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occupation: Nina and being awesome
2: Dragonball/ Dragonball Z
5: All Gundam
Favorite T.V. Show
2: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
4: WWE Smackdown/Main Event/Raw
5: The Walking Dead
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"A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?"
Calling Dr Sarge, MD. Diagnosis: death. Prescription: SHOTGUN!
[shoots Tucker in the head] Dr Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead! Ring, ring. Hello? Is it you? Yup, you're dead. Sarge RvB
You just got Sarge'd! Sarge RvB
Hey Grif, hold these bullets for me... IN YOUR GUT! [shoots Grif in the back] Sarge RvB
Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead." Of course, dropping a nuke on them from fifty thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean, let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling. Sarge RvB
I need a weapon Master Chief
[Halo 2 Heroic] When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine! Sergeant Johnson
[Halo 2 Legendary] Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, dee-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me Cupid! Sergeant Johnson
Oh, I know what the ladies like! Sergeant Johnson
PROTECT ME, CONE!! Grif RvB
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
P.M. if you want one
Naruto after the war was able to defeat the Jubi. Madara, Tobi, and Sasuke are all dead the Biju are all released besides Kurama for Naruto had to take all of his chakra to defeat them all and became the new Kyuubi he went and married multipel women and mark them as his mates so they may always live with him some as Shion, Mei, Hinata, Samui, Shizuka, Koyuki, Haruna, Sora, Toki, and Kurotsuchi (You can have whom ever you want I just like these girls the most) They live for 4000 years (change if you want) and the humans still use chakra and have extended there reach and technology boom (such as technology from Halo Like plasma weapons and Mac cannons and the Orbital defence cannons and Vehicels) and in 2157 the find and activate there first mass relay and the first contact war begins and the turians are defeated and forced back within the day. Naruto and his wives and humanity leaders make peace with the council and join it (time skip here until you want but for the story I have mass effect 2) Naruto and his wives have joined the alliance and are sent anborad the normandy with a newly revived Jane Shepard(or John) (and you can now take it from here).
Naruto's parents survived the sealing but neglect him for his twin sister who has the Kyuubi's chakra in her while he has the soul but what the didnt realize was that during the sealing a sayian ( can be who ever you want Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Brolly whoever) lands on the Kyuubi's back (how he got there you come up with) and Naruto absoabrds him due to the seal during a beating (which Minato ignorse and Kushina never knows about) and ends up killing all of them. The following year (he is now 10 you may change if you want) and Naruto decides to leave the village he knows what his father has done to him and his mother and he plans to help her before he leaves(he sealed her memories of naruto from here) and released it before leaving a note on what Minato has done to them all and his plans for the future (you figure them out such as world domination with the help of the akatsuki and he now travels the land getting stronger achiving all levels of super sayain and gaining allies to defeat the akatsuki his father and konoha. Naruto/Harem or Naruto/One shot can be incest i dont care.
Naruto has been banished from Konoha after the retrieval mission and has his chakra sealed off by orders of the hokage tsunade and leaves now knowing the rookie 12 all of the sensei's and most of konoha hate him for the kyuubi as he leaves he runs into his first real sensei Jiraiya he finds out that he can remove the chakra suppression seal but there was another that makes him impossible to form hand signs for jutsu placed by danzo so naruto and jiraiya travel to uzu which he is told of his heritage there he learns that art's of sealing, his families sword style hiten mitsurugi and his families bloodline the zanpakuto a sword made from his chakra and a part of his sword (dont care if it is a exicsting on a a oc one) and vows to rebuild Uzu and become its Kage. Konoha bashing can be Naruto/Harem or Naruto/One shot
Naruto/Avengers Earth Mightiest Heros
Naruto Born with out chakra and the soul of the Kyuubi sealed in him by the third Hokage is cast out of his home by his parents at age 5 and leaves the village. At this point he can take two different routes, Naruto is super smart so he cane either become Iron Man or become The leader of Hydra with him creating the group either way Naruto will eventually go back to the leaf 11 years later during the chunin exams as either a bodyguard for a kage or a conqueror. Don't care for the paring can be whatever.
- LOVELESS Prologue -
When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end
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Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
- LOVELESS Act II -
There is no hate, only joy
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
- LOVELESS Act III -
My friend, do you fly away now?
My friend, your desire
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
- LOVELESS Act IV -
My friend, the fates are cruel
My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Legend shall speak
- LOVELESS Act V -
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
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