ScarletteDarkness
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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3246377, Profile Updated: 12-20-12
Author has written 8 stories for Glee, and Twilight.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be liking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (17 and people say this to me everyday)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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Troth by 0acadiaelle0 reviews
/ AU / After enduring Edward's oppressive fixation with her, Bella finds true love with his father Carlisle, the gentle and compassionate vampire physician. Will their unconventional relationship endure when a secret from Carlisle's past threatens to tear them apart? - - - TROTH WON the GOLD award for BEST BELLA/CARLISLE in round three of the NON-CANON AWARDS! - - - THANK YOU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,427 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
Forgiveness & Love by ImWeirdCauseIHateGoodbyes reviews
Edward Leaves Bella. But only him, Esme and Carlisle leave. What shall happen? BellaxJasper ; Rated T for Language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
What I want by loboscuro reviews
A Bella/Carlisle romance. Set just after the Cullens leave in New Moon, except in this story Carlisle stayed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Saviour in the Night by Pereybere reviews
Tortured and broken by her memories of an absent Edward, Bella is saved by Carlisle. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Feel My Heart by x.Deni.x reviews
My version of the first book. IT WILL BE A CARLISLE/BELLA FANFIC, cause they are the best pairing out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Accidentally in Love by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella and Carlisle, AU but I intend to go along with the plot line of the books... Bella's with Edward and Carlisle's with Esme. But some how against all odds against all the rules, Bella falls for Carlisle, and obviously he loves her too...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,824 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
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The Only Exception reviews
You've heard of a soul-mate? They think they've found it but maybe they're wrong...maybe there is one exception to their love of the same gender... BLAINTANA
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,126 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L.
Surprise reviews
Darren has gone through life following his gut and his feelings. What happens when Naya suddenly makes his feelings and gut go wild...will she accept it? Will it affect the work? Naya/Darren fic. Dedicated to Candice
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Blaine A., Santana L.
Anything Goes reviews
Sebtana actian, rated M for later smutty chapters. Santana got under Sebastian's skin after Smooth Criminal, did he get under hers too?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L.
Please reviews
What happens when Bella discovers her feelings for Carlisle are returned? Non-Canon. Lemons. Carlisle/Bella with no cheap outs. No making Edward evil and Esme a lesbian. They start as the conventional couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
SpiderBlaine reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Blaine were Spiderman? Spider-Blaine, Spider-Blaine, does whatever a Spider-Blaine does, can he shoot webs from his hands? Yes he can, 'cause he's played by Darren Criss. QUAINE PERHAPS SMUT LATER ON.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Blaine A., Quinn F.
3 Seconds reviews
Chris has been in love with Darren for a long time. What if they were trapped together in a rain storm in Chris' trailer? POSSIBLE SMUT. CHRISSCOLFER.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Show You reviews
What happened before Blaine transfered to Dalton and met Kurt? What happened before Jesse met Rachel? What would happen if it was all connected? These are the answers. BLESSE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Soul Mates reviews
This is a Narren Naya/Darren fic. What if you made a wish to be in Naya Rivera's body. Come here to find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete