Writey Starkid
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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3246064, Profile Updated: 12-27-12
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, H.I.V.E., Young Wizards, Tapestry, Henry H. Neff, Holy Musical B@man!, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hi everyone! My name is Writey Starkid! That's my Farm Planet name, cause where I come from, on the Farm Planet, your first name is what you do, and your second name is what you love! If you haven't guessed, I'm a HUGE Starkid freak! If you don't know who they are, look them up. Your life will be made better - I am Sirius. No, I'm Writey. What?

If you are from the HIVE Forums, you will know me as RL. I was going to be RL on here, but someone already took the name...(no hard feelings!)

This is my fedora. His name is Vincent.

What's that? You want to know what I'll be writing? Well, I'll probably be mostly posting stories under Harry Potter and H.I.V.E. at the moment, but expect to see me popping up everywhere. I ship James IIxScorpius Malfoy, NeroxRaven, HollyxArtemis, DracoxLuna, DracoxApple, FerbxVanessa, MarciaxMarcellus, Mary PoppinsxBert, HarryxGinny, CooperxMiss Boon, JayfeatherxCinderheart, TigressxPo, NitaxKit, SandyxPitch, TomxCarl, and SilasxMiss Lupescu. There are probably a whole lot more. If you recognize these names, yay! If you don't...uhhhhh...you're missing out?

Okay, something else: Ages ago, I read an AMAZING Druna story that I'm fairly sure was called "Friends and Enemies." Draco was a panther Animagus, and he had to get Luna to convince Harry to trust him to help them fight Voldy...I didn't have time to review it, but now that I do, I can't find it anywhere! So if you wrote that story, know that I LOVED it. And if you didn't write that story, but you know what I'm talking about and can PM me the link to it, or a way to get to it so I can review it, PLEASE do. The same thing happened with some Narnia stories I read once...

Dai Stihó cousins, and as we say in my hometown, don't forget to be awesome!

"There is nothing more bada$$ than being who you are." -Darren Criss

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Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — Next Generation Time Travel, Canon Ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 194,764 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
Perfect Strangers by DeadRabbit92 reviews
My imagining of Luna's time at Malfoy Manor and her interactions with Draco during the Deathly Hallows. They learn a great deal about each other and maybe her craziness can turn his wicked heart There's always a method to madness . Not romantic-for now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,286 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., Luna L.
Dream Catcher by GigaDragonPuffMaster reviews
The Sandman has always been the silent observer. Whats he to do when a young Guardian needs his wisdom? Not a Slash. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sandy, Jack Frost
A very StarKid Summer by CharlieTubs reviews
A RL StarKid fan-fic. I do not know Team StarKid, but I love them deeply.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the School Inspection by themask77 reviews
Dear Professor Dumbledore, It has come to my attention that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is slightly lapse when it comes to a few mandatory safety regulations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Albus D.
Human of the Hive by DeadWizardGod reviews
Almost dead from his injuries, Junior is saved by an Outskirter but at a cost; he has been reverted to a baby, with all his memory gone. Re-raised by the Hive under the name Hoo, when the Ranger's return life just gets more and more complicated.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Junior, Roach - Complete
Purify by BadMagick reviews
She was the only one who dared to change the dark Slytherin Prince. Druna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,604 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
The Vow by dragonflybeach reviews
Our favorite ginger twins were managing mischief long before they arrived at Hogwarts, such as convincing 5 year old Draco Malfoy to make an Unbreakable Vow to marry Luna Lovegood when he grew up. No one took it seriously, until Draco tried to marry someone else. PS - Fred is alive. At least until the Malfoys get a hold of him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,386 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Luna L.
Another Treason by Mosgem reviews
When Otto and Laura are kidnapped by Chief Dekker, they realize she's up to something. After Raven rescues them, they have to race to save Doctor Nero from the security Chief. Contains Ottra.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Laura B., Otto M. - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Starkid by moonshoesanna reviews
A typical starkid fangirl named Blaire accepts to go on a blind date with her friend's boyfriend's friend, who turns out to be Joey Richter. Things progress from there. this is my very first fanfic! :D
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
A Very Pottermore Experience by ScarfySorty reviews
Darren, Joey, Lauren and other Starkids gather as they attempt to get into Pottermore. Starkid hilarity ensues.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011
A Wizard's Companion by Destinies Creator reviews
"It must have been a very great amount, to require Lifeprice to be paid. There's no higher payment that can be made." Carl fell silent a moment, then said, "Well, one." And his face shut as if a door had closed behind his eyes. Tom/Carl (Revised February 2015)
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,739 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Tom S., Carl - Complete
Curtain Call by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. The coin falls tails. Change.
Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Guilderstern, Rosencranz - Complete
Universes by White Replica reviews
Attempts on Otto's life make Maximilian Nero take a risky decision. Would he really place him under the care of that crackpot old fool that he so much respects?
Crossover - Harry Potter & H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
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Hear Me Out reviews
Having built an emotional shield around himself and spent the last few years of his life alone, William Cooper has trouble adjusting to the idea of having someone he can turn to for support. CoopBoon hurt/comfort. T for angst and violence. Post-Fiend Oneshot
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013
Mine reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots based off of William Cooper and his charge, Grendel, whom we meet in the Maelstrom. Spoilers listed at the tops of corresponding chapters.
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013
Comeuppance reviews
Pitch tries to get revenge by giving Sandy the worst nightmare he can conjure up -  but he hadn't expected it to turn out quite like this. Angsty oneshot. Slight Sandy/Pitch if you squint.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sandy, Pitch - Complete
Concerning Hats reviews
Sandy likes hats. Tall hats, funny hats, serious hats, any kind of hat, really - he just likes to put them on, and pretend. Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sandy - Complete
Of Roses and Berets reviews
Jack gets some relationship advice from the Sandman. Oneshot, slight Pitch/Sandy, Jackxunknown
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sandy, Jack Frost - Complete
Echoes of the Past reviews
The monster from the well (formerly known as Robert Hague) wasn't quite sure why it upset him when the children cried...T because it's the monster in the well, and he's creepy.
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Sidetracked reviews
What does it take to distract Hazel Boon from her work? Cooper's determined to find out. CoopBoon Oneshot.
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Housekeeping
"Wolfy, are you afraid of the vacuum cleaner?" "Maybe a little." Living with a werewolf can generate some challenges, even when it comes to domestic tasks. Werewolf!Scorpius, implied yaoi. NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Master Yourself reviews
Cooper finds a moment at the Workshop to be alone with his emotions. Takes place during the Second Siege. T for angst.
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
My Guardian Angel reviews
Being a villain means getting into trouble, but Raven's always there for him. Implied NeroxRaven. Oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
HIVE in a Nutshell reviews
Just a normal day at H.I.V.E. Oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Maximilian N. - Complete
A Small Spark of Jealousy reviews
Raven's kissing...Nero's enemy? What? NeroxRaven. Oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Guilty Dreams reviews
Luna comforts her son after a nightmare. Werewolf!Scorpius. Blink-and-you-miss-it JamesxScorpius and DracoxLuna references. NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Luna L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Better Than Fine reviews
After falling out of contact with her old friend, Ginny runs into Luna at St. Mungo's and meets her family, including her son, who is injured. Brief DracoxLuna, even briefer ScorpiusxJames. NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ginny W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cooper and the Quest for the Crackers reviews
In the Second Siege, Nigel offers to "Send an Agent out for some of those Bedford Bros. thingies." What better Agent to send then our favorite Cockney ninja? No spoilers.
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
My Tibia! reviews
Because no matter what happens, Matches makes him laugh like nobody else. SluggersxMatches. HMB story. Holy Yaoi, B@man!
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
Chasing the Moon reviews
When werewolf Scorpius Malfoy transforms during a Quidditch Match and kills a student, he and James Potter II run away from Hogwarts. Really basic summary. JamesxScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P.
Last Words reviews
Last Words "Ask María to open it while I have a word with William." Based off a quote from The Second Siege. SPOILERS. Oneshot!
Tapestry, Henry H. Neff - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
It's a F'thai Cold Night reviews
Being a Sun king, Roshaun sometimes finds that the climate on Earth gets a little too cold for him... Oneshot. RoshaunxDairine T is probably too high...
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Roshaun, Dairine C. - Complete
What Do You Smell? reviews
Amortentia smells differently to different people depending on what attracts them. What does Snape smell? Spoiler alert! Let's make it easy - if you don't know what Snape's patronus is, don't read. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Contraption reviews
Otto's latest invention ends up getting him hurt, and Nero is not pleased. THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE. Originally posted on the HIVE forums. One-Shot. Enjoy!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Otto M., Maximilian N. - Complete
Related to the Ferret reviews
"Er, Harry, you do know James is snogging Malfoy's kid in the cloakroom, right?" One-shot, Jorpius YAOI! T is probably an exaggeration...nothing happens. This is my first official rating, and I'm paranoid. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2011 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete