Altaria Volante
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Joined 01-12-03, id: 324889
Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Bible, and Stargate: Atlantis.

I never know what to say on these things. Just a college admissions counselor who frequently gets plot bunnies in her head. Mostly concentrated on Stargate Atlantis now. Reviews and messages are great, cause everyone loves feedback :) Enjoy.

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Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Broken Victory by Kate Lynn reviews
{DONE!} What drove Hogwarts' most brilliant student to become its greatest foe? Step into a mind that has failed to see past the darkness, and watch the chilling memories that were poured into Tom Riddle's diary resurface...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,377 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Catharsis by DarkSorceress226 reviews
Meet a Death Eater you never knew about. Why haven't you heard of her? Perhaps because she'd never live up to your expectations. Original characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Inquisition by TrueBlueSpark reviews
NOBODY expects the Hogwarts Inquisition! ... I'm so, so sorry. Based on Order of the Phoenix and Monty Python. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Dolores U., Draco M. - Complete
The Names of Apep by Neith reviews
Long before Voldemort, there were more malevolent and powerful entities. Sorcerers of the Eighteenth Dynasty of Ancient Egypt must overcome a darkness strong enough to threaten a god while maintaining the delicate balance of their small society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003
The Heirs of Hufflepuff by Morrighan reviews
At the very end of her life, Helga Hufflepuff is persuaded into choosing an heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Helga H., Cedric D. - Complete
A Series Of Definitions by Silvia Kundera reviews
He was a boy and she was a girl - can I make it any more obvious? (Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ginger Snap by Audra Lachesis reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas... and Harry Potter had a serious case of insomnia. As Christmas Day approaches, will his worries ruin his holiday -- or does he need a bit of a distraction? H/G, very fluffy -- R/R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Blackpool Pier by Triskelion reviews
Neville Longbottom decides that he hates family reunions. And picnics. And ponds. And Dugbogs. And Grindylows. And life in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
With Quill in Trembling Hand by Ciircee reviews
A Neville story set during PoA. Entry into Sugar Quill's fanfic tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2001
Least Likely Of All by fourandtwenty reviews
Set in the Lily/James Hogwarts Era in the beginning, he's abusive and she can't let go. Who helps her? The Least Likely Of All... in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 179,415 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 5/21/2001 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
George Weasley, Shadow Man by Morrighan reviews
On his seventeenth birthday, George Weasley ponders life as a Weasley and his relationship with Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2000 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
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The Willow Song reviews
It wasn't fair, Cadman said. And Lorne agreed... it wasn't fair at all. EpTag: 3.17 Sunday
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Laura C. - Complete
Emails from Pegasus reviews
There are times when all you want to do is type ‘The Farmers are coming to get us!’ – even if you know you can’t. Tag 2.17 Coup d'Etat Major Lorne, Dr. Lindsay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Chevaliers reviews
He often speaks of things he hopes for in early morning hours as we lay in bed and he thinks that I’m asleep. I never correct him, instead giving into my curiosity about the small, secret things he only dares speak of when he thinks no one is listening.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C.
Games Women Play reviews
They’d had a poker night once a week since the expedition arrived in Atlantis, alternating between quarters and the mess and different offices until they found one that the men wouldn’t intrude on.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Laura C., Teyla E. - Complete
Bedtime Stories reviews
I'm going to tell Rupert a story, a fairy story, but he has to promise to go to sleep afterwards. Okay? Once upon a time, there was a great city by the sea...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Red Metal Pegasus Bikini reviews
I never, ever want to speak about what happened today again. Which Carson knew to mean that she wanted to talk about this right now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Astronauts, and Other Dreams reviews
No one slept here on Atlantis, Lorne had decided, so it was a small blessing to find a few minutes a day where he didn’t have to hide himself away in his broom closet of an office to find a few moments of silence.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Laura C. - Complete
Odd Man's Bones reviews
Do not worry, Rodney, Teyla insisted with a chuckle. We will be welcomed with open arms. They are expecting us.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Galileo reviews
Galileo looked up into the sky and discovered all of these wonders, and here we are, doing the same thing, wondering if that star right there has friendly natives or that one has something like chocolate...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Process Stories reviews
Why did we have to write these stupid little things anyway? Who ever heard of a race of people wanting to trade for love stories?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Night Five reviews
It was always evident when someone had died in Carson's care, Laura thought.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Lights reviews
“Lights,” Laura had commented one night. “The thing I miss the most about this time of year is the lights.”
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Bedside Manner reviews
You were attacked, Carson answered, gently tightening his hold on her other hand. What's the last thing you remember?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
A Grade Six Guide reviews
Thirteen year old Rodney McKay can't seem to do anything right in his parents' eyes. But a dare from a classmate helps him prove himself... to himself, at least.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
In The Name of Set reviews
In Ancient Egypt, a curse is placed to facilitate a murder. Today, Bill Weasley must break this curse to save the lives people he's never met.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
I Could reviews
Forgetting is easy. It's the memories that are hard. Remus reflects on his life after Padfoot's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Remus L.
Broken Man reviews
I always knew that it would have to turn out this way. I just didn’t want to admit it to myself. We all knew the prophecies. We all knew what was going to be done... From Judas' POV
Bible - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2003
I Dreamed A Dream reviews
I thought we'd have forever"... Sometimes the one you want to talk to, can only respond in your dreams...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fade to Black reviews
How long does it take until a memory isn't enough to keep you going? How long until your existence hangs on that memory?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Sirius B.
Song of Solomon reviews
Harry and Ron both loved her. Differently, but they both did. But Ginny is gone now, and all Harry can do is reflect...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Squicktastic! reviews
What happens when the characters in your story don't want to cooperate? And why am I not surprised that it was Fred and George Weasley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - George W.
In This Valley of Tears reviews
It has been thirty years since his last confession. In thirty years, more sins have been committed than he could've ever dreamt. He has come looking for absolution, but one cannont find absolution without responsibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M.
Silence Was My Self Defense reviews
"I’m going to warn you… I may ramble. I’m prone to when I get flustered. And right now, yes, I’m flustered. I can’t stop thinking of what happened in the Tower..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Like Father, Like Son reviews
"You're wrong, Father," Draco replied slowly. "I am the master of my own fate..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Object of My Desire reviews
Fred and George are bored. Very bored. They retrieve the only thing that's foolproof entertainment... but where did this new hall come from?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2003 - George W., Sirius B.
I'm Harry the First, I Am reviews
A song musing on Harry's dreary love life. Will he ever get a date... ever? Please? (Tune of 'I'm Henry the VIII, I Am')
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Harry P.
Ginny's Hallelujah reviews
A songfic to Rufus Wainwright's 'Hallelujah'... Ginny's reflection on her first year at Hogwarts, and on Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Ginny W.