craigifer
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Joined 09-12-11, id: 3247247, Profile Updated: 12-04-14
Author has written 2 stories for Homestuck, and South Park.

my name is ROXU and i'm LAME AS FUCK

MY FICS ALL SUCK DON'T READ THEM

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Familiarity by L lawliet vs Kira reviews
Usually the customers here will annoy me at most, and every once in awhile someone comes along and ruins my day. But why the hell did this one have to become a regular? Why did he have to know my friends? I think I need to take a look at my taste in people...GamKar, and warning for eventual badly written drunk!Kat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
That Smile by thatonecoolkid reviews
In which the love guru has absolutely no idea what in the world he's doing. GamKar **M for language, sexual implications and possible lemons** Book cover art is definitely not my art! Trigger warnings for foul language, major character death, parent death, graphic violence
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
I'll Kick You in the PokeBalls by zombisanscafe reviews
Stan Marsh has dreamed about being a pokemaster, and his story is just about to begin. As long as that buttmunch Tucker doesn't get in his way. (Staig) (T for Language) (for craigifer and goddessoftheworld)
Crossover - South Park & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Stan M.
Donovan's Secret by zombisanscafe reviews
Clyde has a secret for Craig, and it's urgent. (Short Story) (Cryde) (Sexual Themes) (COMPLETE)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Emo Boys Don't Smoke by Momma-Ran reviews
A year ago Craig and Stan made out in front of the entire class. But since then they haven't so much as spoken, until everyone decides to take a road trip senior year.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
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CATFISH reviews
Karkat has been dating Gamzee online for six months now but has never met him in person. When he finally gets to meet him he soon realizes that things were not at all like he expected. (Human AU with tons of minor pairings. Primarily GamKar.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Burnt Bagels reviews
Sometimes it takes a breakdown to have a breakthrough. (Dedicated to Erica!)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete