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Author has written 44 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Fairy Tail.
I am a gender bender writer kinda girl! (mostly because I'm not good at writing yaoi... yet! ;D) so if your looking for gender bender stories I'm your girl! if you have a request for a story tht you would like me to do just send a PM, and I'll do it! if it's within these manga/anime please.
I will tell you now that I'm not the best writer so you'll see a lot of mistakes.
my YouTube Channel:
I have now started a Facebook page for One Piece Yaoi Couples! Yay! please go check out for me and like it, see what I think are good videos and Fanfics!
Ouran High School Host club.
and just let me know the name of an anime if you don't see it in the small list on top, and I'll let you know if I know it well enough to do the fanfic.
hi! I am kinda looking for betas at the moment for my unfinished stories, and would love help! mostly because people have told me that I need one, or some... and my best friend moved so she can't help me to often now, and she was just for ideas not helping me with grammer, and stuff like that. so if your interested let me know, and I'll leave a list of the ones I would like some help with, so pick the ones you want. thank you.
Betrayed: Gaara's Twin Sister Love Story. Manga: Naruto. Pairing: OC x Hidan, OCx Shikamaru.
Death High. manga: Naruto. Pairing: OC x Gaara, OC x Sai.
Full Blood Vampires. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Gaara x ?
Just Love Me. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Sasuke x Naruto
Moving On. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Gaara, and Suigetsu.
New Life. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Naruto x Gaara, Fem Naruto x Sasuke, Fem Naruto x Neji.
No Normal Ghouls: a Naruto Girls Love Story. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: OC x ?, Temari x ?, Tenten x ?, Hinata x ?, Fem Deidara x ?, Ino x ?, Sakura x ?.
Trust Your Heart Let Faith Decide. Manga: One piece, Fairy Tail. Pairings: Fem Luffy x ?, Fem Natsu x ?.
We'll Always Be Sisters. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Gaara x ?, Fem Sasuke x ?, Fem Naruto x ?, Fem Sora x ?.
Why Me?: Gaara Love Story. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: Fem Gaara x ?.
Your Not A Demon, Your A Warlock. Manga: Naruto. Pairings: OC x Gaara, Fuu x Kankuro.
so can someone find me a picture of Naruto with black hair? I looked on google, and found nothing so... yeah I don't need it for anything really just curious as to what he looks like.
five year old Mickey:
sixteen year old Mickey
[Hokage & Anbu]
Temari's prom dress
Matsuri's prom dress
Gaara's prom dress
Ziggy's ninja outfit
THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Sakura is shit, copy this and paste it in your profile :P
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this and paste it in your profile
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
Meaning of color and your birthday
Here's The Test!
Meaning of Color and your Birthday ... It really works... Don't cheat! Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours . 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday! this is completely true!!!!!! it really works lol
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm sorry: (this is so deep thank you who ever made this!)
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Naruko and Sasuke are the best of friends. They've been that way since birth. The moment they saw each other they seemed to get along perfectly. As they grew older they became even closer and their parents were just dying to see what would happen. Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, prophecised that they would become a couple...but it didn't exactely look it. At the age of 12, Naruko nearly died and everyone thought she had died when the surgeons were doing an emergency operation on her. What happened was that some of Sasuke's 'friends' were hanging out with Sasuke and Naruko's crew (consists of : Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sai, Shino, Shikamaru or Shika for short, Choji, and of course Sasuke and Naruko the 2 most inseperable best friends) said that there was this awesome new store down on the edge of town advertising free games. So of course they went down. Sasuke and Naruko, being the smart ones, thought something was fishy but they kept that to themselves. In the end it turned out Sasuke's 'friends' had really been jealous about how great Sasuke was and his close bond to Naruko, and attempted to push him down a cliff. Naruko pushed Sasuke out of the way in time to save him but instead she payed the price. She survived after the operation but of course she was gonna survive because she was the amazing person she was. Now at the age of 17 she decided to ask Sasuke what he thought about her because she had heard their parents talking about Sasuke having some drawings of her. This is how the conversation went.
Naruko: Do I ever cross your mind?
Naruko: Do you like me?
Naruko: Do you want me?
Naruko: Would you cry if I left?
Naruko: Would you live for me?
Naruko: Would you do anything for me?
Naruko: Choose--me or your life
Sasuke: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her.
Sasuke, though he wouldn't show it, was scared he would lose his bestfriend and the only person he actually felt another emotion with who he wasn't related to. She ran into her room and locked the door and Sasuke started banging on the door yelling open up and all sorts of other things. At 12 o'clock that night she went to go get some food because she hadn't eaten since 11 o'clock am. When she opened the door she walked out to see Sasuke leaning on the wall beside her door. He said one thing that made her stare at him in shock.
Sasuke: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Sasuke: The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
Sasuke: The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
Sasuke: The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
Sasuke: The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
After Sasuke said that he grabbed her arms pinned her to the wall behind him and whispered sweetly in her ear
Sasuke: I love you Naruko and I always have.
And he slammed his lips into hers.
The next day at school they kept on sending notes to each other and after school they amazed everyone.
THE Sasuke Uchiha was standing with Naruko hands around her waist as he kissed her. Fangirls were furious and Sasuke could feel their heated glares on Naruko so he moved his left hand, stuck up the bird and kissed her even more. After the kiss, which they were both still panting from, he took her hand and walked off smirking.
What Kisses Mean:
Forehead: You'll be mine forever
Hand: I adore you
Ear: I'm horny
Cheek: You mean so much to me
Shoulder: I want you
Neck: I want you now
Lips: I love you
Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other
Wink: Let's get it on
Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go
Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you
Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you
Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD
Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will help me find your way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account.
Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
*A Real Boyfriend*
It will change a lot of things u thought u new!
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand!!
When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers
When she re posts this bulletin she wants you to read it
When she says "want me to call you back?" dont let her hang up
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go
- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)
- Give her the world
- Let her wear your clothes
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
-Kiss her in the pouriing rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Deidara: Choose me or your life.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.
Deidara: "Tell me how much you love me"
Sasori: Why doesnt he like me..?
Deidara: I'm sure he does...
Sasori: I try to be perfect
Deidara: He doesnt need perfect...
Sasori: I just want to tell him
Deidara: Yea I think you should
Sasori: Okay, I will..thanks for the help, I'll talk to you later
Sasori: (goes home to call him)
Deidara: (walks home, disappointed & heartbroken)
Deidara: (sees answering machine blinking
...pushes play...his voice comes on)
Sasori: I just wanted to tell you...
I just thought you should know...
(long pause) I love you
Deidara: (whispers) I love you too...
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Pein/Kiba no. but now I’m tempted to look. (smirks)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Sasuke is hot, but a real downer
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Shikamaru got Sasori pregers? Puppets can reproduce? 4)
Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Naruto? Mmmmmhm!! Heheheh! Hell yeah!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kankuro/Pein? I think so. Is there even fanfic of them?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neji/Naruto or Neji/Hidan? Neji/Naruto baby!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Deidara walking in on Kankuro and Shikamaru having sex? WTF!? I would think Kankuro and Deidara would be better XD
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Itachi/Hidan? A baster, and an emo hook up. XD
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Gaara/Sasori? O.O Oooh!! I think so! I’ll have proof soon!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Deidara/Shikamaru never lasting sleep
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Sasuke to deflower Gaara? XD party, drinking. Drunk Gaara, and not so drunk Sasuke. XD (nose bleed)
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Itachi? I think so. Uchicest Blushes a dark crimson while grinning.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not yet. (smirks)
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kankuro/Sasuke/Neji? Maybe. For if Gaara instead of Kankuro. (loves Gaara)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Sasori? Think, think. (ding!) dirty little secret. All American Rejects. Don’t why, but it sounds good for him
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gaara/Pein/Shikamaru Warning tattoo, piercing, and bed? (wink. Wink.)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hidan on Kankuro? Date me or I'll sacrifice you to the almighty Jashin! O-O
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Kiba describe a relationship between Kankuro and Sasori? Well puppet palace
20) How emo is Seven?
Deidara? Emo? Hell no. he’s no emo boy he’s a bottle of sunshine!
FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, RinChan, Crystal Angel of Darkness,ArisonxGaara, gaarablack
Reasons why girls are the best
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. If you luv Gaara post this on your profile.
If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile.
R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today.She's a virgin.The pregnant girl walking down the street, who got raped.The boy you called lame, who has to work every night to support his family.That girl you pushed down the other day, who's already being abused at home.That girl you called fat, who has been starving herself. The old man you made fun of because ugly scars, he got them fighting for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying, mother is dying. You think you know them .Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 70% of you won't.
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