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Author has written 5 stories for Ella Enchanted, Fairy Tales, and Lord of the Rings.


Ways to annoy people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."

3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.

6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.

8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

My two favourite ones:

1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

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A Happy Ending? reviews
Daria is a cold, bitter, and antisocial girl. But what happens when she unintentionally attracts a certain charming prince?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,873 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/8/2004
Warrior Blood reviews
(after Fairy Blood) Tania has fled to Kyrria. She now works for a captain, disguised as a boy. And then comes that irritatingly charming Crown Prince.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,911 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
Grey Rain Curtain reviews
Breann: arrogant. So when she found herself in ME, she assumed that she would be the best and prettiest warrior EVER. She could sOoO beat Eowyn & Legolas. her words She never expected to be tempted by the Ring. Or be hated by the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
Pretty, Pretty, Princess reviews
Snow White is cuckoo. (based on Disney's Snow White, written during a really hyper moment, one-chapter story)
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/20/2004
Fairy Blood reviews
It's not easy being part of a powerful and ancient race. It's not easy being hunted and killed repeatedly. And it's definitely not easy having an annoying (yet dashing) bodyguard. (complete)
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,031 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete