Freakish Child
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Author has written 2 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

I've been a fan of a lot of strange franchises, Transformers being among the most and least weird of them. I attend college, and am graduating this semester with an AA but leaving my beloved school behind, because unfortunately, it doesn't provide the English Lit. degree I seek. A certain private institute by the beach I'm eyeing and hopefully will transfer too, if I play my cards right. Beyond school, I work part-time as a waitress and have the pleasure of taking care of Morgan horses, animals both intelligent and fancy. No offense to Thoroughbred owners, but I've had to close a call with more than one.

I've just become an avid fan of Shakespeare, the only writer to conduct Purple Prose and not give me a headache. My favorite in the Comedy of Comedies, A Midsummer's Night Dream, and the tragedy that gave us the oldest emo teen, Hamlet!

Besides FF.Net, I spend a little too much of my at a place called TvTropes.Org. Perfect place for snarky, picky fans and okutas if ever.

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Adventures in Parenthood by optimus prime 007 reviews
This is about two daddies, Prowl and Jazz, as they raise their baby femme, Violet.This is a sequel and another totally cracked fic about sparklings. Ch 19 Prowl returns to base with the bad news.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Roads to Neverending Light by JadeDolphin22 reviews
Sequel to Seeds of Oblivion: The Autobots make plans to return to Cybertron, without their human spark partners. But when the Femmes get kidnapped by Decepticons and sent to Cybertron anyway, its up to Autobots to rescue their friends and bring them home
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,680 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 1/14/2008
Birds and Bumblebees by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Knock on Wood by Lament of Meow reviews
The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
Night Fire by Litahatchee reviews
07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 267,417 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
We're going to Disney World by SirenOfSaturn reviews
Suzuka wins a radio contest and the prize is an all expenses paid trip for six to Disney World. What will Jin and Chu do when they encounter the yard beer at Epcot! And can these six demons face the happiest place on Earth?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Suzuki, Shishiwakamaru
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
System of a Down by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A look at just how Jetfire may have joined the Autobots. Chapter 10: Jetfire grapples with his loyalties as Jazz watches.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,814 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire
Burning Me Terribly by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Punch is starting to forget whose allegiance he belongs to, and the fear strikes him deeper than anything else he can imagine. To ensure that he never forgets again, he decides to leave a reminder on himself that will always be close to his spark.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What Time We Have Left by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,844 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Operation: Godslayer by The Crab reviews
PreBeast Wars. The TriPredacus Council has discovered something called 'Project X' under Maximal supervision on Colony Omicron. To prevent it's completion, they send in their best covert agent to pull the plug. Can he do it before Project X is completed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007
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REQUIEM reviews
Prowl, a Decepticon tactician, and his comrades have left Cybertron behind to find the Allspark. As they arrive on the planet Earth, they struggle to fight and survive, as the new world has already conquered by the Autobots. -ShatterGlass/Filmverse-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009
Chimera reviews
TFA: A poem of Blackarachnia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete