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Joined 09-13-11, id: 3250571, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Torchwood, Mass Effect, Avengers, and Fallout.

hello welcome to my little corner of the internet I'm very glad you decided to show up

ABOUT ME:

I live in my secret lair somewhere in the Australian outback (and as my name suggests in space as well) and I have many minions and may or may not taken over the world I have many rules such as:

1. do not use any derogatory terms

2. I will not make fun of anyone else fanfic

3. I will NEVER write on purpose bad!fic

some of the stories i hope to be writing soon

rules for the TARDIS

rules for torchwood

rules for destiny

I may be putting a few new OCs in my story, anyone who has a suggestion PM me with the following information

1. name

2. apperence

3. personalty

4. relationships with the other characters

By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date 10/1/12

Spaceboi101 gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired

His chosen name is The Wander for the fact that he would not stay in one place for too long

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Official_Time_Lord_Registry/88918/

copy paste stuff (ftw!!)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

update 7/01/13


sorry for not updating for a long time and now all of my stories have been deemed "dead" and I dont know how to get them back so until I figure out how to do that I will not be able to update :(

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Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14 reviews
A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,394 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Sense Memory by hunnyfresh reviews
Greg gets back at Regina not by torturing her, but Emma. The shocks and a magic-restraining disease seeps into her brain, slowly shutting it down causing her to lose her senses one by one as Regina is forced to watch her girlfriend die.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
In the End by Lono reviews
Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Afterlife by Gatergirl79 reviews
AU What if Anna had succeeded in killing John Winchester? What if John hadn't had the chance to say yes to Michael? What if Mary had lived to raise her only son alone? Well in Afterlife that's just what happened... Spoilers: Song Remains The Same. Hints at a slashy relationship but no actual slash. Revised Version. No Beta. (will contain spelling/grammar mistakes)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Queen is Dead by Ragged-Writer reviews
In an instant Emma Swan watches her life change. Angst SQ one shot. Character Death
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Ten Things You Didn't Know About Irene Adler by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
She's more than just the dominatrix who threatens Johnlock. Take a moment and step into her world, you just might find that she's more likable than you thought. Rating because, well, it's Irene.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Irene A. - Complete
Family Don't End With Blood by Gatergirl79 reviews
Re-Edited Version - Claire Novak has lost everything in a single night. Her mom has been possessed by a demon, her dad is once again an angels vessel, all she has left is a hunter. SO NOT A SHIP.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel, Claire N. - Complete
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
It Just Ends by Gatergirl79 reviews
Alternate Timeline/Kinda AU - A follow up to 'Family Don't End With Blood' set in 2014. Dean and Cass aren't the same men they used to be, especially now they've lost Claire. Oneshot. Spoiler for: season five episode The End.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ship Wars by Aleisha Potter reviews
Gabriel and Becky go head to head when it comes to Supernatural OTP's. Destiel vs Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Gabriel, Becky R. - Complete
therefore I will not be silent by Travithian Axile
S4/S5 AU. Jimmy says no to Castiel and lives to regret it. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Jimmy N., Claire N. - Complete
30 Reasons SGA 1 Might Kill You! by SailorSilvanesti reviews
John Sheppard, Ronan Dex, Teyla Emmagan & Rodney McKay; SGA-1, premier gate team of ATLANTIS...and they all want you dead...here are 30 Reasons WHY... Mildly AU, please Review!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
10 Ways to Tell if ATLANTIS is Out to GET YOU! by SailorSilvanesti reviews
Made fun of Carson's Accent? A Disparaging remark about Sheppard's Hair? Tried to slip McKay a Lemon...? ATLANTIS likes her gene-carriers and is exceptionally protective...here are some ways she might get you. Be Afraid, be VERY AFRAID! R&R!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Painting Over Cracks by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
The timeline repairs itself, as best it can. Some cracks are just easier to fix than others. Sally Sparrow's life changes yet doesn't when the Doctor's actions on the Byzantium wipe the Weeping Angels and their paradox out of existence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sally S. - Complete
The Atlantis Infirmary Rulebook by bunjamina66 reviews
Carson's through with being 'Mr Nice Guy'...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,895 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
The Game by Akanesi reviews
If anyone asks, the Doctor and the Master aren’t “together”. If anyone asks, they’re not even friends. Got it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
SGA1’s Survival Guide for OffWorld Missions by bunjamina66 reviews
The boys write a field guide for the other SGA teams…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Winchester Gospel by cowgirlfromhell reviews
You know someone was gonna do it. Just a little craziness starting with On the Head of a Pin and ending with Lucifer Rising...maybe.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009
The Doctors' Mission Statement by nichelle.hp reviews
The Doctors' relationship with his companions in 100 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
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Rules from the Avengers tower reviews
Nick Fury writes a list of rules for his team
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
Scribblings from the TARDIS reviews
companion to "Rules from the TARDIS" rated M for possible inappropriateness
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
Rules of the Normandy reviews
after a lot of arguments Commander Shepherd makes a list of rules for the ship
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
Rules from the lucky 38 reviews
the Courier who changed the Mojave wasteland has to deal with a new challenge, the craziness of his team
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Courier, Lone Wanderer
Rules of the TARDIS reviews
After many stuff ups The doctor and The TARDIS have made a list of rules rated M for possible future rules
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
Rules from Torchwood reviews
after the near destruction of the Hub,Jack sends out a Email with some rules to help. Rated M for Jack
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.