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Author has written 29 stories for NCIS, Above Suspicion, Rizzoli & Isles, Castle, Merlin, Doctor Who, Scott & Bailey, Covert Affairs, Primeval, Harry Potter, Class, 2016, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Former Pen Name- Insanetrouble

Hi! I'm Lauren- I'm 21 and I live in England. I've been creating stories since I was a child. New storylines for book and TV shows, 'what would happen if...?' scenarios, original stories and characters. Whole adventures and worlds inside my head that I could play with- I would know every word, every action that would happen and I'd create a hundred different scenarios from the start of just one. The more I daydreamed the more stories I came up with. None of them ever made it onto a page unless it was for an English lesson, and I never considered writing them down and letting anyone read them. Until one summer I stumbled across the world of fanfiction by accident, whilst looking for spoilers for a show and procrastinating from my Spanish homework. I just read for about 6 months, but when I finally found I couldn't concentrate on anything but the stories playing out in my mind, I finally gathered up the courage and wrote them out, posting one out of curiosity.

I love to read, and I love sci/fi and crime genres mostly- I usually ship conventional pairings, thought not always, and love parent/child pairings too although i'll occasionally stray into other areas.

I belong to all sorts of fandoms- most of which I couldn't even begin to write for- and ship all sorts of pairings, although my absolute otp is Gomez and Morticia Addams- I adore them!!

I love any and all types of music too- my ipod is full! Seriously, I have Irish folk, rock, country, rap, pop and just about everything in between!

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If You've Ever Wished You Could go into a Book and Strangle Some of the Characters for Being so Incredibly Dumb, Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile.

Favourite Quotes:

Emily Dickinson: Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words, and never stops at all.

Peter Noakes: Is there any news?
Sister Evangelina: It's a baby, not a lubricated penguin! It doesn't just slide out!

Richard Castle: "Did you know in the original Greek 'Tragedy' literally means 'Goat Song'? I know, doesn't make any sense to me either, but whatever that first story was I can't help but think bad things must have happened to that goat ..."

Angela Rizzoli: "I won't embarrass you!"
Jane Rizzoli: "Thirty years experience tells me otherwise."

Jane Rizzoli: "What if ..."
Maura Isles: "I don't like sentences that start with 'what if'"
Jane Rizzoli: "Let's assume ..."
Maura Isles: "How is that any better?"

Maura: You know, many people accused of witchcraft were actually suffering a mental disorder.
Jane: NO!? You mean they weren't actually witches?!

Jenny Shepard: Sometimes things aren't simple. Sometimes, you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it, because no matter how hard you try you can't change the outcome.

Ziva David: Are you lonely, Gibbs?
Gibbs: Nah. You're not lonely when you got kids. (Kisses Ziva) Night, kid.

The Doctor: The universe is big, and vast and complicated. And sometimes impossible things just happen, and we call them miracles.

Sarah Jane Smith: The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us just as much as happiness and love. Whether it's a world or a relationship, everything has its time. And everything ends.

Clyde: It's Luke, he's been nabbed by a nun!
Sarah Jane: What?... Where's she taking him, any idea?
Clyde: I don't know, she was talking about some abbey!
Sarah Jane: Well, obviously- she's a nun!

Clara: What, you think I would give up the Doctor? Don't be daft. I would never, ever, give up the Doctor, because he is my best friend too. He is the closest person to me in this whole world. He is the man I will always forgive, always trust. The one man I would never, ever lie to.

Doctor: You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! Best weapons in the world.

Doctor: Don't be lasagna.

Maya Angelou: If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.

Unknown: Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.

Vincent Van Gogh: I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.

Bill Stout: Whether or not you write well, write bravely.

Brenda Leigh Johnson: Can't I just skip the whole prep part? I'll just go in there and be myself!
Sharon Raydor: That is a terrible idea.

Rusty Beck: Do I need to apologise?
Sharon Raydor: We are past the apology stage in our relationship with Mr Dunn, and have moved onto the 'please don't let me drive over to his house and shoot him in the head' phase.

Malcolm Reynolds: When you can't run, you walk. When you can't walk, you crawl, and when you can't crawl- when you can't even do that- you find someone to carry you.

Morticia Addams: Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Annie Walker: Fate is what happens to us. Destiny is what we make in spite of our fate.


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A First Time For Everything by Blood-Sucker-1428 reviews
The first time she met him, the first time he truly trusted her, the first time he really smiled at her, and more. A series of one shots - all related - of all the firsts Anthea and Mycroft experience in their relationship from meeting each other and beyond. Starts off professional and friendly, but will end up being Mythea.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 833,997 - Reviews: 5533 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Mycroft H., Anthea
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Apologize by evitascarlett reviews
As Kate finds herself getting back on solid ground in her relationship with Castle, her world gets turned upside down by an unexpected visitor. As emotions run high and danger lurks will she and Castle be able to stand together and become stronger or will their secrets and lies eventually tear them apart? AU Set after 4x22 Undead Again. Cover Art by LordofKavaka. Now Edited 9/2015.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 667,729 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Rick C., Kate B., Jim B., Johanna B. - Complete
Their Blue Eyes by Ambrosia Rush reviews
Callen doesn't know it, but he has a price on his head. The one person who might be able to keep him safe, is the person he distrusts most.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,946 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Lauren H., OC] G. Callen, M. Deeks
The Breathings of Your Heart by live2rite reviews
Jane and Maura meet one summer as kids. They become best friends and grow up together despite the distance between them. Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,010 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
An Unwritten Song by Sylva Dax reviews
"From the moment I first met you, our future together was already written. Now, it's an unwritten song. No more spoilers." Sequel to "Just a Minor Rewrite". It is after the Library for River; after the Singing Towers for the Doctor; and after the 2011 Christmas special for the Ponds. Spoilers through series 7, episode 5 and P.S.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Mishpokhe by madame.alexandra reviews
Jenny Shepard thought a 'Dear John' letter in Paris would put a clean cut end to their affair; however, neither she nor Leroy Jethro Gibbs could sever their ties in the wake of this unexpected, and unplanned, circumstances. AU. Incorporates Kate & Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 465,304 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2645 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wilful Perversion of Truth Series by EmPoweredBeing reviews
A Birthday series:To my wonderfully dedicated fans! Send me your birthdays and I'll send you a fic centering around Minerva and Hermione and how with a little Wilful Perversion of the Truth here and there, they became a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,035 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Why's by B. A. Ware reviews
Harry must have been lonely while living at the Dursley's. What if he wished a friend and it worked? "Inquisitive, unconventional Harry. Lots of humour" like someone said. Writing gets better later on, said another. In the end H/Hr, some N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 356,520 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Announcement by IamKnow1 reviews
Set 18 months after 'Always' and things have changed. Meredith attempts to sweep back into Castle's life but she is in for a big surprise!
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Innocence Lost by NCISVU reviews
Gibbs and his team work to get justice for a young boy when everybody else in his world turns their back on him. Caution: Physical/Emotional/Sexual Abuse within
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,779 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Indignity of Farm Fresh Spies by Questioning.Silence reviews
Everyone knows that new CIA agents don't come out of thin air. At first, they have no idea what to do. So, when Joan gets a bunch of new operatives at the DPD, she is NOT in for a pleasant day. Arthur, Annie, Auggie, Reva, and Jai also make appearances.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Joan C. - Complete
Revenge Week! by Princess Shido reviews
Sequel to Prank Week. Can Auggie handle what Annie dishes out for Revenge Week?
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Prank Week by Princess Shido reviews
Its Prank Week at the DPD, and Auggie is the Prank King.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
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Can't Fight a Human reviews
Ted had sent her flying across the room- her head was ringing, her jaw throbbing and she lay crumpled on the floor as he approached her. She couldn't remember the last time something had been strong enough to injure her with one blow. Human, a voice whispered as she watched him breathe. He's human… you can't fight back. AU
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4h - Published: 3/8 - Buffy S., Calendar, J., R. Giles, Joyce S.
Being Jenny reviews
A family so hurt by Angelus would surely have created some protections against him, wouldn't they? Jenny had thought they were just meaningless traditions...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10 - Buffy S., Calendar, J., R. Giles, Angelus - Complete
Angel's Place reviews
"All I can think of is Harry somewhere alone, all by himself for five years!" Emmeline confessed tearfully. "I promised Lily I'd look after him but I don't even know what continent he's on!" "Albus didn't tell you?" Minerva questioned in surprise. "He's with Lily's sister!" And Emmeline wouldn't very well leave her unofficial Godson with Petunia for the rest of his childhood...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,107 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 7/16/2017 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Emmeline V. - Complete
Ache reviews
She knew what they all thought of her. But how could they ever understand?
Class, 2016 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Miss Quill - Complete
The Triptych reviews
They called themselves The Triptych. No one knew who they were, or where they'd come from.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2016
Reunited reviews
Her baby was gone. What could possibly be so important that Auggie would drag them to Langley now? (Sort of AU to season 4)
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Arthur C., Joan C.] Annie W. - Complete
Dawn reviews
What if something else had changed as well when Cutter came back through the anomaly? Something huge?
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - N. Cutter, Connor T., Abby M., Jenny L. - Complete
Caring Too Much reviews
"I killed people in cold blood to protect you, Joan." - Based off of the promo for 5x08.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C. - Complete
Alone reviews
Annie's heart rate sped up to a point where she knew she was going to have an episode. Not now! She thought frantically. Beside her, Joan touched her arm in concern but Annie could only shake her head, panic rising within her as she struggled to breath.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Annie W., Joan C. - Complete
Left Turn reviews
Joan turned left instead of right when coming out of that jewellers, and Henry was crueller than anybody realised. Which prompts the start of a whole new adventure.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C., Arthur C. - Complete
The Return reviews
The reunion between Annie and Joan in the season 5 premiere we didn't get to see...
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C., Arthur C. - Complete
Four Sisters reviews
"I have three sisters." Joan told Annie as they faced each other in her office. She did. One of them was standing in front of her.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,715 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C., Arthur C. - Complete
I Love You reviews
"I love you." He whispered. She smiled, eyes closed as she reached back and entwined their fingers. "I love you too." (Fic request from Shut-the-French-windows)
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Arthur C., Joan C.] - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
"Welcome home, Walker. Welcome home."
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C., Arthur C. - Complete
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree reviews
In early December, Arthur's being tried in court for his 'crimes'. But even 'dead', Annie isn't going to let Henry Wilcox win...
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Annie W., Auggie A., Joan C., Arthur C. - Complete
Not so Unexpected reviews
"Just tell me if you're not fine because I'd rather drive you to the hospital through the storm than have to deliver a baby or something myself." "Don't even joke about that- I'm not sure we could make it to the hospital!" "Er, Annie? I... I think my waters just broke."
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Annie W., Joan C. - Complete
Can you hear? reviews
Can you hear the stars, my love?/ They weep and sob and cry/ For all we could have been and done,/ Together, you and I
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Logical Reasons reviews
"Gill. It's been three months since DC Bailey disappeared... don't you think it's time to replace her?" But of course, with Rachel Bailey, it was never going to be as simple as a mere disappearance.
Scott & Bailey - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Janet S., Rachel B., Gill M. - Complete
The Better Option reviews
Trapped and alone, AJ Song makes an impossible decision and ends up miles and centuries from home. Will the doctor find her before she puts all of those around her in danger, or will he repeat history and leave her waiting? Sequel to 'The Luna Disease' and 'Connection'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Luna Disease reviews
When the doctor and Clara accidently find themselves on the moon, they run into AJ- the mysterious teenage genius they've met once before- who tells them of the strange Luna Disease that's caused the entire colony to be put into quarantine. But of course, it's never as simple as a disease and the doctor soon finds himself fighting to save them all... Sequel to 'Connection'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Connection reviews
One minute, Clara was standing behind the doctor listening to him ramble. The next, she was in a dark room with a feisty redhead, her parents and aunt, her husband and his father and a mysterious teenaged genius. Not to mention the one eyed woman and memory proof aliens. They don't know where they are, or why they've been taken but they do know there has to be a connection...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Consequences reviews
A mysterious voice in the night calls Merlin away from Camelot to protect not just Arthur, but the whole of humanity. But as the stakes rise, so does the opposition. Can he unite friend and foe for the greater good, or is he risking everything for a lost cause? (AU, Post 4x2)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Iron Gates reviews
Contrary to popular belief, she wasn't stupid.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - V. Gates - Complete
Surprise reviews
A possible scene for 3x15... A surprise visitor leaves Constance with questions for her daughter...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - M. Isles, C. Isles - Complete
Hidden Past reviews
After he leaves her, Langton gets a phone call saying Anna's been attacked again. At the hospital, an unexpected visitor tells them about Anna's hidden past... and just how much she's been through.
Above Suspicion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
Prayer of Thanks reviews
Ziva invites everyone to a friend's farmhouse for a christmas party of sorts, and there she presents them with the best christmas present they could have ever hoped for.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
For A Good Reason reviews
A teenage girl clutching a toddler turns up, and Ziva vanishes. Can the team work out what mission she went on, before she sacrifices herself to save an old friend?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Dying Young reviews
Songfic with Ziva and Gibbs- Father and daughter relationship. Ziva remembers her sister. Please tell me what you think!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
If I die Tomorrow reviews
A Poem by Gibbs while on his first tour- reviews welcome!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete