THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA
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Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I would like to officially state that this is not, has never been and never will be Sparta.


Why - Complete

The Date - Complete

The Proposal/The Wedding - In Progress

Please Stop Acting Like You Care - In Progress

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Rallentando Deep Within by ChibiAnimeFreak reviews
All his life, Lovino has pushed down his insecurities, only expressing himself through his music. But when he enters high school as a freshman, it may get harder to keep is feelings locked up, especially with a certain Spaniard running around trying to open him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
How I Got Saved by Bri Nara reviews
Toris was always bullied from day one. Can this new student, Feliks, cure a broken spirit? Warning: homophobia, suicidal themes, bullying, and Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
I'm Not Okay: In English! by Si1verwing reviews
This is xxx666bloodyristsxxx's Hetalia fanfic. She claims to be Tara, but the chance that she is is about 0.001 percent. Anyways, I've translated it to English from whatever the heck it was in before. The Romania in the character list is Fake Tara's OC, seen in the image. Rated M for IKEA Erotica and liberal use of the f-word. Oneshot. Badfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Prussia, Romania - Complete
Hetalia: In Tune by Bai-Marionette reviews
It was meant to be like any other of his family's usual summer home visits instead, when he invites his friend along in hopes of sharing the boredom, he finds a foreign star along the shore. Some stars are meant to cross. But little did they know, some stars don't cross for a reason. SpaMano AntonioxLovino AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,959 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Of Flirting and Trolling by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but your heat is so delightful. And since you come inside me, let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! Hint: Nope, NOT a song fic; just some plain ol' corny PWP on how Denmark and Norway spend their winter holiday in a ski chalet up on a secluded mountain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by QuartzApple reviews
Iruka is a 20-something with a plan: get a good job, get married, get a house, have kids. What he didn't expect is for the plan to be ruined by an enigmatic new colleague who Iruka just can't seem to forget. KakaIru yaoi with lemons and plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 229,881 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Maple & Birds by Shinigami-cat reviews
Three years ago Gilbert lost Matthew and turns to cutting for comfort. Can the mysterious Canada help him get over his past when monsters haunt his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 194,242 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Top Model by Bluest-of-Jayys reviews
Mathias is an unemployed, down-on-his-luck, twenty-something guy. When what he thought was going to be a one-night stand turned out to be a modeling job with the guy of his dreams, how will his life change? DenNor, M for later. COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,038 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Back to Reality by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
"Sometimes I just wish that I wasn't a country!" America learns that he better be careful what he wishes for, especially when he has an alien friend who can make it happen. America's world is turned upside down as he wakes up as some guy called Alfred Jones, but if he's not a country anymore then who is he? More importantly, what happened to everyone else?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,527 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - America - Complete
Doctor Doctor by ShadowFire52 reviews
After many times in the hospital after many falled inccidents, thanks to a certain blond. Everything in the hospital was always the same everytime for Toris. But what happens when a new nurse, nurse Feliks, comes in and turns his life upside down...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,749 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lithuania, Poland
Let that be enough by wolf of infinity reviews
Lovino had given up hoping for someone who'd care about him. Antonio never expected to fall for the most tormented guy in town. But dark secrets and hidden dangers threatens their blooming relationship. Is it over before it even begun..? Spamano AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,662 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Pure Priceless Insanity by Shinigami-cat reviews
Sequel to Beautiful Broken souls. Matthew continues to have dreams about Ivan torturing him and seeks help. Meanwhile Gilbert investigates a string of murders. as always BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,029 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hetalia Academy by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, France/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,104 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Duet of hearts by wolf of infinity reviews
Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt both struggle to find reasons to live on, when a twist of fate entwines their lives. Will the connection save them, or be the very thing to push them over the edge...? PruCan, AU. Rated for angst and darker themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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Please Stop Acting Like You Care reviews
Antonio is the new Spanish teacher at the boarding school he used to attend. Aside from teaching, he has also been asked to befriend and mentor Lovino, a troubled teenager on a path of self destruction after causing an accident that ruined many lives. Can Antonio save him from himself, even when his own world falls apart? Suicideattempt/BoyxBoy/Bullying/selfharm
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,694 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Why? reviews
HighschoolAU in which Matthew is alone except for his idiot brother and the homophobic bully.. but who just bought the house opposite his? How could life change so much just by adding a Frenchmen, German,Spaniard and Prussian? And what secrets could such an unlikely group hold? Rating: Self-harm boyxboy past abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,349 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Date reviews
Alfred and Arthur go on their first date and things get a little intense when Alfred finds out something about Arthur he didn't know before. / BoyxBoy warning read the rating. Part of the story Why but can be read as stand alone/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Six Months reviews
Matthias has been told that he has six months left to live. AU, character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
That hoser is in my seat again! reviews
Kumajirou wanders off and gets lost during a meeting where he is found by an unsuspecting Russian who just happens to be the biggest trigger for Canada's anger. After an emotional breakdown feelings are revealed. Fluffy oneshot! PossibleOOC Boylove!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Russia, Canada - Complete