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Name: Vivio312, Viv, 312, etc.

Gender: GIRL!!!!

Age: Older than 10, younger than 20. Guess if you will.

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Colors: Black, green, and gold

Animals: Snow leopards, tigers, panthers, wolves, whales, elephants, and more

Games: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Professor Layton, Legend of Zelda, Fable, Dragon Quest

Books (series too): Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, H.I.V.E., Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, The Mortal Instruments series, The Clockwork series, and many more

Anime/Manga: One Piece, Bleach, FMA, Naruto, Skip Beat!, Alice in the Country of Hearts, A Bride’s Story, etc.

Forty- Nine laws of Anime: (Oddly enough, there are only forty-six...)

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustibility
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversely proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustibility
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Agglutination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary - Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of blood flow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

To be expanded...

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 8,307 - Follows: 9,886 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13390 - Favs: 17,231 - Follows: 16,266 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 244,867 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follow the Weasleys and Potters as they grow up... But will they grow apart? Sequel to The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,001 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
LOL by TheMoonclaw reviews
A humorous look at some scenes from the Legend of Zelda games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Inside the Red Zone by Euregatto reviews
Walking the road to falling in love is a wonderful experience – unless of course you're Annie Leonhardt, in which case it's a lot more disastrous than it should be, and everyone else gets caught in the crossfire. -Eren x Annie [rated M for ages 16 and up]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,652 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] Mikasa A., Reiner B. - Complete
Started With a Kiss by bookworm1993 reviews
Lavender and Parvarti have been teasing Hermione constantly about how she'd never been kissed or even had a boyfriend. After calling Hermione a prude one day, Lavender dares Hermione to kiss the next person that enters the hall. 5th year has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Ode to What We've Lost and Found by Euregatto reviews
She watches the worm suffer with no remorse in her eyes, yet still flinches when he crushes it beneath his boot. "Why would you do that?" "Because it was already dead." Just like us. -Annie x Eren, drabble-esque, au-ish [dark themes, adult situations]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.]
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Throw by jellyjay reviews
She throws him over his shoulder like he's nothing more than a bag of potatoes, and it blows his mind in more ways than one. [cover art by tumblr user nartuouzuamkis].
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Eren Y., Annie L.] Mikasa A., Armin A. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 8,304 - Follows: 8,917 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Three Warriors by Cavallo Alato reviews
Annie Leonhardt, Bertholdt Fubar, Reiner Braun. Titan Trio -centric. (contains spoilers) "It wasn't a lie." Truthfully, they just wanted to go home. They didn't want to "live happily ever after". They simply wanted to "live".
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,169 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Reiner B., Bertolt H., Annie L.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Constant Trouble by Tare-Bear reviews
What if Hawke, wasn't really Hawke? Instead, a tired Grey Warden and Hero of Fereldan, searching for a new way to live. A female mage broken hearted by King Alistair and unable to stand by as he marries goes in search of her own life. She changes her name, gets new friends, and becomes a new legend.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Amell, Fenris
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
No Labor Like Love by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Hawke is pregnant. Fenris copes as best he can; everyone else laughs from a distance. A series of unconnected vignettes spanning the pregnancy of a Champion.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
A Fairy Tail Ending by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
When Lucy and Natsu fall into a magical book of fairy tales, the only way to get out is to go through each tale and achieve its happy ending. Who said it would be easy? NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,618 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,582 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Prequel: The Other End of the Sword by SkywardDiamond reviews
The oftentimes humorous and bizarre events in Link's not-so-simple college life with Zelda, Pipit and Midna in Skyloft as a knight-in-training, two weeks before Zelda is taken to the surface by the Demon Lord. Leads up to Link's first meeting with Ghirahim. Story continues in Book One. T for mature themes/mild language/adult situations. *Rewriting*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,268 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Link, Midna
Demon Tracks by TheMidnightWhisp reviews
Instead of helping Link restore the Spirit Tracks, Aife (a half lokomo) finds herself helping Byrne and Cole resurrect Malladus, though not by choice. Working alone with the mysterious jerk, Byrne, has its ups and downs. Rated T for swearing, violence, and for safe measures later on. Yes, there will be romance in here. Well more like a Rivalmance... AifeXByrne.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,694 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Link, Zelda, Byrne, Chancellor Cole - Complete
Feel Good Hit of the Summer by BatNeko reviews
Summer vacation takes a turn for the crazy, as Link and his friends run into old friends, old enemies, and learn that life is not like a beach movie. Sequel to "The Weekly Hyrule News."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Link
The Deepest Road by ImaItrew reviews
It's not everyday that a King asks you to do him a favour, it's even less often that said King wants you to risk your life because of a hunch... in the Deep Roads. How will Hawke cope with someone even more sarcastic than her? And how will Fenris cope with a royal rival? Set in Dragon Age 2. Fenris/Hawke Alistair/Hawke. My first fanfic- please read! -COMPLETE-
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,862 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hawke (F) - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 1,048 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5334 - Favs: 9,011 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Parental Concern by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Until She's Home Again by Mrs. HopeEstheim reviews
Lucy has left Magnolia and Fairy Tail behind and she had absolutely no intention of going back. - Eventual NaLu. Main story now complete; the five chapter epilogue is now complete.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,373 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sleepless by Minquette reviews
Insomnia was the stimulus for a relationship that both Shepard and James knew was already doomed by the ticking clock of galactic annihilation. FShep/Vega, past FShep/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,844 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), James V. - Complete
Fashionista by MegaKiraraLover reviews
Just a fun oneshot-series of the reactions Alice gets to her various dresses in various circumstances. No pairings, suggestions encouraged
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alice - Complete
Cahills Read Fanfictions by KTRose12 reviews
What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Goes to Show You Never Can Tell by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke and co. are happily situated in NYC, going about their lives together - except Hawke's relationship with a certain diplomat keeps her in the tabloids. His solution is simple. Isabela suggests a tiara and bodyshots in response. Modern-day oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Remembering Aunt Mildred by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
Sometimes, what you leave behind is more difficult than accepting that you need to leave...A story of the Mage that didn't become a Grey Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 258,058 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Amell - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Everything That Matters by brownc0at reviews
In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Goddess Plume by Torchic373 reviews
Friendship can sometimes blossom into love – an attempt at a multi-chapter Pipink relationship during Skyward Sword.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Pipit, Link
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Penalty for Winning by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rob Thy Neighbour by Wynneception reviews
Merrill meets a burglar! Oh, it's so very exciting!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Merrill - Complete
Bonds by Pureauthor reviews
/DQIX/ Through the trials of travel and strife are the deepest bonds forged. Shorts vignettes of the developing relations between the Hero and his party.
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,975 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Dragon's Ward by au revoir pets reviews
Lucy Heartphillia is thrown into a deep slumber meant to last until she is rescued by her "prince charming", she is left in a tower guarded by a fearsome dragon. Somehow, things don't go according to plan. Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,837 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Like Watching a Shipwreck by Sarah1281 reviews
Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Varric T., Cullen - Complete
Offerings by KCousland reviews
Written for the Valentine's day challenge on the Cheeky monkeys forum. Someone's in love with Kallian and the time has come for him to make his feelings known. With a little help from friends. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tabris, Sten - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Book For The Future: Fourth by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Four part story covering four generations of Hogwarts. Fourth; Albus, Rose and Scorpius. You don't have to have read the other parts to understand it. Hints of Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Book For The Future: Third by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Four part story covering four generations of Hogwarts. Third; Harry, Ron and Hermione. You don't have to have read the first parts to understand it. Hints of H/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Book For The Future: Second by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Four part story covering four generations of Hogwarts. Second; Fred and George. You don't have to have read the first part to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Book For The Future: First by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Four part story covering four generations of Hogwarts. First; the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 6,820 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
No Rest for the Wicked by Liberty Roth reviews
All she wanted was a well-deserved rest after saving Ferelden, but it looked like her newly appointed status of Warden-Commander was going to postpone that. And then there was him to consider. Anders/fem Cousland. Spoilers for Awakening.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Cousland, Anders - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Raven Studios reviews
Pre-Mass Effect. Jalissa Shepard meant to stay a farmer on Mindoir after high school. And then the batarians came. 100 prompts. 1000 words. From Mindoir, through basic, to Elysium, to just before boarding the Normandy. Snapshots of Shepard's life. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 103,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10325 - Favs: 12,753 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected by ObliviousTrace reviews
Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,155 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 5,156 - Follows: 967 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Confessions and Confectionary Delights by Kittie Darkhart reviews
Just to get this out of my system. Post Game. An invitation to the March Hare's tea party leaves Alice in a terrible position - a circumstance in which she can no longer set aside. Confessions, cakes, and a good dose of tea. Insanity ensues. Alice/Hatter
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6677 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3827 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Worse Things in the World by CrazygurlMadness reviews
Just because I'm Link's dorm neighbour doesn't mean I'm best qualified for handling drunken administration majors, no matter how cute they happen to be. Oh, hell, there are worse things in the world, after all, right? Zelink AU, Drunk!Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Only in Hyrule by CrazygurlMadness reviews
I don't know whether or not I'll become queen, I'm running against a tyrant, every single one of my friends is nuts, and all I want to do is jump my hot blonde publicist's bones. I, Zelda Harkinian, am royally screwed. AU Zelink. 2007 UFO Awards Winner
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Avid by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"Perhaps I can be so bold as to enquire about the 'why' of your nakedness?" He slowed down and smirked at her question. "Why, Zelda, dost my ears deceive me or are you jealous of my shower head?" AU Zelink. Rated 15 & up, to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6155 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nonexistent Fairytale by Paper Bear reviews
The King of Hyrule throws a competition with Link as the prize. Malon finds herself caught in the middle of the chaos, but she soon realizes the prize may not be as bad as she thought. A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,476 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Link, Malon - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Change by CrazygurlMadness reviews
"The only way you can manage to leave tomorrow morning would be to enter Konoha village without advertising your presence. Or else they wouldn't let you go." "I know that." "I'm not talking about the ANBU or the law enforcers." "I know that." SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Zeld by BatNeko reviews
The prince of Hyrule is captured...twice, and Link sets out to prove the old adage: Never send a hero to do a heroine's job...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,922 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Link - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3076 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
AU LZ fluff! Meet Zelda, misunderstood 16 year old female, and meet Link, her new guardians' son. Oh dear... Chaos and humiliation ensue. Next chapter, number... EEK! The galaxy rips open and chaos rules. Not really, but that would be better than this.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Link, Zelda
The Book Nook by Zeft reviews
At the first Quidditch match of the season, Oliver Wood 'looked as though he could have kissed Hermione'. What if he did? A Hermione-centric fic. OliverHermione. Very loosely follows the plot of PoA. Chapter 4 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,249 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Choices Who Needs Them?
Hermione takes a minute to think over all the guys in her life. Yeah, right. As if it were that easy. Hermione OneShot. Warning: Some mature themes, nothing explicit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete