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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3246509, Profile Updated: 12-27-23
Author has written 4 stories for Bridget Jones' Diary, Parks and Recreation, and Pride and Prejudice.

Hi there, thanks for visiting my profile! I have not written in years and while I do still intend to finish Overheard, I can't give a timeline of when that will happen. I don't even read a ton these days since between working, raising my kid, and managing all of the other life-related tasks, I don't find a lot of time to just sit and immerse myself in reading or writing. I would still love to find someone who can chat with me about Overheard if anyone is feeling like taking on a beta reader-type of role since I think I process better with talking/typing to someone else. PM me if you're interested.

Anyway, I doubt you care about all of my preferences and pet peeves from years ago, but I hate to throw anything away, so my original profile is below. Feel free to skip over it. I'll continue to include updates about Overheard at the bottom. They're dated so we can all see the progress I'm making or not. Thanks for reading!

Original Profile:

Hi and thanks for stopping by! I'm newer to fan fiction than many, but I've enjoyed reading all of the fantastic works people have put out. It amazes me how talented so many of you out there are! I'm not lying when I say I've even sometimes enjoyed fan fics more than original books, shows, etc. I personally try to keep my lists of favorite authors and stories to only ones I would recommend, so if you're looking for some good reads, I'd recommend you check 'em out.

Recently, I've started writing and found it to be thrilling, terrifying, frustrating, and rewarding, all wrapped together. I appreciate beyond words all feedback - praise and constructive criticism alike - since it encourages me and helps me grow. That said, I do try to have reasons for my choices in my stories, so if you offer constructive feedback I may write back to explain my reasoning - doesn't mean you have to agree, but I think it's only fair to be able to have a dialogue. Also, I really try to respond to every review! I feel that if people take the time to leave one, it deserves a reply (if PMs are enabled) and I appreciate other authors who do the same. I'm not going to claim I'm perfect at this, but I try :)

Ships I love (in no particular order):

Ben/Leslie - Parks & Rec

Arthur/Gwen - Merlin

Bridget/Mark - Bridget Jones' Diary

Elizabeth/Darcy - P&P

Edward/Bella - Twilight

Nathan/Audrey - Haven

There are occasionally others I've read and enjoyed, but these seem to be the most prevalent. I also seem to go through phases of what I'm into and now that I'm working on a multi-chapter story, I have a lot less time to read as much. Also, a story being well-written (and I include grammar, spelling, and typos, in addition to plot) is very important to me. I have had to abandon stories before because there were so many mistakes I could not enjoy the story. Not to jump on a soapbox, but truly, FFN has beta readers so I really feel there's no excuse for multiple, obvious errors. A comma missing here or there? No biggie. But not knowing the difference between "defiant" and "definite," for example, can just get to be too much. If the errors pull me from the story in order to decipher what's happening, I will give up.

I'm also on livejournal as halo_221. There are a couple older fics there that I have not posted here, but otherwise, I'm on here more than there. (To be honest, I really haven't been on LJ almost at all since I started Overheard)

And, in case I forget to put a disclaimer on any of my stories, all my fics are solely for enjoyment, I'm not making any money nor do I intend to infringe upon the rightful owners of any of my stories in any way. That said, the parts I've made up myself are mine, so please don't steal or reproduce without my permission.

January 15, 2016 ~ Overheard Update:

Chapter 28 is posted!! I promise to get working on chapter 29 as soon as I can :) Thank you all for your love and support for this story! I promise that even when it takes me a long time, I AM going to finish it.

April 7, 2017 ~ Overheard Update:

So as you can see, it's been over a year and Ch. 29 isn't complete. I do have several pages written and I'm continuing to work on it. Life has been so completely, insanely busy for me since 2015 (and it doesn't seem to be letting up either!) so this has seriously impacted my writing time. And I've been struggling for a while now with the overall plot plan, which also affects my writing. However, I remain committed so please do not be discouraged. I am delayed but never disappeared.

October 3, 2017 ~ Overheard Update:

Chapter 29 is posted! I know that it took forever and I am sorry. However, you can see I keep my promise that at least I am still working on it! I'm leaving the other updates on here since I think it's useful to get a sense of how long the process is taking me so that hopefully anyone who's wondering where I am will at least know that I am continuing to work on the story and updating here, even if it's been ages. As always, your support means so very much to me!

April 20, 2022 ~ Update:

I wish I could say I was posting a new chapter after so long, but sadly it has not happened yet. Between having a kid (because that baby I was expecting is 4 years old now!), a job, and the pandemic, I'm pretty much permanently sleep deprived and behind schedule with everything. However, I absolutely 100% do still intend to finish Overheard someday. I don't know that that makes anyone who's been waiting years (ugh, just writing that makes me cringe, I'm sorry) feel any better, but maybe for those who have newly come across the story you will feel a bit better knowing that I do intend to finish. Or maybe it won't, I don't know. At least you will have this update to know I have not disappeared. And in the meantime, please know that I continue to appreciate your support and that there are still readers coming to this story after so long. I see you and I know you're waiting and I am doing my best.

December 27, 2023 ~ Update:

Nothing new to report. Same old, same old here. Decided a profile update was needed since I don't even feel like I recognize who wrote that original profile. Felt a bit like writing today, so we'll see if I can get into the zone. Send good thoughts my way :)

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OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,198 - Reviews: 4405 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 2/17/2023 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cleaner by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Some people work in offices. Some teach or heal. Others paint or make music. I do none of that. I'm the person you call when you have a problem you can't solve. And I'm damn good at it. Call me The Cleaner. Fiction of the Action/Thriller variety, featuring a top-tier private contractor team, a vicious Russian oligarch, a missing CIA agent, and maybe, just maybe, a traitor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 212,473 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 1/25/2023 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Judas by drotuno reviews
The sky opened five years ago, destroying more than just cities and buildings. It eradicated the thin veil that protected humans from the monsters. When society fell, those monsters started hunting, and so did I. Someone had to protect humans from the beasts they never knew existed. Those monsters call me Judas…because I am one of them. AU ExB Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,730 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 9/13/2022 - Published: 12/26/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Dream of You by Caprittarius'Rising reviews
The story seen through the eyes of Mr. Darcy following the story line from the 2005 movie. Not necessarily meant to be in Regency style. Inspired by a comment from the director's commentary. Read with a British accent.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,771 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/20/2022 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,491 - Reviews: 4685 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 5,511 - Updated: 2/13/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012
Until You by RMacaroni reviews
I haven't really taken interest in another man since my divorce. It's been two years but I've been busy. I'm a single parent. I don't have time to notice other men. Or I didn't. Not until you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/6/2022 - Published: 12/1/2021 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 476,823 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 10,081 - Follows: 4,852 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 11,363 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love 2-0 by cupcakeriot reviews
[Love 2.0] What happens when your online life intersects with your real life? It takes a year, but Bella Swan learns the line between offline and online is more blurred than she ever thought - and that great things can come from a single moment between the two.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 373,121 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 2/20/2020 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Hello, Sunshine by Miki-hime reviews
AU. By happenstance, Gwen comes across a job opportunity: be a nanny for Arthur Pendragon's son, Mordred. It would have been great if the child wasn't evil incarnate and if she wasn't falling for her sinfully attractive boss.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,325 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] [Merlin, Morgana]
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10956 - Favs: 7,568 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
MVP by AKABrattyVamp reviews
"Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical." -Yogi Berra
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,750 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unpopular Notion by AAW2619 reviews
After refusing to become engaged to the most eligible Lord Morecroft, Elizabeth who believes in the unpopular notion of marrying for love goes to stay with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner in London where she makes the acquaintance of a Miss Georgiana Darcy...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,816 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
There's a Word for It by eiluned price reviews
I hadn't liked 17-year-old boys even when I was 17. So what is it about Edward Cullen that's so compelling? Whatever it is, I can't afford to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,946 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21586 - Favs: 12,260 - Follows: 8,150 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pride and Imagination by Astonishment reviews
What if Darcy resolved to walk after Elizabeth until she could be found? Would he be able to explain himself adequately, despite his lack of conversational skills? This short story begins the morning after the Hunsford proposal. (One Shot) 2015
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Come as You Are by tiffanyanne3 reviews
"It's just a piece of plain notebook paper, college ruled, folded into a neat square, but it's so much more than that. You're right. I was oblivious to your existence. But then you sent me this letter." It's 1996 in Seattle, and Edward cares about blending in, not fitting in. Until Bella takes the time to really see him. BxE, all-human. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,836 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...Charlie sheriff, Bella home from Chicago after getting fired, Edward across the street, Charlie's deputy, divorced father of son Juney. She's always had a thing for him, but he's so darn loyal to Charlie and now he's got a girlfriend. He thinks Bella is still a kid. He always pinches the wrong set of cheeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8586 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6435 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wholly Unconnected to Me by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,425 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
WHEN ARTHUR MET GUINEVERE by IslandGem reviews
What happens when Arthur and Gwen are set up by their well meaning friends on the worst blind date in history? A modern multi-chaptered AU and OOC sort of fic with some of the gang along for the ride. Rated T just to be safe :
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 204,443 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8214 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Badlands by planetblue reviews
Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,301 - Reviews: 7393 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20613 - Favs: 14,555 - Follows: 5,854 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Slippery Slope by bornonhalloween reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,750 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 426 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7103 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 4,203 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13647 - Favs: 5,408 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19786 - Favs: 10,378 - Follows: 6,958 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4440 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Why by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The History of Mark Darcy, a Barrister by S. Faith reviews
An account of the time period covered by both books, Bridget Jones' Diary and Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (UK book editions). 18 Chapters and an Epilogue.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6817 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Post Break Up Shots by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8294 - Favs: 11,676 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7709 - Favs: 12,387 - Follows: 6,344 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13031 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 6,444 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7388 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Catherine, the unhelpful by sunburntdaisy reviews
If Lady Catherine had realised that nothing is more appealing than when it is forbidden, she might have stayed away, and hoped against hope that the rumour about her nephew was no more than that... and she would not have been so helpful in teaching him t
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,840 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Kiss by CarelesslyCamouflaged reviews
My own take on an oft repeated theme, but when Austen leaves us so much to the imagination how can we resist? Takes place after the second proposal.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Queen of Hearts by Mara93 reviews
Months before Guinevere's wedding to King Arthur she is faced with an obstacle. Is it time to let the past go? Characters include Guinevere Arthur Morgana and others. M for mature situations, Final part up. This story is complete. Thanks!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
Mr Darcy Came to Dinner by jvcla25 reviews
In the spirit of that masterpiece of farce, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Mr. Darcy has a little spill and is forced to remain at Longbourn, guest of the Bennets.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up The Business Ladder by Mara93 reviews
With Arthur Pendragon as her boss, Gwen's about to be fired from Albion Corp. Or is she? And what is the deal with those red pens? An A/G modern adult universe, wtih Merlin and Morgana as the fun side characters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 274 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7375 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Empty House by shabbytiger reviews
A continuation of The Longest Day. Absence makes the heart grow...?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,486 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8856 - Favs: 9,010 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9650 - Favs: 10,449 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7042 - Favs: 11,272 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merlin's Best Friend by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Arthur, Gwaine and Lancelot fight over who has the honour of being Merlin's best friend
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 327 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Day by shabbytiger reviews
Set post Queen Of Hearts. Gwen makes a gesture...and Arthur accepts her invitation. Warning for mature content in later chapters... Reviews welcome!:
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
The Meadow by EternallyCullen reviews
Post Twilight/Pre New Moon. Bella & Edward enjoy a hike to their meadow - until they're caught in the rain. Gift-fic for Evieeden. AU Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Choices We Live With by DawnCandace reviews
One night during their flight from Camelot and Morganna's blood guard, Lancelot sees something he shouldn't have.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
The Right Catalyst by dfriendly reviews
The night before Arthur's wedding to a princess, Gwen finds him in the throne room. This is speculation fic. But there are spoilers for the episode summaries of 3x06 & 3x07. I wanted to get this fic up before the episode aired tomorrow and it gets jossed.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14661 - Favs: 17,768 - Follows: 9,030 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freefall to Fate by dfriendly reviews
Sir Arthur is assigned as Princess Guinevere's personal protection on the trip to meet her betrothed, Prince Lancelot. And thus began the freefall to fate. Alternate Universe. GwenxArthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur
A Little Less than Patient by EternallyCullen reviews
Cannon post Eclipse One-Shot. Bella & Edward spend some time together after Alice wants to sort out wedding plans. Bella; as accident prone as ever needs a little care and attention. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skydiving by s11235 reviews
Sequel to An Unwelcome guest. Modern AU. Lancelot is back to throw a spanner in the works for Gwen and Arthur's new relationship. With two men vying for her attention Gwen must make a choice and will Arthur be able stand the competition?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
An Unwelcome Guest by s11235 reviews
Arthur needs somewhere to stay and has to turn to Gwen who is less than impressed by her new houseguest- Modern AU of series 2 ep 2.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,122 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Lady in Question by s11235 reviews
Arthur's got girl troubles so goes to Gwen for some advice... AU for series 2 spoilers for the whole of series 1
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Armor Is No Obstacle by dfriendly reviews
Gwen and Arthur have a little secret tradition for the annual Camelot tournament… Now with a SECOND chapter! GwenxArthur. AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 411 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo of My Life by dqwhit19 reviews
Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9451 - Favs: 18,170 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nobility and Discernment by scrimshaw reviews
AU: Elizabeth Bennett is called home early from Hunsford due to a family emergency, changing the circumstances of her courtship with Mr. Darcy. INCOMPLETE & on hiatus indefinitely.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
The Secret Life of Edward Cullen by OhMyWord reviews
I walk up to the counter slowly, what’s the worst that could happen right? Ok, I could make a fool of myself. She might have a boyfriend, she might laugh at me, I might burst into flames right in front of her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
LIFE CHANGES by DarcyDeFirth reviews
COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,009 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Sanguine by KitKat925 reviews
Set in late spring of 1812. Neither Elizabeth nor Darcy visit Kent, but they both attempt to travel to North America for different reasons. A storm wrecks the ship and Elizabeth and Darcy find themselves stranded on a deserted island alone together.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Season of Courtship by Peradan reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth become better acquainted over the course of their engagement.
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Lady Susan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,573 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 349 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Turn My Sixes to Nines by luna leigh reviews
As Beth prepares for her first semester at college, she can't seem to stop thinking about Will Darcy. He's the walking list of things she doesn't like, or so she thinks at first. But as the semester progresses, Beth learns more about him and herself. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,402 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Of Dressing Gowns and Shoe Sizes by Kazoo Into It reviews
Miss Elizabeth Bennet, "unscrupulous" as she is, stumbles upon *someone* (guess who?) in her search for Mister Bingley. Colin Firth in a dressing gown. My God, the joys never end. :)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2002
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Overheard reviews
What if Elizabeth had overheard the conversation about herself and her family while she was staying at Netherfield? How might her reactions and the outcomes change if she knows early on Darcy admires her eyes and Bingley's family is opposed to Jane? Regency setting, multi-chapter story, WIP. Rated T to be safe.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,899 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley]
Better Than Waffles reviews
A little continuation of 4.08 "Smallest Park" with what I had hoped would happen after the episode -not canon-
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Leslie K., Ben W. - Complete
Like A Jellyfish In The Sun reviews
BJD EOR: book universe. Bridget confronts Rebecca immediately after she and Mark burst in on St. John kissing Bridget
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Words Not Spoken reviews
What if Bridget actually said something to Mark on their drive back home after the first trip to Rebecca's in Gloucestershire rather than letting him think she kissed St. John? Book universe EOR Rated T for language to be safe.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete