Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Mass Effect, Avengers, and Fallout.
hello welcome to my little corner of the internet I'm very glad you decided to show up
I live in my secret lair somewhere in the Australian outback (and as my name suggests in space as well) and I have many minions and may or may not taken over the world I have many rules such as:
1. do not use any derogatory terms
2. I will not make fun of anyone else fanfic
3. I will NEVER write on purpose bad!fic
some of the stories i hope to be writing soon
rules for the TARDIS
rules for torchwood
rules for destiny
I may be putting a few new OCs in my story, anyone who has a suggestion PM me with the following information
4. relationships with the other characters
By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,
Let it be known that on the date 10/1/12
Spaceboi101 gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired
His chosen name is The Wander for the fact that he would not stay in one place for too long
So it was chosen and so it shall be,
The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.
copy paste stuff (ftw!!)
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.