TortureMegan
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Joined 09-10-11, id: 3242245, Profile Updated: 11-25-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Watership Down.

Yeah. So.

It has been a really long time since I've done anything on here. For that, I apologise.

But, basically, shit happened, and shit is still happening, but I'm back. Ish.

I've deleted Fire and Blood, because frankly, it was shit and there is no way I can complete it, so yeah. It's gone.

Lessons with Zetsu, Itachi in a Dress, and Manwhore and Domestic Abuse Victim have all been marked as complete, which, for now, they are. I might update them again, but that's not too likely.

Five Balconies Over will be completed soon, hopefully. I'm not going to give up on it, not when it's so close to being completed. There's probably only about one or two chapters left.

But I'm mostly going to be posting one-shots from here on out, and I'm going to be writing them mostly on a variety of different books.

So, that's really all I have to say. Again, I'm really sorry for having been gone for so long, and for deleting Fire and Blood.

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I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Ultimate Ninja Storm by Pressing Point reviews
At school she was the shy and petite Hyuuga heiress. On her Kinect Xbox 360, she was Solice- the #1 player of the world famous game, Ultimate Ninja Storm. Solice is two words: completely badass. She's Hinata's alter ego. Welcome, to her world. NaruHinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Smile of Tomorrow by izumichan560 reviews
Sequel to Long Live, Akatsuki. With every action, there are consequences. And with consequence, there is another action. Another year at Shinobi High isn't so easy. Sasofemdei, Kisafemita, Kakuhi, Painko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Akatsuki
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,915 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Jiraiya's Update by Mattell reviews
Exactly what the title says. Besides, messing with the Hidden Villages is fun! Set before Jiraiya's death. Warning: Some bad language. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the original text. I'd be a genius if I did. Which I'm not. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Tsunade S. - Complete
His Favorite Customer by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has moved to America with his family, where they opened up a restaurant. There he gets the pleasure of having the bad touch trio as customers. He then has the luck of a certain Spaniard deciding to go after him. Spamano Prucan GerIta sebsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The WannaBe Hellboy by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
Have you ever met one of those people that, no matter how annoying or frustrating they are, you can't help but like them? Yeah, that's what it's like with my best friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Master at Arms by Tetsu-sama reviews
Companies fighting for a contract with her father's arm dealership Tenten transfers to Konoha High. But the school isn’t as removed as her father thinks and Tenten finds herself in the dead center of the conflict, including the gangs involved. Neji/Ten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,657 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
The Story Of The Nerdy, Freaky Junior by ughcharina reviews
A nerd. Freak. That's what people call me. Ex-best friends wanting to be friends again. Crushing on the guy I wished I never fell for. Drama, and lots of it. All on top of being a junior in high school. Well, welcome to my, Sakura Haruno's, story. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Potentially The Greatest Porno by JohnathanC.SparkleBerry reviews
EVER. Mattie is sent on a mission to deliver scones to Papa. What will happen on the way Papa's house? Is the Big Bad Wolf, really that Bad? No, in fact, he's quite sexy. Title has nothing to do with the story. PruCan T For Pervy antics
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
skinny jean faggots by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; SUIKA au; Straight up, they sparkle. "So, I'm convinced that your pants are cutting off circulation to your brain, and I'm thinking that maybe you should just leave." COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,786 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Means War by Nice-Pants-Dude reviews
SasoDei Sasori's a man whore. Deidara's the innocent, sexy new boy. Sasori wants Deidara. Deidara doesn't want Sasori cus he's a man whore. yes, it's very interesting. MAN WHORE SASORI FTW! 8DDDDDD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei Beauty and the Beast by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara was just a normal, weird, boy, but all that changes when he is held prisoner by a monstrous Beast. But will Sasori and Deidara manage to fall in love against all odds? And what about that girl Sakura who wants Deidara all to herself? Disney based.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Memory Lane by A Ravens Dream reviews
Deidara is home alone and is bored, so he decides to take a walk, going through his memories of him and Sasori, the good and bad. Rated M for Yaoi smut and language. Yaoi warning! **BEING REDONE**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Wake Up by Punk-Out reviews
I believe that you are, A stupid, B delusional, or C on some sort of crazy drug, and if that's the case, then I advise you to, in the future, steer very, very clear of it." Sasori and Deidara run into an interferrance in the forest. SD Mary Sue bashin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
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Don't Run reviews
Internal thoughts of one of Blackavar's guards during an unspecified time period.
Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
The Man Whore and the Domestic Abuse Victim reviews
Sasori is a Man Whore. Deidara is a victim of Domestic Abuse. Need I say more? This story explores some of the most prominent moments in thier relationship, from first meeting to Deidara moving in with Sasori. Be warned, they suck at following stereotypes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Five Balconies Over reviews
Deidara's the new boy in town, and Sasori lives five balconies over. Follow them as they attempt to overcome their differences and accept themselves for who they are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
My Stalker's Stalker reviews
Naruto has a stalker...Who has a stalker?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The adventures of Itachi in a dress and Kisame! reviews
Basically as the title says: Itachi wearing a dress and doing crazy stuff with Kisame, including but not limited to: torturing people, scaring people, exorcising demons, dancing like idiots, frustrating Fugaku, and, of course, wearing a dress! Crack Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Definition of Love reviews
Hidan's definition of Love according to his relationship with Kakuzu. Basically Hidan talks about his life with Kakuzu and what he thinks about the emotion known as love. Warning: This is AU, has swearing and mentions of child abusage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nothing Left to Live For reviews
Winter. Deidara is in his apartment, making a sculpture when the phone rings. To answer, or to not answer. His choice will change his life, and that of a close friends...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lessons with Zetsu reviews
Zetsu is the smartest member in the Akatsuki. He ha received a mission: To teach the others the ever-so-important stuff they never learned, like point of view and multiplication! But how are they meant to learn when their teacher wants to eat them?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki is the new Green reviews
In a world where terrorists and environmentalists are the same, follow the adventures of Deidara and Naruto well, mostly Deidara as they are convinced/bribed into joining the famous terrorist group Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete