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Joined 09-13-11, id: 3251870, Profile Updated: 11-14-12

Hi!

Name: Smurflover (as in Smurfette)

Current Status: Friends is the coolest show ever made.

Likes: Penguins, Smurfs, Star Wars, ADELE, Coldplay, Glee, Modern Family, Dogs, Horses, the color purple, Friends, Katy Perry, singing, Wicked, do you want me to continue?!?!?!

Dislikes: Mean people, scary movies, and raccoons.

Writes for: Nothing! I just like reading stories and posting on WillowClan.

Come check out WillowClan! It's one of the best forums out there!!!!!!!! We are always welcoming to new members. You can find us third on the list!

I am always looking for new fanfics to read so PM me if you think you have a good one! Make sure to include the name of your story and the genre!


Family:

Sisters: Cherry in WonderClan, ponyiowa, ShinyFairy, Dolphinstar of SunClan.

If I forgot any of my family, let me know!


Recommended books:

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares

Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Alice series by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan


Good quote:

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...when I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I'm sick, I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, When I'm cold, I'm BLACK, When I die, I'll be BLACK.

"But you, sir, when you're born, you're PINK, When you grow up, you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM


Add this to your profile:

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne CarriieBerriie CoolWater123, deathoughtkid, Faycee623 (my parents think I'm crazy), ponyiowa, Smurflover


Add this to your profile also:

92 out of 100 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.


You know the drill:

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass.

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you.

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming.

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you.

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again.

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours.

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong.

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!!


Stupid Labels:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Let's try it. Right here. Right now. Ready- zzZzz)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Aren't we, I dunno, TRYING TO STOP theft?? jk)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (There's irregular soap to??!?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Yes, but that's only a SUGGESTION.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Whoops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (And it's not supposed to...? Wuuut??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Saves time, at least. Not the ER bit, but, y'know...)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (You hear that? Keep those five-year-olds with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Again, like the heating in the oven?? )

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Methinks something was lost... o.o)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (Drat. And here I wanted to take them to space for Martian Christmas...)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Oddly enough, that makes me VERY curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (I think I feel cheated.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Are instructions mandatory?? Do they need to be on a container?? I swear, I think so.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (So THAT'S how Old Bob down the road did it...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (They lied to me... They lied to all of us... THEY SAID WE COULD BE SUPER TOO!! jk)


93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.


If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!


Thanks!

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Everything but Nothing by ponyiowa reviews
Hate's a strong word. But then how exactly would Dawnpaw, a FireClan cat, describe her feeling of Stormpaw of IceClan, when they first meet as kits, each out on an adventure? And now they even have to go on a journey together. "StarClan must hate me."
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,832 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011
Phoenix by ponyiowa reviews
Her mother died giving birth to her and her littermates, and so Amberpaw's father treats them like they don't even exist. The most logical way then, she decides, is to live a life without having a mate. But one tom is starting to get in the way of her vow, and then, of course, she has to fall off a cliff, and into the paws of an evil group of cats.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,763 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011
Jackson's Chase by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
It all started with a bet. Percy Jackson a junior in high school, and the school's number 1 hottest playboy always gets the girl he wants. However when a new girl moves into town he was determine to get her despise how much she hates him
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,109 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete