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Joined 09-11-11, id: 3247180, Profile Updated: 01-05-14
Author has written 6 stories for Secret Window, and Sweeney Todd.

Hello, there. My name's Logan. And yes, I'm a girl, don't let the name fool you.

First thing you should know about me: I'm obsessed with Sweeney Todd, Secret Window, Sleepy Hollow, anything Johnny Depp or Tim Burton or Helena Bonham Carter.

I LOVE WRITING, not only fanfictions.

Well, let's fill this space with some fun stuff, shall we?

-COPY AND PASTES-

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you saved Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you believe Death Eaters are real and think they are plotting against you right now, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself more than your friends, copy this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you support gay marriage, copy and paste this on your profile.

93% of the teen population would have a nervous breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7% that would say, "Really? What was your first clue?" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If some of the keys on your keyboard are either not working, broken, the letters are scratched off, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

-QUOTES-

"If you don't go and bite her, I'll kill her." - Mort Rainey, Secret Window

"I can guarantee you to closest shave you will ever know." - Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

"I...saw him." - Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

"I WILL BLOW THAT UGLY RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!" - Rango, Rango

"I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. First I'll finish these, then go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one." - Mort Rainey, Secret Window

You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:

You have the DVD and soundtrack, and know all the lines and lyrics.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping food.

You smile/laugh/giggle everytime someone says, reads or introduces you to someone named either Todd, Nellie, Toby, Johanna or Lucy.

Everytime you walk past a barber shop or pie shop you think of Sweeney Todd.

You dress as Nellie or Sweeney out in public.

You wear your hair like Nellie or Sweeney in public.

You've bought at least one clothing item that looks like it belongs to Mrs. Lovett.

You want to name your children or pets after characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've written a Sweeney Todd fanfiction.

When handed a bottle of hair product, you've said "Smells like piss, looks like piss, this is piss, piss with ink."

You constantly quote lines from the movie, not caring if people give you strange looks.

When you hear the word 'baker' you immediately think of Mrs. Lovett.

When you hear the word 'barber' you immediately think of Sweeney.

When you get angry, you sing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it," and if you're angry at SOMEONE you add "but not for long...".

When you get annoyed at someone you sing "They all deserve to die!"

When you eat a pie, you ask "Who's in this?" or "Is this priest or poet?" or something similar, even if you're alone.

When you've finished said pie, you say "I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu" and leave.

When you friend says they're going for a haircut or a shave, you say "Good luck and be careful"

When they come back with their haircut/shave, you gasp and say "You survived!"

When you are trying to get someone's attention, you sing "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please!"

When somebody asks "What is that?" You answer with "It's priest, have a little priest."

You've called one of your female friends "Nellie" or "Mrs. Lovett".

You've called one of your male friends "Sweeney" or "Mr. Todd"

(I'm guilty of all these).

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX,ZacEfronandJohnCenaluvr, laughter.is.the.best.medicine, Dana Flame Princess, Nellie-flipping-Lovet, Razorblood, Maxine T(he) U(nknowingly) A(dmired), InsaneObsessions

(Alright, so I know I haven't been updating very frequently lately, but I'll try to get around to it. Sorry about the huge breaks of updating. D:)

Eat lots of pies in the meantime.

Logan

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Sweeney's Opportunity by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
Mrs. Lovett finds Edward Scissorhands on the street and decides to take him home, but with revenge on his mind, will Sweeney have a different plan for this new arrival?
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sweeney T.
Deep Down by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
After Mrs. Lovett gets sick, Sweeney is left to take care of her. Will his true feelings for her come out? Is it for better, or for worst? Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The New Lucy by Helena306 PlagueRat reviews
Sweeney meets a woman and her daughter who remind him of his lost wife and daughter one night at Mrs. Lovett's shop. What will happen when he falls in love again, and what about Mrs. Lovett? My first stroy here. Enjoy and reviews are definately loved.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Fleet streets reaction to today's popular songs by Ellenore Carter reviews
A few more recent songs, injected into the Victorian era, just to see what happens. Maybe it'll even be kindof entertaining. *Sweeney Todd song fic/parody*
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Sweeney's 100 Truths by TheRealSweeneyTodd reviews
Based on the 100 Truths Facebook game with answers from our favorite Demon Barber Of Fleet Street. Some of these answers will definately shock you. Please Read & Review, my first ever fanfiction. May include some for the other characters at another time.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sweeney T., Benjamin B. - Complete
Katie Todd: The Demon Daughter of Fleet Street by ToddLover13 reviews
Katie Carter has lived in an orphanage for a good part of her life, until one strange couple adopts her. What adventures will the new family bring her? Some Sweenett moments. Rated T for blood and violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Behind the Scenes by iLuvJohnny reviews
Behind the scenes of Alice in Wonderland. sorry, i suck at summaries.
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sweeney T., Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Final Promise by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
As she dies, Mrs. Lovett makes one final promise to Mr. Todd. One-Shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Sweeney Odd A Parody by Junior Pirate reviews
No, that is not a typo. Things are odd in this Sweeney Todd parody, but they stick to the main structure of the story. For example, Sweeney seems to have some character traits that are oddly familiar and just wait till you see the others! Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Swooney Todd: The Demon Fangirls of Fleet Street by Junior Pirate reviews
Fangirls from The Fangirl Academy of Fangirling have discovered where Sweeney "Swooney" Todd is living in London. Will they achieve their goal in kidnapping him and bringing him back to Head Quarters?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sweeney T.
Sweeney Todd and the horrors of youtube by Phish Tacko reviews
This is one way Sweeney might react to one of the most popular videos on youtube. Rated for very mild language.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Coal, Boxes and Kittens by NelliethePieAngel reviews
It'a Christmastime in London. A small little story that I created, a silly gift for the demon barber. And a very sweet gift for the baker. Read, review, ENJOOOOY!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Rat's nest by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is trying to catch a rat in her bedroom and Mr. Todd feels forced to help. This gets completely out of hand, but it's not only chaos that ensues.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
AIM chat: A Story of DECEIT by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all engage into a riveting conversation... on AIM, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Bloopers by LucyxTodd reviews
Sweeney Todd didn't have any Bloopers. If it did I think they'd go a little like this.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Violets by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
With Mrs. Lovett’s help, Sweeney Todd finds out that he still can love living things.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
What Should I Do Today? by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Mort Rainey feels like doing something today but his other personalities tend to get in the way. So...he decides to play a little 'game'. ONESHOT
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Chocolate by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
There are two things even Sweeney Todd can't refuse.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
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Living By The Sea reviews
Sweenett. What is Sweeney hadn't killed Mrs. Lovett in the boiler room? What if they ran off to live by the sea? I do not own Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011
Sweeney Todd Chatroom reviews
So I just thought I'd do a Sweeney Todd chatroom thing, no idea why. :D I do not own Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/28/2011
Sweeney Todd Hosting A Children's Show reviews
I don't know how I thought of this,but I just did. Plot in the title, lol. Todd and Lovett thrust into a children's show...great.:D Feel free to review and tell me what you think. I do not own Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011
Sweeney Goes To A Palm Reader reviews
Sweeney Todd goes to a palm-reader. Of course, Mrs. Lovett makes him. How will this end up? :D I don't own Sweeney Todd. Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Nellie Survives reviews
What would happen if Nellie survives the throw in the fire? I don't own Sweeney Todd. Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Mort Rainey reviews
Just a normal day of Mort Rainey's life, before all the John Shooter business. Just came to me by inspiration..Please feel free to review and criticize as you wish. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, JUST MY COMPUTER AND IMAGINATION
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete