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Joined 09-09-11, id: 3241203, Profile Updated: 03-09-16
Author has written 28 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ender's Game series, Scooby Doo, Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Hey. :) Nice to meet you. This account is shared by two sisters who are twins -- the older one is Jojo and the younger one is Picnic. Now that we got that straight, the one who writes more is Picnic. :) We love reviews, anything that could possibly make our writings better we would enjoy.

Picnic says: Hello :) How are you today? Hope your day is wonderful!

Jojo says: I need to mellow out and get my head out of my ships.


I Didn't Know I was Pregnant: Hetalia: It came to Picnic (me) one day while watching the show, and I was like wow! it'd be a great plot and it makes sense -- a male wouldn't have any clue he was pregnant. :) Status: Discontinued sorry lost the muse for it

Exploration: Picnic (and Jojo, but this is Picnic's) had to write a horror story for English, and this came out of it. Well, it wasn't written with the intention of being a fanfic, but I was like 'why not? I'll just change the names so it's a fanfic for Halloween' so that was how it was made. One shot. Status: Complete

Good-Bye: So, I finished reading the first book and through the entire thing, I thought Ender and Alai would make such an adorable couple. That would be why I, Picnic, wrote it. One shot. Status: Complete

Scooby Doo in Who is Fred?: This idea came from Picnic a few days ago when Scooby Doo in Zombie Island was showing on TV. I noticed how similiar Fred Jones and Alfred Jones were and decided, with the help of Jojo, to write something connecting the two. This happened. Status: Complete

Tulips: Uhm, this idea came to Picnic months ago, and, uh, you know what? It really wasn't an idea. I just started writing and that came out. It took months to write though. Meh. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Sleeping Cutie: Sleeping Beauty, PruCan style, does not follow traditional fairy-tale. Written by jojo. Written over course of six months, posted when complete over six weeks. Twelve chapters, over twelve-thousand words. Status: Complete

Give Me Back My Watch: USUK, Cinderella style. Written by jojo. Written over a year and a month, posted when complete. Wrote it before even shipped-- and liked-- the pairing. Go figure. XD Oneshot. Over seven-thousand words. Status: Complete

The First One: Christmas AU, PruCan. Written by jojo. Written over the course of fourteen days, chapter five written by Picnic. Posted as written--every other day. A fluffy Christmas fic purely to have a fluffy Christmas fic. Over fourteen-thousand words. Status: Complete

Blame Canada: Well, I, Picnic, heard Robin Williams sing "Blame Canada" on YouTube one day and was all like why isn't this a fanfic yet? I mean, I guess there hadn't been a fanfic of it because of Canada. It is all Canada's fault, you know. Just saying. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Tony and Barbara: ... Yeah, so this was, like, supposed to be a long-winded USUK story, but it was just sitting on the computer being unwritten... Oneshot. Written by jojo. Status: Complete

I Love You More Than the Sun Loves to Burn: This was supposed to be a short little fairytale. What the heck happened? Anyway, yeah. I, Picnic, like Maid Maleen. It's kind of a cool story, especially the creepy ending where she had died during those seven years and her ghost went to reclaim her prince. :) Oneshot. Status: Complete

To Kiss a Mockingbird: I, Picnic, wanted to write another fairytale. So I did. It's like the Frog Prince, but he turns into a mockingbird. And yeah. Oneshot. Status: Complete

My Christmas Wish: I, Picnic, was trying to get writers block out of the way. And it was Christmas Eve. It kinda helped. Kinda. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Pitch Black: I, Picnic, wanted to try my hand at writing for Sherlock and I ship Johnlock and I have this weird eye-mate world in my head and was all like I should do Johnlock to it just to try it, not to mention I like all different types of AUs for Sherlock, and yeah. Oneshot. Status: Complete

A Young Man, His Love, and Magic: Right before she started her summer school homework, Picnic (me) was procrastinating and was all like "I wanna make a cardverse." Thus this happened. It was supposed to be multichaptered but what-the-hell-ever that was a long shot. Hahahaha. Sorry. Oneshot. Status: Complete

The Unordinary Man: I, Picnic, had a 900 point English project on JRR Tolkien. The obvious thing to do with all the useless infromation was to write fanfiction. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Beck Quebec: So Jojo signed on for the PruCan Network or whatever and she and the people were thinking of AUs and she was all like Picnic, give me one. I said AU in which Matthew was a secret pop star; she translated that as Hannah Montana AU. I just had to write it. Oneshot. Status: Complete

In A Minute: I, Picnic, was having really freaking bad writer's block after doing an English project on Tolkien and to get rid of it, I figured I'd write something for a fandom I hadn't written anything for ever. I chose Supernatural, and I'm a sucker for soulmate AUs and yeah. That happened. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Human: I, Picnic, was bored. The end. Yeah. Not too much of a story for this one. It just happened. Oneshot. Status: Complete

The Staccato Om: Part 1 of the Anime Expo fics. I, Picnic, wrote this nearly two years ago and finally got around to posting it. I don't remember why exactly I wrote it. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Finding the Right Prince Charming: Part 2 of the Anime Expo fics. I, Picnic, had always wanted to write a fic for that tumblr post and finally got around to it about two months ago. Oneshot. Status: Complete

The Opposite of a Cat Allergy: Part 3 of the Anime Expo fics. I, Picnic, attempted to do Camp Nanowrimo in April but missed my goal by about 23,000 words. I was going to write a series of fics based off prompts, but I only finished this one. Oneshot. Status: Complete

A Time for Jokes: Part 4 of the Anime Expo fics. The last part. I, Picnic, wanted to write a time travel fic. So I did. Oneshot. Status: Complete

Little Lizzie: Both Jojo and I love Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical The Phantom of the Opera. It only made sense to write a fic based off of it. Oneshot. Status: Complete

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The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
Hell to Pay by jmp22895 reviews
Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, America
A Frankenstein by any other name by Nuttynube reviews
Victor's creature outlived him - the spark of false life breathed into him by his creator allowed him to carry on long after Victor perished on the ice. He survived and he flourished, gained a new appearence as years passed and took the name Sherlock, rejoining his family and seeking the one thing his creator could not give him. A soul. A soul which he finds in a certain Dr Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 192,297 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never According to Plan by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
All Arthur Kirkland wanted to do was get through high school with straight A's. All Alfred F. Jones wanted to do was teach a normal history class. But we all things never turn out like they should. Student!Arthur x teacher! Alfred. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories reviews
Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Numbers are Hell by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Gilbert sucks at math. Matthew is good at math. He tutors Gilbert and Gilbert shows him the life outside of textbooks. Tutoring doesn't last long before sparks start to fly. PrussiaXCanada summary fail rating may go up in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,329 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Lost Canada by Sora Moto reviews
After a G8 Meeting Canada is mugged and shot on the Mall in DC. Weeks later his remains are found and it takes Brennan and her team to identify the remains. This is made even more difficult because it seems no one reported him missing.
Crossover - Bones & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/23/2011 - T. Brennan, Canada - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Curse of Twins by neko-nya reviews
In the streets of London, a murderer is caught and a story is told; one of cursed twins who weren't to be separated, ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Dancing With Cinderella by eloquentelegance reviews
Austria never wanted a family. The idea was pointless. Until he met his little girl. His little, human daughter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
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Anticipation reviews
It's Alfred's birthday and, naturally, he wants to get a gift for himself. Normally, Matthew woudn't mind, but today is the day he's meant to meet his soulmate. And he's freaking out. PruCan, Oneshot, Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4 - America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
Conspiracy Curiosity
He was flipping through his notebook again, the one that was labeled "Conspiracy Theories." Arthur wondered what type of theories were in it, but he never had the courage to go up to that lad who owned the thing and ask. Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3 - England/Britain - Complete
The Taste of Moonlight
Arthur had always described Alfred as being his Sun. Well, if Alfred was Arthur's Sun, then Arthur was Alfred's Moon. Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2 - America - Complete
Capatain America Can Never Be This Punk
After five years of only hearing about Kiku's band, Alfred is finally invited to see them preform. By the end of the night, he's asked himself the same question many times. Is he in the right place? Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1 - Japan, England/Britain, America - Complete
Little Lizzie
Elizabeta made many memories in her life and although so many memories faded and turned hazy, the ones containing the Phantom, the Angel, never lost their clarity. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,294 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2015 - France, Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
A Time for Jokes reviews
Arthur is brought through time to hear a Hitler joke. Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/5/2015 - England/Britain, America, China - Complete
The Opposite of a Cat Allergy reviews
There were eight — count them, eight — cats on his yard right now. And none of them were his. They all belonged to his next door neighbor, Arthur Kirkland. Because there were eight cats on his yard, Alfred was trapped inside. USUK Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2015 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Finding the Right Prince Charming reviews
Madeline wants to get married like the princesses do, so Jillian decides to help. Fluffy kid femslash PruCan. Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Staccato Om
Arthur is a normal rock star until two aliens land in his flat asking to learn about music. T for swearing Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2015 - England/Britain, America, Tony - Complete
Human reviews
Mycroft had been taking care of and protecting the human for most of its life. Even so, he couldn't protect it forever.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
In A Minute reviews
Ninety-seven years is a really freaking long time. Dean wonders if he'll even live that long. TiMER-type AU Destiel Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Beck Quebec reviews
Matthew gets the best of both worlds. Well, sometimes one world sucks more than the other, but his journal helps him manage. Other than having a best friend/crush who isn't a fan, a brother who dresses like a hobo, and his brother's boyfriend who secretly wants to be a punk, Matt's life is pretty normal. But Beck's life is totally glamorous. PruCan Oneshot Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - America, Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Unordinary Man reviews
JRR Tolkien is enjoying a beer after an unofficial Inklings meeting when he begins to talk to drunken man next to him. But this man isn't as ordinary as he could be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - England/Britain - Complete
A Young Man, His Love, and Magic reviews
A day in the life of Al F. Wilder that may or may not be exciting. Cardverse Unrequited!USUK Complete
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2014 - England/Britain, America, China, Canada - Complete
Pitch Black reviews
Eyes are windows to the soul. Eye-mates were two people who had the exact same colors and patterns in their irises. Every child in the world would yearn for the day they turned thirteen so they could begin their search for their eye-mate. Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
My Christmas Wish reviews
Arhur was little when his mother gave him a nutcracker. He would tell his nutcracker everything, including his Christmas wishes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Didn't Know I was Pregnant: Hetalia reviews
Title says all. Stories of not knowing of pregnancy, mpreg, based off the show. "How can a man not know he is pregnant? Here is a true story of a man who went into labor without even knowing he was pregnant." Full of Hetalia pairings. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,173 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
To Kiss a Mockingbird reviews
So, I had made fun of this chick, she turned me into a bird, and five months later I met Matt. I need a kiss from a person to be human again, but the time I have to do it is quickly approaching to its end. But I don't mind. I have Matt. PruCan, Fairytale AU, The Frog Prince-esque. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
I Love You More Than the Sun Loves to Burn reviews
Princess Elizabeta loves Prince Roderich, but she has to marry another prince. Her father does not approve of her love, so he locks her in a tower for seven years, hoping she forgets about Roderich. When she gets out of the tower with her love still fresh in her mind, she finds that Roderich is to marry another princess. Fairytale AU Maid Maleen, AusHun, Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Liechtenstein - Complete
Tony and Barbara reviews
Four-year-old Alfred F. Jones has an encounter with aliens that could change his life forever. Yes, it's rated M because of Tony's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2013 - America, Tony - Complete
Blame Canada reviews
Canada was having a great day up until America came by. The American proceeds to tell Canada why he is at fault. "Blame Canada" from South Park. Like, seriously, that song is funny. But Canada doesn't seem to think so. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
The First One reviews
Matthew is Santa Claus' son, and will be taking over the family business when his dad retires. However, there's a catch- Matthew must find a Mrs. Claus before Christmas Eve. Enter Gilbert Beilschmidt, a man who has been on the Naughty List since his birth, who calls Matthew a hobo and takes him home. Christmas AU! PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sleeping Cutie reviews
Gilbert, Crown Prince of Germania, is thrown out of his home because he refuses to be wed. Out into the forest he travels, laughing about how he has to "mature." Until he stumbles upon a castle in which a young French prince sleeps. Prucan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Give Me Back My Watch reviews
Prince Alfred of America's parents want him to get married. Arthur wants to get out of the hell-whole that is his step-mother's house. One day, it's announced that Prince Alfred is having a ball and Arthur could care less. However, Arthur would go to the ball if a certain fabulous god-sister would have it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tulips reviews
Elizabeta has become Arthur's daughter for some reasons. Arthur needed a daughter to impress Alfred. Alfred already knows Elizabeta. So... What about a dead tulip?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hungary, England/Britain - Complete
Scooby Doo in Who is Fred? reviews
Um, it's like Fred lives in a totally different world. When the gang gets a call about a Haunted Meeting Hall, Fred doesn't want to go. Why? Because of the countries. Ameripan
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Fred, America - Complete
GoodBye reviews
What happened when Alai left Ender? Well, in my mind... Alai/Ender Oneshot BoyxBoy If you don't like it, then please do not read it.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Exploration reviews
Happy Halloween! Alfred, Natalia, Elizabeta, and Sadik go across Antarctica to search for a new type of penguin, but things end horribly wrong. AU Originally written for my English class. Oneshot. WARNING: IMPLIED CANABALISM
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2011 - America, Hungary, Turkey, Belarus - Complete