Moses the Cat
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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3244659, Profile Updated: 05-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Torchwood, and NCIS.

Hello all terrestrial and non-terrestrial life forms,

I'm an Aussie, Nerdfighter, whovian, Harry Potter freak and a blonde. I absolutely love Doctor Who, Torchwood, NCIS, Horrible Histories, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Skulduggery Pleasant, Phantom of the Opera, chocolate, Pinkie Pie, dugongs, cake and licorice!!!!!!

Favourite couple ships:


ChristineErik/Phantom(Phantom of the Opera)





Ronhermoine(Harry Potter)

HarryGinny(Harry Potter)

ValkryieFletcher(Skulduggery Pleasant)

TanithGhastly(Skulduggery Pleasant)

RoseTenth doctor(Doctor Who)


TomAlice(The Wardstone Chronicles)

SpikeRarity(My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic)

Music I listen to: Chameleon Circuit, John Barrowman, Disney, Charlie McDonnell, Starkid, Cote de Pablo, Broadway, Movie/TV show soundtracks and other shit I like.


Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant, The Wardstone Chronicles, Horrible Histories! the Hunger Games, Winnie The Pooh, A Series of Unfortunate Events and well the list goes on forever.

Favourite TV Shows: Doctor Who, NCIS, Torchwood, Merlin, Touch, Horrible Histories, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Outnumbered, Misfits and Sherlock

Favourite Movies: Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, The King's Speech and all the classic Disney movies.

Favourite Musicals: Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, Chicago and Rocky Horror

Five things I couldn't live without:

Proper toilets




And the Internet

Five things I would be quite happy to live without:



The Death of Ianto Jones

The common cold also known as tiny chicken disease

And Gwen Cooper

Random fact about moi: I can name every English King and Queen since William the Conqueror in order

Quotes of Stupididty:

'As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.'

'What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter.'

'E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.'

'This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.'

'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.'

'No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.'

Quote from the Boss: 'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.'

'We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.'

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Daelena, Eleanor Harkness-Jones, Moses the Cat

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random,beforebeing crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus (as everyone does), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something (cough torchwood cough doctor who cough) that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cant look at a stopwatch and/or hockey stick without having dirty thoughts, copy this into your profile.

If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who/Torchwood copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character (Do I really need to say who?) copy this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters (Again, do I really need to say who...) in your head, put this onto your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show (You know which ones I mean, lol) so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Torchwood The Bridges by LoveTheCoat reviews
Jack and Ianto scenes and stories that take place between episodes. How exactly did these two grow into the relationship we saw onscreen when so much happened offscreen? Seasons 1, 2 ONLY.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,024 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Only A Rose by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co Author: Nerwen Aldarion. AU After Skin Deep. Emma has to take care of Rose French, Moe's granddaughter, after he is hospitalized. She begins to investigate Rose's missing mother and unknown father, uncovering a secret story from another world. Meanwhile, Mr. Gold struggles with the knowledge that he might have another child, one he must protect from Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 214,136 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Hallow Notes by Punjabchild reviews
Christine Daae, finds herself working in the costume department at the Paris Opera. A lifelong dream of being surrounded by beauty and music soon turns into a nightmare as Christine is caught up in a deadly game of intrigue and murder.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, OC - Complete
Artificial Rogue by HeavenFN-2187 reviews
What would have happened if Belle had escaped Regina's clutches? This tells the adventures of a runaway Belle who reluctantly joins a band of rogues in order to be reunited with her true love. Featuring Hook, Jefferson and perhaps more...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Jefferson/Mad Hatter, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
A New Way Home by RJDaae reviews
A young woman pushes a baby carriage through unfriendly streets, with nowhere to go, unsure of where to turn. Originally written for the Mort Rouge phic contest six years ago, and now radically revised and expanded! A bit E/C and a bit R/C, but not very 'shippy'. Slightly AU, because Philippe is alive. Warning: character death. Technically a one-shot, but posting it in two parts.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Christine, Erik, Persian/Daroga, Raoul - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
You Can't Run Forever, But You Can Try by RedIs4Janto reviews
Ianto is given a second chance, unfortunately all is not what it seems. He finds Jack, and they joyfully reunite, but will this reunion be short-lived, or something that will last forever?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Sixth Time's the Charm by RainMirror reviews
Gaston was not Belle's first betrothed, nor was it the first arranged marriage Rumpelstiltskin had saved her from. Should be five or six chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,418 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Notes Replayed by TuppenceBee reviews
A retelling of ALW's Phantom of the Opera from the point of Christine and Raoul's romantic moment on the rooftop. Only instead of choosing Raoul at this pivotal moment...she chooses Erik. This fanfic explores how the story might have gone if she'd made that decision. Please R R; it will get ya karma points ;- .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Love Living On by Citizen Cinemaniac reviews
The Aftermath... the events that take place after Love Never Dies. I think this is going to stay a one-shot, but I could be convinced to add some other vignettes of "life after Christine" in Phantasma, with Erik and Gustave-R&R, ladies and gents.
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Erik, Christine
Once Upon A Dream by TriplePirouette reviews
Rumpelstiltskin makes a deal to hide Princess Aurora from Maleficent for sixteen years. He was a father once, and finds himself thrust into the role once more, in and out of Storybrooke. Eventual Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
A Fool Off His Guard by TriplePirouette reviews
Rumpelstiltskin takes Belle to Agrabah. Angsty, sorta sexy, kinda sweet.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Love is Lost and Lonely by Elenothar reviews
Sherlock is determined not to fall into the trap of actually caring for someone. Or at least his mind is. His traitorous heart and a certain Doctor think otherwise, and embark on a crusade to make him figure out how to deal with this whole 'caring lark'.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Discovery in Vault 339 by tonjavmoore reviews
Jack is impatient. Ianto is shy. The contents of Vault 339 may move things along. A first time story
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I Haven't Even Heard You Cry by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Ziva is pregnant.Tony doesn't know what to think.The months that follow consist of fighting,heart ache,and end with a bundle of joy.Or not.Will Tony and Ziva be able to work it out for their unborn child? Slight OOC at times. R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Missing Janto Scenes by Eleanor Harkness-Jones reviews
Literally what it says; missing Janto scenes I came up with from every episode, or at least it will be when I finish it! Spoilers identifiable by chapter names. Chapter 8 is M-Rated!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
An Animated Invasion by milady dragon reviews
The team get involved in a rather odd invasion. This is a crossover with "Duck Dodgers in the Twenty-fourth and a Half Century", so be warned of rampant silliness. Written for the Jantocam challenge on Livejournal
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Driving Lessons by sirscreen reviews
Tony and Ziva teach their daughters how to drive. Only slight TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Over and Over by Sushi Chi reviews
100 prompts. 100 oneshots.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 60,772 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009
Love Lives On by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
The gun did not go off and Christine Didn't die. What happens after Erik is left standing on the pier with his beloved angel and new found son? Can they accept one another and put aside the painful past? E/C POTO/LND
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,843 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Fall by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
Three years after Sherlock dies, John updates his blog. Four months after that, he remembers how to breathe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Entry Wounds by Furious Dee reviews
Alternative title: The End Is Where We Stop. A fallen comrade has left a message for the remaining members of Torchwood, to be viewed on the event of his death. At last, it's time for honesty. Post-CoE, set immediately after Jack leaves Earth.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ianto J. - Complete
Beneath a Moonless Sky by LylyWeasley reviews
The missing scene between Phantom of the Opera and Love Never Dies the Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals . Rated M for adult situations. My first lemon. R and R please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Perfect Gift by Alice Zark reviews
Ianto is gone, and Jack can hardly deal with his emotions. He takes the new Miracle as a blessing and not a curse. AU, and slight OOC. Torchwood Miracle Day Spoilers.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
With Friends Like This by violent darlings reviews
Nadir Khan really needs a new best friend. Starring Christine, unborn!Charles, and the epic bromance that is Erik and Nadir.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong by Daelena reviews
Ianto and Jack's first wedding was an event to remember, especially since it's their first wedding. Ianto/Jack, Doctor/Donna. Seventh of the "Immortal Janto" series. Minor revisions.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Castaways by rumpleswagskin reviews
On a mission to Cuba, the team are stranded on a deserted island with no communication and no way of getting home. What goings on will occur in the duration? TIVA! Slight McAbby and Jibbs! PLEASE R&R! Love ya's!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,442 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Drifting by NotFlyingWithOtters reviews
Post Adrift, my take on Janto fluff and cuteness after the episode.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
By any chance sometime in the future by JolinarJackson reviews
A wedding, a rose and, maybe, a promise. Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Unlikely Death by Toast by Ringtailed-Sheepdog reviews
Just when Torchwood thinks they're safe...they actually kinda are. One shot, crack fic. Linked with NikkieSheepie's 'Email Exchange'
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Hear The Bells Sing A Janto Wedding Fic by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
Jack Proposes to Ianto in a wonderful way! **ALL RIGHTS TO TORCHWOOD GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS**
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Party people by SophieWofy reviews
Ianto takes Jack to his parents' wedding anniversary party. Fluffy Janto. Hinted sexual references.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Office Hours by Torchwood Tea Girl reviews
All Ianto wanted to do was do his job in peace, but there's never any peace when Captain Jack Harkness is around. Will Ianto ever get his work done? Oneshot, Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mingled Tears: Tales of a Living Wife by bwayphantomrose reviews
Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,054 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch by Faramirlover reviews
I've always been curious about what you can do with a stopwatch and this sort of explores that in story form. I just love the idea of Ianto and Jack being together, don't you? IantoJack, obviously. Oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
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Joseph Morgan
One-shot story about the assassination of a ex-NCIS agent
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Published: 12/15/2011
Eliza reviews
Another story about the evil fairies from the episode small worlds
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Not Uppholding Traditions reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not uppholding Tradition
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Scorpius M.