SleeplessWonder
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Joined 09-12-11, id: 3248293, Profile Updated: 11-16-12

"Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one."- Neil Gaiman


I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, tall, short, rich, or poor. You're nice to me I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. -Eminem


Practice makes perfect...But nobody's perfect...So, why bother practicing?


Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself


Writing satisfies my desire to play God


"It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!" -Andy Sixx


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows that grandmas have more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says: "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


To protect the world from devastation,

To unite all people within our nations,

To denounce the evils of truth and love,

To extend our reach to the stars above,

Jesse!

James!

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light,

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you know this motto by heart


My Friends: everyone in my Fave Authors list is a friend of mine, and I suggest their stories for you guys to read, if they post any... some don't...

My previous names have been: bloodangel22, Mine Is An Evil Laugh, and SleeplessWonder.

If you read my stories, please review. Constructive criticism is ALWAYS welcome. I don't even care if its pointless, I just absolutely love reading reviews :)

ALSO:For those who read "Good Things Come In Small Packages" my brother, the one who inspired it, has made an account here under the name "Nyx's Wolf" He wants people to send him messages with story titles and he'll write you a story, or something. Just give him a fandom and a title and he'll make it happen. (He told me to do this, and I felt like I owed him one...)

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Kill Me Softly by PhoenixWhite1120 reviews
Zero is a cast out vampire hunter who is forced into slavery. Kain saves him from a life of pain and torture to bring him into a world of pleasure. Can Zero survive it?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,193 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Zero, Kain A. - Complete
Zero's Gay Love Child by ChocolateEmbrace reviews
Zero's gay love child, hence the title. Major crackfic. Don't like it, don't read it.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zero, Shiki
20 Ways to Annoy Zero and Kaname THE FANFICTION by xJasmine reviews
The link above includes 20 ways each to annoy the heck out of Zero and Kaname! Yaoi. WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE VK SERIES. The ways to annoy will be selected and acted upon in fanfiction style. Enjoy!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Zero, Kaname