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Joined 09-13-11, id: 3252924, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
Author has written 8 stories for NCIS, Firefly, Angel, Captain America, Thor, Avengers, and Supernatural.

To my fellow FanFiction people.

Hi. I'm Flame. Victoria Flame, Victoria Crane, Tori, Nikki, or what ever you feel like calling me. Feel free to favorite me, or PM me telling me I'm crap. After all Reviews are always loved. I'm a devoted fan to many a show, so expect lots of fan fics (hopefully i finish all of them... xD)

I am writing a Firefly/Serenity Fan Fic. After BDM by six months. Mal/Occ. There's possibility's for stories after this one. All Smutty. :D

I am writing an NCIS fan fic, it's got smut coming, it's just coming slowly.

I will write something about Angel/Buffy, probably Angel/Occ. I have an over active imagination.

I also write Avengers/Captain America... yay me! Smut as always.

Love ya'lls Flame

Age: 19

Where: America. Arizona

What do I do for fun?: Reading, Writing, Watching shows, hanging with friends, doing collegey stuff.

Random Fact: I love all the colors in the world

Shows/Movies: NCIS, Firefly, Doctor Who, Castle, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Merlin, The Mentalist, Bones, Babylon 5, X-Files, X-Men and a lot more.

Ships:

Buffy/Spike - BtVS

Mulder/Scully - X-Files

Doctor (10)/Rose Tyler - Doctor Who

Gibbs/Shannon - NCIS

Gibbs/Occ - NCIS

River/Jayne - Firefly

Booth/Brennan - Bones

Castle/Beckett - Castle

And way more. XD

Actors:

David Tennant, Anthony Head, Hugh Jackman, Bradley James, Garrett Hedlund, Nathian Fullion, Mark Harmon, Viggo Mortenson, Orlando Bloom... ect.

Actresses: Billie Piper, Angelina Jolie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and a lot more (just don't remember the names)

QUOTES:

We're still flying. That's not much. It's enough. - Malcolm Reynolds/Simon Tam - Firefly

The hardest thing to do in this world, is to live in it - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy Summers

Brilliant! - Doctor 10

We aim to misbehave - Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

Being safe is fine, but it's being free that's really important. - Me (Based off a Ben Franklin Quote)

Ever looked at the stars and wondered why the hell we aren't up there? - Unknown

If your friend has ever called you weird and you've responded with "Look who's talking!", copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason at all whatsoever copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish reading one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, M. Night Wolfalona, littlebixuit, ShaggelmaLove, Jazzola, DCIPHOENIX,(I copied this from Jazzola. :P), Flame77123 (Copied from DCIPHOENIX)

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice--

Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love
--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you burst out laughing for no reason on a bus, empty room, full room, or anywhere and everywhere...copy this into your profile!!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of hot,

who calls YOU BACK when YOU HANG up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for HOURS and listen to your heart beat,

or will stay awake just to WATCH YOU sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses your FORHEAD,

who keeps YOUR PICTURE in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in SWEATPANTS,

who holds your hand in front of ALL HIS FRIENDS,

who thinks your beautiful WITHOUT makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he CARES and how he is LUCKY to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

FOR THE GIRLZ

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Things not to do at hogwarts(winkwink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them.

A good friend wonders about your romantic history. A best friend could blackmail you with it.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We screwed up, huh?"
Good friends don't let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.

Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best friends: Will laugh at you

Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, Chellie09, BloodWhiteWolf, vampires2rocks, Flame177123

I'm The Kind of Girl who would...

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a room, slaps a guy, comes back in and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life, because shes too scared she'd get hurt

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On American flat iron: "Fastest iron ever" (What did we have a race?)

On The back of a white-out bottle: "Color: White" (No, Really?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... I know i did :):):)

Your GANGSTA name (first three real letter of your name with izzle at the end): Nicizzle

Your DECTECTIVE name (animal and color): Dragon Red

Your SUPERHERO name (color, drink): Green Jack

Your ARAB name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling ((or pets)) name, and last letter of your mom's middle name): Iniobln (Right. Not going there)

Your WITNESS PROTECTION name (Your mom's middle name): Nicole Coffee

Your GOTH name (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Lao

Your ROCK STAR name (fruit and your secret fear): Apple Alone

Your PIRATE name (color and pirate accessory): Gold Earring

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be trying to be sexy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be messing with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone..
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports
I'm a WITCH so I MUST be evil
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST hate men
I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST be crazy
I DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST not care what I look like
I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think all meat-eaters should be shot
I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian
I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard
I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal.
I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want to sleep with everyone I see
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people
I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life
I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho
I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too
I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (What?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (well you got the blond blue eyed part right)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a kick ass bitch.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm like to be LOVED so I MUST be a Lesbian, Hippy or Gay
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.

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One Hour by MistressDawn reviews
Castiel takes up Dean's advice and spends an hour with Meg and her dewy body. The only problem? He wants more. Kind of a one shot series. Kind of. Rated M for a reason. Megstiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,510 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Meg, Castiel, Meg M.
Till I Fall by sasswidow reviews
When Meg Masters catches pneumonia, the doctor says she doesn't have a chance of recovery. That is, unless she finds a cause for living. Megstiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Meg, Castiel - Complete
My Roots Take Flight by KismetJeska reviews
After forty years in Hell, Dean's more than willing to accept the offer: become a guardian angel and earn his freedom. But his new ward seems destined to hunt alongside Sam, and there are secrets in Heaven that the angels don't want found out. Dean's going to have to choose between his duty and the people he loves- and to work out just where Castiel fits in.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 133,714 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Together We're Both Alone by bendingwind reviews
Darcy has a mom who used to be a showgirl in Vegas and a dad who is a financial advisor in Santa Fe. She also has a Tony.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Love After Death by Buffy Sparrow reviews
What would you do with your second chance? Would you tell him what he means to you? Or find out how it feels to lose him again? Spike/OC ON HIATUS BUT NOT ABANDONED
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Spike
To the Names of Our Wounds by selanc reviews
Two strangers in a park. Pre-series. Firefly/Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - 9th Doctor, Zoe W. - Complete
Inside My Head , Inside My Heart by PrincessTin reviews
Mal/River smutty fluff.My first Firefly/Serenity fanfic.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Mal, River - Complete
Happily Ever After by Phaedra7 reviews
A reflection on the nature of Firefly and fairytales. Inara leaves the ship.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005
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A Light in the Darkness reviews
The angels have fallen. Sam's down and out, it's unknown for how long. Castiel is almost useless, and all Dean knows is it's his job to fix it all. Sometimes, friends come from places that you'd never expect. Dean Winchester/OC Sam Winchester/OC Castiel/OC Crowley/OC Kevin/OC. Please do R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,306 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., Castiel, Crowley
Simple Moments reviews
Tony meets the woman of his dreams, but he's got baggage. She's a force of nature, can he deal with her? Does he want to? AU based on Tony Stark set a few years in the future. Tony Stark/OC pairing. R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Lost Soldier, Lonely Girl reviews
Captain America meets a rather odd woman who brings him out of his shell, and shows him that maybe he isn't as lost as he thought. There will be M rated themes, and it is the Captain and an OC. An AU world, it does follow most of the plot of the movies. R&R!
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America
Forgotten Memories, Welcomed Dreams
Sif saves a woman with amnesia. A dark secret is locked away in her mind. No one has the key to unlock her mind, but Loki may have the key to her heart. An AU story set a year or so after the events of the Avengers movie. Please R&R all you wish.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Published: 4/15/2013
Family Problems reviews
This is about a year after the end of Dreams and Truth. The wedding is over, Sadly, Tony and Jillian divorced, but it was a mutual thing, and there's no hard feelings. There's a surprise on Darling Base, and inside the Gibbs household.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dreams and Truth reviews
A little story, where Gibbs and the Team meets a strong female Air Force officer, and have to work together, and there's an attraction between Gibbs and Lt. Col. Crane. Mystery, Romance, Suspence, And Rated M. R&R Please.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A New Start reviews
Spike, and a mysterious woman. Tia Darling. She's a daredevil/witch. She works for Wolfram and Heart. She finds a way into Spikes heart. Spike/Occ. Rating: M. 6 months after "Not Fade Away"
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Spike
We Aim to Misbehave: Firefly reviews
The Serenity heads to a nice little moon. Turns out that's where Shadow's leftovers are placed. The crew picks up a stowaway, and Mal gets more than he expected. Smut to be expected. It's 6 months after BDM. Mal/Occ, River/Jayne, Simon/Kaylee, Zoe/Wash.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Mal