Hi fellow fanfiction people, I'm nochance. My username basically means that there is no chance any of you will ever know what my real name is. I am a Christian female and i love reading, writing, travel, and chocolate. I am a hopeless romantic and I hate math.

I am part of CBTUAEC (clumsy brunette teens united against Edward Cullen) If you are part of this, copy this onto your profile.

Interests

Movies: I love so many. I'm currently trying to watch all the classic movies and it's taking a while.

Books: Bible, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gallagher Girls, Dragons in our Midst and Oracles of Fire, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Heist Society, Delirium and Pandemonium, Legend, Matched, Hunger Games etc. I never got into the whole twilight or Harry Potter fads.

TV Shows: NCIS, Covert Affairs, Psych, Castle, Once Upon a Time etc.

I hate slash and incest fics!

Pairings I like (not an exhaustive list because I don't feel like updating it)

1. Percabeth

Upside: ironic in a funny way

Downside: too overused and typically overly cheesy

2. Thuke

Upside: history, very Romeo and Julietish

Downside: overly sad

3. Rico

Upside: they make sense together

Downside: rare

4. Jason/Reyna

Upside: Reyna is Jason's Annabeth

Downside: Piper is needy

5. Tiva

Upside: they are meant for each other

Downside: other people always get in the way

6. Mcabby

Upside: geek love

Downside: Abby is oblivious

7. Lucian

Upside: completely adorable, subtle and not obnoxious

Downside: sadly one-sided

8.Jelsa

Upside: They were practically made for each other

Downside: They don't inhabit the same universe.(probably)

9. Caskett

Upside: They balance each other

Downside:Sometimes this causes them to clash

10. Annie/Auggie

Upside: now canon!

Downside: I usually do not have canon OTP's

11. Snowing

Upside: iconic couple that does not disappoint

downside: awkward family dynamic

12. Mergana

Upside: Even Katie (Morgana) is a shipper!

Downside: season 5

Pairings I tolerate

1. Tratie-I have no problem with this pairing, it just came out of nowhere

2. Thico-I like Thuke and Rico better. Thalia and Nico are too similar.

Pairings I wish never existed

1. Suspian- not built up enough so it seems incredibly random and obnoxious

2. Gabby/Zibbs/Kibbs- Gibbs is not a cradle robber.

3. Perachel- No. Just no.

4. Lukabeth- He never liked her. She got over him. She belongs with Percy and he belongs with Thalia.

Favorite Quotes and Such

This is by no means an exhaustive list and I will update it periodically.

"The Moral Law tells us the tune we have to play: our instincts are merely the keys."-C.S.Lewis

"Don't be so "open-minded" that your brains fall out. "-G.K. Chesterton

"Let the Wookie win." -C3PO

"Above all else gaurd your heart for it is the wellspring of life."-Proverbs 4:23

"But I like the cookie."-Hammie

"You shall not pass!"-Gandalf

"Extraordinary things only happen to extraordinary people. Maybe it’s a sign that you’ve got an extraordinary destiny. Something greater than you could have imagined".-Reepicheep

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap.”-Nico di Angelo

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." -Anonymous

"Fool of a Took, next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!" -Gandalf

"Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance like no one is watching."-Aurora Greenway

"I just want to show them that I'm not a piece in their Games."-Peeta Mellark

Anything about the"dam snack bar"-Titan's Curse

"Have you met my cousin Pandora?" "That is her box"-Gabrielle in Uncommon Criminals

"I would rather spend one lifetime with you than face a million lifetimes alone." -Arwen

"I am a bundle of contradictions."-Anne Frank

"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment."-Gandalf

"It was inevitable."-Tony to Ziva

"When you grow up, you should be just like you."-Lucy Pevensie

"Just because you put syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes."-Sean Spencer

"They are weak-minded, easily bought, and violent, I love them."-Atlas in Titan's Curse

"Nobody tosses a dwarf."-Gimli in the Fellowship of the Ring

"I am fearfully and wonderfully made."-Psalms 139:14

"You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?” -Jason Grace

"I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science: I never sleep and I never give up."-Abby Scuito

"I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it." -Voltaire

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."-Percy Jackson

""Did you ever notice that all of the people for abortion have already been born?"
-Ronald Reagan

"You have always had my back."-Ziva to Tony

"I'm so pretty I should've been a girl!"-Dusty Roads (as told to me by my father)

"Don't run from who you are."-Aslan

The Mad Hatter: "Have I gone mad?"
Alice:" I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a
secret. All the best people are."

"Happy is the heart that still feels pain."-Ingrid Michaelson

"Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary." - Tamora Pierce

"hurricane in a teacup" - unknown

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.