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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3245188, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Avengers, Homestuck, Twilight, and Warcraft.

Hi.

FiftyShadesOfChristianGrey is a very good friend of mine, even if her grammar is hideous sometimes, and she speaks in fucking chav language. Another friend of mine is WizardJeremy. Check his work out, he write Kawaii Little Yaoi.

I am a Bisexual female with a fucked up head, I do not hesitate to criticise even if I like you.

I write M/M, in fact most of my work is M/M or F/F. I've never had much luck with hetro relationships and find them difficult to portray.

I'm actually looking into the proccess of become a male via operation/hormone treatment

Pairings I like

Twilight

Carlisle/Bella

Edward/Jacob

Avengers

Loki/Tony Stark

Loki/Banner

Clint/Natasha

Seriously never say a bad word about Loki around me because I will go ballistic.

I recently deleted all the storys I've wrote.

Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don’t tell your mother you’re meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky’s law and Godwin’s law and Murphy’s law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you’ve ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn’t care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you’re really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn’t create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn’t create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself.

-Loki Bless Tumblr-

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Love, Hope, Obsession by SazenVallore reviews
Bella falls in love with the most unlikely person. Will he return her love and can they make it work? Will Edward's growing obsession bring on Bella's demise? Feral Carlisle. Rated M for future lemons. My first fan fiction. Please be nice! If you are under 18 please don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,013 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
Occurus superbia by i-dreamdragon reviews
Loki sits in Asgardian jail, awaiting his trial. But when judgement is finally cast upon him, his "Father" strips him of his power and he is cast out to Midgard. The once prideful and arrogant Loki now has to learn to deal with his own humanity. Frostiron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,200 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Symbiotic Relationship by WorldWanderer reviews
Loki and Tony are hit with a spell that forces them to remain in close contact with one another. They must learn to coexist quickly or else face debilitating physical and mental pain. Story takes place post-Avengers and will eventually be Tony/Loki (Frostiron).
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Only Fools Love Monsters by Legolas.I.am reviews
What happens when the Avengers visit Thor in Asgard and realize exactly how bad Loki has it? Will they put the past behind them and help? Will Loki let them? Eventual frostiron, rated M for later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,616 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Pullrope by couldbesun reviews
Karkat and Terezi are matesprits, but the surge of jealousy that Karkat gets when she talks to Dave is starting to get in the way. Kar/Tez, little bit of Dave/Tez, and I guess blackrom Kar/Dave... M for sexual stuff and language. First story! Previously "I'm Not an Idiot if I Fight for Her." Just hit 10,000 views! You guys are amazing.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Knife by s4nzy reviews
You're born with instincts, especially if you're a vampire. They're your allies, and out there to guide you. But when they decide to step in, there's really nothing you can do about it. Thus, Bella and Carlisle will have to face situations where what's important changes drastically while three things will throw them off balance, yet make them withstand and be there for one another.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
When Silence Falls by The Hatter Theory reviews
In which Tony ignores most of the seven stages of grief and goes straight to denial. He's got a right to anyway, considering he's the one that died. FrostIron -prologue re-written-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,301 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Criminal by Undertaker's Hattress reviews
"I'm in love with a criminal. And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical. Mama please don't cry, I will be alright. All reason aside I just can't deny, love the guy". "What a stupid song. We need some AC/DC," Tony groaned. "You only think that because it's true," Loki whispered into his ear. Rating M later.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dark Side by LaLopez1981 reviews
College AU. Loki is forced to attend the same college as Thor. He goes, carrying the secret that has been tearing at him for two years, intent on distancing himself from Thor and his circle of friends. Especially the obnoxious Tony Stark. But things don't always work out like you plan. Will they accept each other, even with their dark sides? ((Pt 1 of the Picture Perfect series))
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,825 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Alternative by aicornduong reviews
You are Sollux Captor. You are a teacher at Alternia High. You would rather be a parole officer, but you are a young and proud teacher, because you are the same age as your students, but something comes at you that requires more experience than you have.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Bedroom Hymns by Midnight-Ophelia reviews
Loki is a prostitute on the run from his adoptive family and Tony Stark is the rich CEO of Stark Industries. Both are decidedly unhappy but not willing to admit it. When a twist of fate causes Tony to take in Loki off the streets neither has any idea of how much of an effect it will have on both of their lives.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fathoms Deep by Lorca the Great reviews
Tony Stark, renowned genius, playboy, philanthropist, is caught in the clutches of an enemy he thought to be destroyed. He was given an all-too familiar ultimatum: make weapons, or else. Or else what? The answer was simple: they would torture and kill his cellmate. But why should he care about the psychopathic God of Mischief? Post-Avengers, FrostIron. M for mature sexual content.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,693 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
25 Ways To Aggravate & Infuriate Durza The Shade by yrantho reviews
A simple and hopefully amusing compendium of the 25 best ways to incur the wrath of Durza the Shade. Please do not try these at home!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Durza - Complete
Mending Hearts by Eyes like Dawn reviews
When the Val'kyr join the Forsaken they take the broken Blood-Queen Lana'thel with them. Even dead the Lich King is driving her insane. Can Sylvanas help Lana'thel and find love along the way, or is she destined to be a slave to the Lich King forever?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sylvanas Windrunner - Complete
45 Ways to Make a Werewolf Fall for You by mew-tsubaki reviews
*COMPLETE* :D One-hundred percent Remus/Sirius love inside! Some short chapters, others longer, all with Remmius in mind. For all of us who would like Remmius to have their happy ending, enjoy your fluff here! Ch45: Thank you. *Now in Swedish & Chinese.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,232 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Course by aicornduong reviews
Things happen to everybody. Even the Striders. But what happens is: they deal with it. Mild Stridercest
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Tripping by mind-the-apostrophe reviews
When Tonks falls in love she doesn't do so gracefully - she trips. How typical. The extended story will begin with her first day in the Order and follow her friendship and later relationship with our favorite ex-professor, R. J. Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,216 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/17/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Watchers by Kisella the Silver reviews
IllidanxMaiev Sequel to Warden's Cage. Maiev and her family learn to come to terms with Illidan's death, but it seems that the rest of the world won't let that happen! Rated M for yaoi and adult stuff
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
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Valkyrie Love reviews
Kakara is a small Valkyrie that fucks shit up when she tries to do things right. Sylvanas develops a hate/love relationship with her. Sorry, sucky summery. Femslash, don't read is you don't like! (REWRITTEN)
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Sylvanas Windrunner
It's a matter of Instinct and a touch of Betrayal reviews
One moment in a messy office leads to a whole load of problems for Carlisle and Bella. How will they cope with their love for each other with Edward trying so hard to tear the fabric of their relationship apart? Only Esme seems to understand and support them. Bellisle Carlisle/Bella Warning Feral Carlisle in places, please control your randiness. M for a reason darlings!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Carlisle, Bella
Re2tartiing anew with a mutant and hii2 fii2hfaced priince reviews
Eridan finds himself very dead. Sollux also finds himself dead, and somehow manages to fall horns over heels for the ridiculous seatroll. We follow them as they make their way through various dream bubbles, picking up some…interesting trolls on the way.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A.
Bathroom Shenanigans reviews
Badly written PwP with snuggling at the end. M/M FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Not So Tragic After All reviews
Tony wakes up to a rather interesting event. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Through the eyes of Torment reviews
Loki is beaten and lost within himself. That is until an obnoxious asshat come into his life. Will the asshat be able to repair the broken God of mischief or is Loki doomed to be forever alone. I suck at summary's. Rated M for chapters to come. M/M don't read if you don't like.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.