Author has written 8 stories for NCIS, Firefly, Angel, Captain America, Thor, Avengers, and Supernatural.
To my fellow FanFiction people.
Hi. I'm Flame. Victoria Flame, Victoria Crane, Tori, Nikki, or what ever you feel like calling me. Feel free to favorite me, or PM me telling me I'm crap. After all Reviews are always loved. I'm a devoted fan to many a show, so expect lots of fan fics (hopefully i finish all of them... xD)
I am writing a Firefly/Serenity Fan Fic. After BDM by six months. Mal/Occ. There's possibility's for stories after this one. All Smutty. :D
I am writing an NCIS fan fic, it's got smut coming, it's just coming slowly.
I will write something about Angel/Buffy, probably Angel/Occ. I have an over active imagination.
I also write Avengers/Captain America... yay me! Smut as always.
Love ya'lls Flame
Where: America. Arizona
What do I do for fun?: Reading, Writing, Watching shows, hanging with friends, doing collegey stuff.
Random Fact: I love all the colors in the world
Shows/Movies: NCIS, Firefly, Doctor Who, Castle, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Merlin, The Mentalist, Bones, Babylon 5, X-Files, X-Men and a lot more.
Buffy/Spike - BtVS
Mulder/Scully - X-Files
Doctor (10)/Rose Tyler - Doctor Who
Gibbs/Shannon - NCIS
Gibbs/Occ - NCIS
River/Jayne - Firefly
Booth/Brennan - Bones
Castle/Beckett - Castle
And way more. XD
David Tennant, Anthony Head, Hugh Jackman, Bradley James, Garrett Hedlund, Nathian Fullion, Mark Harmon, Viggo Mortenson, Orlando Bloom... ect.
Actresses: Billie Piper, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and a lot more (just don't remember the names)
We're still flying. That's not much. It's enough. - Malcolm Reynolds/Simon Tam - Firefly
The hardest thing to do in this world, is to live in it - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy Summers
Brilliant! - Doctor 10
We aim to misbehave - Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly
Being safe is fine, but it's being free that's really important. - Me (Based off a Ben Franklin Quote)
Ever looked at the stars and wondered why the hell we aren't up there? - Unknown
If your friend has ever called you weird and you've responded with "Look who's talking!", copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason at all whatsoever copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish reading one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, M. Night Wolfalona, littlebixuit, ShaggelmaLove, Jazzola, DCIPHOENIX,(I copied this from Jazzola. :P), Flame77123 (Copied from DCIPHOENIX)
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you burst out laughing for no reason on a bus, empty room, full room, or anywhere and everywhere...copy this into your profile!!!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,
who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,
or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,
wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,
who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,
who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,
who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
FOR THE GIRLZ
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
and that was only some of them.
A good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.
Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.
Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.
Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.
Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.
Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.
Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.
Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best friends: Will laugh at you
Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.
Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, vampires2rocks, Flame177123
I'm The Kind of Girl who would...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a room, slaps a guy, comes back in and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life, because shes too scared she'd get hurt
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? space?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On American flat iron: "Fastest iron ever" (What did we have a race?)
On The back of a white-out bottle: "Color: White" (No, Really?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... I know i did :):):)
Your GANGSTA name (first three real letter of your name with izzle at the end): Nicizzle
Your DECTECTIVE name (animal and color): Dragon Red
Your SUPERHERO name (color, drink): Green Jack
Your ARAB name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling ((or pets)) name, and last letter of your mom's middle name): Iniobln (Right. Not going there)
Your WITNESS PROTECTION name (Your mom's middle name): Nicole Coffee
Your GOTH name (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Lao
Your ROCK STAR name (fruit and your secret fear): Apple Alone
Your PIRATE name (color and pirate accessory): Gold Earring
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
Sterio Types Suck change it.