy SEALs, so the Riders moved to the United States temporarily. In his first month there, the CIA heard that he was in the US and asked him to train one of their spies. He doesn't normally work for any government agencies, but if they approach him with a job, he will consider it. He has worked with almost a dozen different agencies. He has mentioned his teenage years in passing to his children, but they think he just worked for the government.
Trixie Rider: The wife of Alex, she was the reason for Alex's return to humanity. She was killed in a drive-by shooting that was intended for Alex.
Didi Rider: The daughter of Alex Rider, she has been trained in the same way that Ian Rider trained Alex. She's really quiet and mellow. Her boyfriend usually protects her at school, but when he isn't there, her brother takes over his job. Her close friend is Cayden Sullivan.
Jay Rider: The son of Alex Rider, he has willingly allowed himself to be trained. He has a green belt in karate, and wants to be like his dad when he grows up. He is very protective of his older sister and he knows her friends very well.
Cayden Sullivan: Employed by the CIA, she was trained by Alex Rider and thinks almost exactly like him. Alex is very protective of her. When they met, Alex was angry that the CIA would employ a teenager, but she willingly works for them. Alex made sure that she could defend herself. Her temper is very famous within the CIA and will explode without warning. She is close friends with another of Alex's partners and Alex's daughter. She also have a reasonably good relationship with the SAS soldiers. She lives with 2 other agents that pretend to be her parents.
Arianne Rouverain: One of Alex's former partners, she was forced to go to a desk job by him because she was injured. Alex was the one who saved her life, so she feels like she should help save him and return the favor. She works for the CIA, but is occasionally loaned out to MI6 at the request of Mrs. Jones. She has a reputation of being "drop-dead" gorgeous. Literally. She is a formidable opponent and has a death glare that would make Batman cower in fear.
Tulip Jones: The director of MI6, she has occasionally asked to borrow agents from the CIA that Alex has trained. He still has a reputation of being the best agent.
Grace Hutchins: Trixie's sister, although they had a "little" falling out when Trixie agreed to marry Alex, drop out of college, and not tell their mother. Grace didnt know that Trixie was dead, on account of the two of them having no contact since that night.
I was also told that I have a hole-y plot! Trixie was killed in a drive-by, NOT A HOSTAGE SITUATION! Just wanted to clear that up. :)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Favorite characters from random books, tv shows, movies, ect. in no particular order
1. Alex Rider
2. Boba Fett
3. Robin (Dick Grayson)
4. Green Lantern
5. Captain America
6. Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
7. Batman (Bruce Wayne)
8. Robin (Tim Drake)
9. Darth Vader
10. Sarah (from Chuck)
11. Neal Caffrey
12. Jack Starbright
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh, yeah. Ryan Reynolds? Heck yeah (He's kinda hot in the comics too)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would have to be the other way around, but that would a pretty beast child.
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah, but I don't know what it was called. There are a lot of them, though.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Heck NO! Yikes! (That would be a really scary child that they would have if they did, though)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
YIKES! I would hate to have Batman walk in on any of my conversations. Although Robin is probably used to it, he would feel really really awkward after that. Batman is frickin' SCARY!!
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Sarah and Robin. Spy and secret vigilante. With Batman looking over your shoulder, what could possibly go wrong (other than the obvious violence that will no doubt follow)
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Well, it would be Jack dating Bruce Wayne and she finds out that he is Batman so she dumps him and he gets really mad at his villains because he really liked her so Robin has to stop him. Title: We're Done and You Can Deal With It
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
Not that I know of.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Uh, Tim Drake? I really have no idea.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Slightly fluffy (Jack, Alex & Nightwing: very family-oriented)
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Well, you don't try to flirt with #2 in the first place, so nothing.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS EXTREMELY RANDOM AND MAY NOT BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.
If you think about a virtual character all day long, or even dream of one, paste this on your profile.
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If you respond/talk to your characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(3 books a year? Is that some kind of joke? Perhaps a typo; and they really mean "3 books a WEEK"? Or DAY?)
If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)
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Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
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If said person who should be hit by a bus has ever called you sexy, copy and paste this.
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If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
54 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart (Phoenix Retribution, you are a very bad influence)
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
53. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."
54. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
Annoying Things To Do In the Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How do use regular soap?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Suggestion? Crazy Idea Time!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Aw! I wanted it to be cold!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Can I drive before I take it?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Thanks, that really narrowed it down)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Which is...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."
On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)
A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."
A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)
A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)
A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! =D
put this on your page
How to Make People Annoyed At You:
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme constantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.
Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!”
In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.
When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Why America has some issues:
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering
Pick the month you were born:
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
Other--because I'm a Ninja!
Combine and see what you get!
I have: I ran over a monster because that's how I roll.
Stupidest Last Words In The History Of Mankind:
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Of course it's safe.
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out!
12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Left knee: crashed on my roller blades.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters Batman and Star Wars people (I have so many, my mom said I had to put up at least one real picture)
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? None, but I used to sleepwalk (my 12 year old brother still does...creeps my family out)
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN To? Alternative, 80's
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 11 in the morning.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Veggie burger from BJ's.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Having a basement (even though that was ten years ago)
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My car
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope!
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? People can cry?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Black hair, blue eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? While watching a superhero/Star Wars movie, or an amusement park
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink (I'm not allowed to drink coffee)
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Mushrooms, tomatoes, spinach, and Alfredo sauce (from Papa Murphy's)
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cheeseburger without meat from Wendy's
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Like the little crackers? Yes. The actual fish? Uh, who wrote this test?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A car.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeah...not telling you, though :)
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish...
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Delia's, band t-shirts (that's literally what I wear everyday that I don't have to wear my uniform to school: jeans and a t-shirt)
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Nope, but our hamster died last Monday
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? It was a hamster
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? What crazy person would do that?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them to their face
30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 27
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Either works for me (but my crush is a brunette)
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best buddy :)
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Walking anywhere with no shoes (or at least no socks...I have to wear at least socks) and the radio (every station plays the same 5 songs)
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Wales, England, Ireland, Germany, France, Switzerland, Austria, and I was this close to going to Scotland this summer. That's next summer, and then summer after is Italy, and after that it's Australia and New Zealand!
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Anything Star Wars or Batman (Anyone sensing a trend?)
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Kenny Rogers (the Texas Rangers baseball player)
37. FIRST JOB? Uh, does babysitting count?
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope, but I really want too.
39. DO YOU SWEAR? Nope. Never have, never will.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Drawing a world map freehand
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My awesome piano playing, my amazing writing and math skills (strange combination)
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yep.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? An iPhone
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2 twin boys (and then adopt a few, maybe a couple foster care kids)
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My name is completely my own
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Paul Micheal
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's decent
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm a Veggie people!!
52. ANY BAD HABITS? Not doing my Spanish homework, not doing my Biology homework
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Lady Gaga
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Heck yeah! I'm adorable (according to almost everyone I've met)
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Temper tantrum!!
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Grandparents' house in Hawaii, my best bud's house
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Hot Wheels monster trucks
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 30-something
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I have never seen an episode of Barney in my LIFE!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Are you kidding? I LIVE on sarcasm (my mom doesn't get it though; she tries to correct it)
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Can I have both? Please? :)
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone with good standards
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Zozerz, Zoebelle (hate that one) Adorable (not kidding)
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Echo and the Bunnymen, Daft Punk, Sleigh Bells
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW/S? Sherlock (on BBC) NCIS, NCIS LA, Bones, White Collar, Young Justice
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I haven't taken either yet.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and Cream, Banana Cream Pie
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Um, yeah?
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? About an hour ago
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There were a few other numbers missing, but that wasn't one of them
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 120 mph (not kidding; the Autobahn in Germany is amazing)
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really expect it
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Some song on the radio. I'm sorely lacking on my popular modern music
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Uh...
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Hair
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Ballad of Mona Lisa (Panic! At the Disco)
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Confusing people (like, people that are confusing)
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Summer! As long as I'm not in Texas (preferably somewhere that still has snow)
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? That's a good question...I'll get back to you.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown (but this summer it'll be blue, no joke. My friend is gonna Kool-Aid dye it)
86. EYE COLOR? Blue (although some people think it changes color)
89. FAVORITE FOOD RESTAURANT? In-n-Out Burger!
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Can't stand it
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Sherlock
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas!!!! (I'm already counting down)
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano, and soon to be guitar
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican all the way
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A book (the new Ally Carter one: Out of Sight, Out of Time)
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Yellow Mini Cooper named Wally (he gets lots of love)
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Just finished the aforementioned Ally Carter book. And then my friend stole it.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FRIENDS: Will talk bad about the person who talks bad about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
FIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
FRIENDS: Asks me for my number.
FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
FRIENDS: Won’t let me make an idiot of myself in public.
Some pretty awesome quotes:
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There is one thing my wife and I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
"He's my brother." (Thor) "He killed 80 people in 2 days." (Black Widow) "He's adopted."
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6.
Beethoven was a great pianist, one of the first composers to truly explore the instrument's capabilities.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can yo touch?
The arm of the couch.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My bro and his friend watching Sherlock Holmes 2.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Half an hour ago, coming back from Half-Price Books.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
What are you wearing?
Captain America t-shirt, blue and orange Adidas, converse socks, jeans.
Did you dream last night?
Uh, for once in my life, no!
What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Strange Chinese paintings.
Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah. My brother.
What do you think of this quiz?
Something to pass the time with.
What is the last film you saw?
Again, Sherlock Holmes 2.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books, comics, an awesome license plate that says Batman, and new clothes for my mom and brother (they really need to work on what they wear in public!)
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am really angry at Half-Price Books.
If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make people stop being so stupid, and make more people act like Sherlock Holmes.
Do you like to dance?
The foxtrot is quite enjoyable.
I have no opinions on anything whatsoever concerning him.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
3. Your teacher is...
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
6. What would your best friend say about you?
7. How do you feel right now?
8. What's on your bedside table right now?
9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Islands- Young the Giant (What about them islands?)
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...
Speed the Collapse- Metric (If only my school were big enough to actually have a talent show...)
14. Your life's theme song is...
Hong Kong Garden- Siouxsie and the Banshees (Uh, my life is anything BUT a garden)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
17. Your motto is...
Rescue Me- The Alarm (Yes, please do)
18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
19. What did you dream about last night?
Talk Talk- Talk Talk (I dreamed of people talking?)
20. Any last words?
Wings of a Dove- Madness (I'm not actually as old as my music suggests...)