EviIPaladin
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Joined 09-12-11, id: 3248176, Profile Updated: 03-14-14
Author has written 13 stories for Gotcha Force, Kid Icarus, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and RWBY.

Introduction

Hey y'all, EviiPaladin here! I guess a quick introduction is in order? I'm 20 years old, male, and living in Thorold, Ontario, Canada. I enjoy writing when I can with a preference for goofy comedy than anything feel related due to the lack of tragedy or non-familial love in my life. My main fandoms are Pokemon, RWBY, Gotcha Force (deader than dead ;-;), TTGL, Kill La Kill, Super Smash Bros, and Kid Icarus, but I don't write for all or even most of them. I have a preference for writing OCs because I love doing original work but am too lazy to really do any major worldbuilding so I just make characters for established worlds. I have a Tumblr with a URL of the same name (eviipaladin) and am a frequent poster on TVTropes with the same handle.

Works That I'm Working On

The Adventures of Golden Dragon and Red Shadow!
Fandom: RWBY (Imaginary Super Heroes AU)
Genre: Adventure/Friendship
Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose
Current # of Chapters: 1
Hiatus?: Nope.
Summary: Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long are elementary school students by day and top-secret totally real superheroes, also by day because they aren't allowed up past nine. Follow them as they seek to find other top-secret totally real superheroes to join their team and fight the top-secret totally real bad guys to save the day!

An Unlikely Friendship
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Friendship/Humour
Characters: Cardin Winchest, Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna
Current # of Chapters: 2 (of 5)
Hiatus?: Nope.
Summary: Cardin makes a friend and suffers for it. Inspired by a Twitter RP between @CWinningchester and @MeltThemBitches. A less antagonistic Cardin. BumbleBY in the background.

Ashes to Dust
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Friendship/Humour
Characters: Ashley Match (OC), Team DIRT (OCs), Team RWBY, Team JNPR, everyone else to a little degree
Current # of Chapters: 4
Hiatus?: Until An Unlikely Friendship is finished.
Summary: A young storekeeper named Ashley Match lives her life as she meets some of Vale's brightest shining hopes... and Jaune! No real shipping but there are OCs; you've been warned! Slow start but will pick up as the story continues. Expect most, if not all, of the canon characters to show up! Sometimes will get a little silly.

Kid Icarus: Resurgence
Fandom: Kid Icarus
Genre: Adventure/Humour
Characters: Pit, Dark Pit, Palutena, everyone else (including OCs)
Current # of Chapters: 1
Hiatus?: Extended
Summary: Enemies and allies, new and old, take part in this adventure as the world's balance is at risk once more! Will Pit rise above these challenges or will he face his downfall? Find out in Kid Icarus: Resurgence!

Yu-Gi-Oh! RE: Book 1 - REsolve
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! (GX-based)
Genre: Adventure
Characters: OCs exclusively
Current # of Chapters: 1
Hiatus?: Most likely permanent
Summary: As Duel Monsters becomes the next big thing in the world, a group of students at the newly founded Duel Academy find themselves at the center of something far larger than any of them had believed possible! Will they struggle through using their brave REsolve? Purely original characters in a modified version of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX 'verse.

Works That I've Completed

The Quick and the Blue
Fandom: Gotcha Force (The Megas also contributed)
Genre: Action?
Characters: Kou, G Blue, Kotaro, Billy, Nameless Commander (OC), Quickman (OC)
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: After the Galactic Emperor has been defeated, Neo G Red leaves to search the universe for remnants of the Death Force, entrusting Kou's safety to G Blue, a clone of himself. However, a new opponent challenges Kou and G Blue. How will he fare?

RWBY Relationship Week
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Humour/Friendship
Characters: Professor Ozpin, Blake Belladonna, Cardin Winchester, Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Roman Torchwick, Ruby Rose, Glynda Goodwitch, Lie Ren, Jaune Arc
Total # of Chapters: 7
Summary: A collection of short relationship focused stories done for #rwbyrsweek on Tumblr. No shipping somehow! Mostly humourous. Pairings are: Blake Ozpin, Cardin Yang, Weiss Roman, Ruby Glynda, Ren Jaune, Ren Ruby, and Weiss Glynda. Criticism greatly encouraged and desired.

Programmed to Fight
Fandom: RWBY (The Megas also contributed)
Genre: Tragedy/Action/Angst(ish)
Characters: Ruby Rose, Penny, Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: "...but to your aid an unlikely friend; programmed to fight 'til the very end." Character death(s). One-shot. Short fic.

Red Like Pyrrha
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Romance/Friendship
Characters: Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie
Total # of Chapters: 3
Summary: Jaune deals with his crush. However, things never go according to plan. Arkos pairing (Jaune x Pyrrha). C&C greatly appreciated. Complete.

Dancing Schneen
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Humour/Romance/Friendship
Characters: Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc, Lie Ren
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: Weiss learns that Jaune and Ren are good at dancing in a way she isn't and demands them to teach her. Hilarity ensues. Shipping and friendship is there too. White Rose and Arkos involved with Team Sloth potentially hinted at. Comments and Criticism appreciated.

Scared
Fandom: RWBY (Grimmdark AU)
Genre: Angst
Characters: Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: "I… I don't want to be scared. I don't… want to be pitied. I don't… I don't… I don't want to be weak…" Team JNPR is sent to bring back an AWOL Team RWBY but soon find themselves in danger themselves. Grimmdark AU. Jaune and Pyrrha centric. Character deaths implied.

Varkostine
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Romance/Humour
Characters: Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos, Lie Ren, Yang Xiao Long
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: As Valentine's Day approaches, Jaune wants to ask a certain team member out. He has some difficulty. Arkos with background Team Sloth and implied BumbleBY and White Rose. Some minor language.

Poker Face
Fandom: RWBY
Genre: Romance/Humour
Characters: Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee
Total # of Chapters: 1
Summary: "Yang looked deep into the dangerous amber eyes that watched her. The ferocity and barely restrained animalistic anger sent shivers down her spine. The stare seemed to continue from across the dark room, lit entirely from dim, flickering candles." Yang challenges her team to some good ol' fashioned Texas Hold 'Em. BumbleBY. Short fic.

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RWBY Relationship Week by KrisWitherKay reviews
A seven chapter work about seven randomly generated pairs from the world of RWBY. Rated T for rare instances of swearing. I'll change the character in the summary depending on what the pair of the day is. Day 7: Nora and Ren.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/30 - Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Massages by H'te Rarpee reviews
Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/28/2013
Warm Laundry by momoxtoshiro reviews
A failed resistance of temptation. [Slight Ladybug].
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
A Good Idea Gone Bad by stoner-blake reviews
Ruby stumbles upon one of Weiss's techniques for training, using clones to practice against. Wanting to try it for herself, Ruby begs enough to make her team mate relent, despite her reluctance over what she had been using the clone for before. (warning: some selfcest)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Coffee for the Sole by Alex Barkhorn reviews
Mall AU!: When Ruby makes her daily trip to the coffee shop, she unexpectedly finds an ivory-haired beauty she had never seen at the mall. She becomes infatuated, simply wishing to get to know the girl better. Unfortunately, a series of events seems to push her further and further away. One shot, White Rose. My first RWBY fic, so I would appreciate critique more than anything.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Rust by momoxtoshiro reviews
Whenever Weiss went into town, she always ran into Penny to the point where she suspected it was more than just coincidence. At first, she would mull through those times, trying to drown the girl out as she offered endless compliments about Weiss's hair, her dress, her boots. But at some point, the words had become more endearing than meaningless. [WeissxPenny, aka Cold Hard Cash].
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14 - [Weiss Schnee, Penny] - Complete
Motion of the Ocean by The Flippant Writer reviews
You know what they say about guys with big Auras...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12 - Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Pyrrha Pressure by iWub reviews
Pyrrha has been feeling down lately, so Yang takes it upon herself to cheer her up. With alcohol. Mild shenanigans ensue. Canon. Slight Arkos, but no other pairings. Focuses on characterization and friendship. Rated T for underage drinking, and mild language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10 - Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
The Black Hole by FractalHN reviews
An adult Ruby, now working as a detective. Pulp crime involving a strange variant of Dust. Expect new chapters soon!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ruby Rose, OC
Trials of a Workaholic by Viktor Mayrin reviews
When Pyrrha's HR director discovers her exceedingly long hours, he decides that her vacation time should be used before the end of the year. Witness the trials and tribulations of a workaholic that isn't allowed to work. Primarily Arkos Vanilla with a few other pairings thrown in for spice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos]
Transiency by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Snow crunched beneath their feet as the four girls continued to walk, flurries drifting about them as they proceeded deeper into the heart of the abnormally quiet forest. If for nothing else, Weiss was glad it was snowing. It gave her an excuse to shudder." [RWBY Tuesday].
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Quoth the Raven by Techno Skittles reviews
"Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." Grimmdark AU; character death.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] - Complete
Je Na Sais Quoi by The Flippant Writer reviews
A phrase indicating the presence of something inexplicably attractive.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Blake Belladonna] - Complete
You And I by momoxtoshiro reviews
There are all different kinds of people throughout Remnant's many countries. These are a few tales of how some of them came together, sometimes briefly, sometimes for a lifetime. [For RWBY Relationship week]. Includes RWBY, JNPR, and others.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,411 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Movie Night by KrisWitherKay reviews
When Jaune overhears that Yang hasn't seen a certain movie, he makes it his (not so) lifelong quest to get her to watch it with him. JauneXYang two-shot of them generally pushing the boundary of friendship. Read and review!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Comfort by The Flippant Writer reviews
A knight in shining armor doesn't have to be strong, or suave, or even in shining armor. He just has to be there when you need him most.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Velvet Scarlatina] - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Roman Torchwick - Complete
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RWBY Relationship Week: Now With Week 2 Updates! reviews
A collection of short relationship focused stories done for #rwbyrsweek on Tumblr. No shipping somehow! Now updating with Week 2's chapters!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/13/2013
The Adventures of Golden Dragon and Red Shadow! reviews
Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long are elementary school students by day and top-secret totally real superheroes, also by day because they aren't allowed up past nine. Follow them as they seek to find other top-secret totally real superheroes to join their team and fight the top-secret totally real bad guys to save the day! Imaginary Superheroes AU. Thanks to arulaen for the AU!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/14 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long
Poker Face reviews
"Yang looked deep into the dangerous amber eyes that watched her. The ferocity and barely restrained animalistic anger sent shivers down her spine. The stare seemed to continue from across the dark room, lit entirely from dim, flickering candles." Yang challenges her team to some good ol' fashioned Texas Hold 'Em. BumbleBY. Short fic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22 - [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna] Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Varkostine reviews
As Valentine's Day approaches, Jaune wants to ask a certain team member out. He has some difficulty. Arkos with background Team Sloth and implied White Rose and BumbleBY. Some minor language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] Lie Ren, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
An Unusual Friendship
Cardin makes a friend and suffers for it. Inspired by a Twitter RP thread between @CWinningchester and @meltthembitches. Out-of-character Cardin. BumbleBY in the background.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,572 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/24 - [Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna] Cardin Winchester
Scared reviews
"I… I don't want to be scared. I don't… want to be pitied. I don't… I don't… I don't want to be weak…" Team JNPR is sent to bring back an AWOL Team RWBY but soon find themselves in danger themselves. Grimmdark AU. Jaune and Pyrrha centric. Character deaths implied.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16 - [Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos] Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie - Complete
Dancing Schneen reviews
Weiss learns that Jaune and Ren are good at dancing in a way she isn't and demands them to teach her. Hilarity ensues. Shipping and friendship is there too. White Rose and Arkos involved with Team Sloth potentially hinted at. Comments and Criticism appreciated.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14 - [Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose] Jaune Arc, Lie Ren - Complete
Ashes to Dust reviews
A young storekeeper named Ashley Match lives her life as she meets some of Vale's brightest shining hopes... and Jaune! No real shipping but there are OCs; you've been warned! Slow start but will pick up as the story continues. Expect most, if not all, of the canon characters to show up! Sometimes will get a little silly.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/17/2013 - OC
Red Like Pyrrha reviews
Jaune deals with his crush. However, things never go according to plan. Arkos pairing (Jaune x Pyrrha). C&C greatly appreciated. Complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Pyrrha Nikos, Jaune Arc] - Complete
Programmed to Fight reviews
"...but to your aid an unlikely friend; programmed to fight 'til the very end." Character death(s). One-shot. Short fic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Ruby Rose, Penny, Weiss Schnee - Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh! RE: Book 1 - REsolve reviews
As Duel Monsters becomes the next big thing in the world, a group of students at the newly founded Duel Academy find themselves at the center of something far larger than any of them had believed possible! Will they struggle through using their brave REsolve? Purely original characters in a modified version of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX 'verse.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013
Kid Icarus: Resurgence reviews
Enemies and allies, new and old, take part in this adventure as the world's balance is at risk once more! Will Pit rise above these challenges or will he face his downfall? Find out in Kid Icarus: Resurgence!
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012
The Quick And The Blue reviews
After the Galactic Emperor has been defeated, Neo G Red leaves to search the universe for remnants of the Death Force, entrusting Kou's safety to G Blue, a clone of himself. However, a new opponent challenges Kou and G Blue. How will he fare?
Gotcha Force - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete