Author has written 2 stories for Before I Die, and Pride and Prejudice.
Hey, The Names Raeesah..
BunnyBoo for short..Anyway I'm 14 and I'm from Manchester.
Fave Books: Out Of Shadows and Trash
Country: United Kingdom
Religion: Islam (just because I'm a Muslim dunt mean I can't write!!)
High School: B.G.S.G
Fave Celeb: Aaron Johnson (hands off!!)
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn (Madonna)
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags. (LOL)
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
When your son's IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
If you know Harry Potter kicks Twilight's sparkly ass, copy and paste this into your profile.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn untill our brains all rot."
Hogwarts, Hogwarts is our name
Studies and quidditch is our game.
We wake in the morning with wand in our hand
to go and make magic is our plan.
Gryffindor, Gryffindor, everyone hopes
except for Draco and his folks
Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, known for its skill
they can fight but not usually to the kill
Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, the dream of few
but when you get in its quite fun and new!
Slytherin, Slytherin the dreaded tower
But its not tall bad except Draco' has some power
Thats Hogwarts and now I will leave
Remember, for Harry to become real all you have to do is believe!
And learn untill our brains all rot."
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, that's all I ever heard
"What's the big deal?" I'd ask, "Why this is so absurd!"
But I thought I'll read them anyways
I bought the first with my pays
I took it home and the first chapter I did read
Little did I know just where it all would lead
I read and read and read
Harry was stuck in my head
I read to the end and surprise caught me so
I had no idea it was him, oh I did not know!
The second one I had to buy
I loved them so, I will not lie
"Surely I will guess the end this time." I surmise
But no, still I was caught by complete surprise
The third I snatched up quickly too
Reading carefully for every clure
In one week I had finished
I knew my longing would not diminish
Grabbed the fourth and poured on through
Watching brave Harry as he grew
I almost cried near the end
A life lost no one could mend
Now the fifth I dearly need
Oh how I wish that I could read
So J.K Rowling if you're here, can't you see?
I know, I know, I should let you be
But what now is there to do today?
No new stories, oh the dismay!
First and foremost I love the Son
My Bible is my number one
But I will now have to wait a whole year
Oh my what am I to do, Oh dear!
Harry, Harry, I know I'm a loon
Oh Harry, Harry Harry come back soon!
High, High, up in the sky
People on broom sticks are there
What are they doing you ask?
Why, they are playing a quidditch match!
Four balls is what with you play
You can even play quidditch on a rainy day!
You have to be talented to be on a team
There are two lessons I can teach
Be careful for bludgers and watch out for all the
Quidditch is a fun sport but yes, it is dangerous
Just look it up in "Quidditch Through The Ages"!
I don't really know what else to write so, erm..I hope you like my stories!!