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Hello, there. My name's Logan. And yes, I'm a girl, don't let the name fool you.
First thing you should know about me: I'm obsessed with Sweeney Todd, Secret Window, Sleepy Hollow, anything Johnny Depp or Tim Burton or Helena Bonham Carter.
I LOVE WRITING, not only fanfictions.
Well, let's fill this space with some fun stuff, shall we?
-COPY AND PASTES-
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.
If you saved Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you believe Death Eaters are real and think they are plotting against you right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you support gay marriage, copy and paste this on your profile.
93% of the teen population would have a nervous breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7% that would say, "Really? What was your first clue?" copy and paste this to your profile.
If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.
If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If some of the keys on your keyboard are either not working, broken, the letters are scratched off, copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
"If you don't go and bite her, I'll kill her." - Mort Rainey, Secret Window
"I can guarantee you to closest shave you will ever know." - Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
"I...saw him." - Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
"I WILL BLOW THAT UGLY RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!" - Rango, Rango
"I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. First I'll finish these, then go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one." - Mort Rainey, Secret Window
You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:
You have the DVD and soundtrack, and know all the lines and lyrics.
You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.
You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping food.
You smile/laugh/giggle everytime someone says, reads or introduces you to someone named either Todd, Nellie, Toby, Johanna or Lucy.
Everytime you walk past a barber shop or pie shop you think of Sweeney Todd.
You dress as Nellie or Sweeney out in public.
You wear your hair like Nellie or Sweeney in public.
You've bought at least one clothing item that looks like it belongs to Mrs. Lovett.
You want to name your children or pets after characters from Sweeney Todd.
You've written a Sweeney Todd fanfiction.
When handed a bottle of hair product, you've said "Smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink."
You constantly quote lines from the movie, not caring if people give you strange looks.
When you hear the word 'baker' you immediately think of Mrs. Lovett.
When you hear the word 'barber' you immediately think of Sweeney.
When you get angry, you sing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it," and if you're angry at SOMEONE you add "but not for long...".
When you get annoyed at someone you sing "They all deserve to die!"
When you eat a pie, you ask "Who's in this?" or "Is this priest or poet?" or something similar, even if you're alone.
When you've finished said pie, you say "I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu" and leave.
When you friend says they're going for a haircut or a shave, you say "Good luck and be careful"
When they come back with their haircut/shave, you gasp and say "You survived!"
When you are trying to get someone's attention, you sing "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please!"
When somebody asks "What is that?" You answer with "It's priest, have a little priest."
You've called one of your female friends "Nellie" or "Mrs. Lovett".
You've called one of your male friends "Sweeney" or "Mr. Todd"
(I'm guilty of all these).
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(Alright, so I know I haven't been updating very frequently lately, but I'll try to get around to it. Sorry about the huge breaks of updating. D:)
Eat lots of pies in the meantime.
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