Author has written 20 stories for Portal, Vocaloid, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
If you see a crazy Norwegian running at you with a baseball bat, that'll be me.
I might have left on Sunday, but my heart stays in Iceland.
It's not even my home country, but I feel so strongly towards it that it might as well be.
SORRY UNDERGOING SEVERE REALITY-FACING BECAUSE I LOOK AROUND AND NOTHING IS WRITTEN IN ICELANDIC ANYMORE FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE.
The name may have changed, but the personality is still the same.
Uh, well, no like anyone cares, of course. If people cared about what I put in here, I wouldn't be typing it out.
Mmm, hmmm, where to start? Oh, yes. I currently go by the name Haku Koskinen. I'm 15 years of age, and I live in Iceland, and (surprise, surprise) that's where I am now, sitting my ass in front of a computer or my phone or my Xbox or (sometimes, if I feel like it) my homework. And yes, it is fucking cold, thank you for asking. I'm amazed by this island's ability to dip below -17 Celsius and still not snow. I've only told one person on this website where in Iceland I actually live, and I'm not really planning to divulge that information to anyone else, so kindly fuck off, thanks.
I'm still in the Hetalia fandom, my OTP's still the same. I still ship NorIce. I will still attempt to murder you (in your sleep, no worries) if you bash it for being incest or some stupid shit like that; honestly, let the shippers ship what they like.
I'm still in so many other fandoms that it hurts. I got Future Diary, Soul Eater, Death Note, Harry Potter (it NEVER ended, alright?), Vocaloid, UTAU... So many. As I do with Hetalia, I don't care what you ship as long as you don't bash what I ship. Because I will scuttle your ship.
I'm still Yandere. My reaction to you trying to hit on my girlfriend is still the same. I will cut off your fingers one by one and gouge your eyes out and laugh when you beg for mercy, because in the words of a good friend, that's just how I am. I can't change that, even though I really want to. I don't want to kill you. I just have to. So why don't you get your ass out my front door right now, if you were planning to chat me up? I would highly recommend it.
I still love Vocaloid. Benzene has a meaning, you just can't see it, because you're a dumb shit, now leave. I don't want anyone else starting the whole but they aren't really people! argument. You can scream all you want, I'll just turn up Paradichlorobenzene until I can't hear you.
I'm still absolutely head-over-heels for Scandinavia. I'm learning all five Nordic languages (at once- yes, it's not the greatest way, but it's my way) and I plan to live in Norway when I get older. So, true to the one-liner up there, if you're ever in Oslo and you see a crazy Norwegian running at you with a baseball bat whilst all the while yelling stupid crap like faen! and Helvete! and perhaps even storebror, that'll be me.
I'm still a little mental. Borderline personality disorder combined with slightly bipolar combined with the fact that whoops I am trained with a sniper rifle is not the greatest. Keep your distance. Just like Nor himself, I hate strangers. I can't stand them. I keep only my greatest friends around.
I still love to write. I know, I know, most of what I write is fanfiction (and then most of that is NorIce), but whatever. Appreciate the writing skills or leave constructive criticism, but don't fucking bash, or I swear I will run you over with a roadroller ((*High fives Len*)).
Leave me a message. I dunno, PM me, or email me, or something. I'm lonely (in some respect, I have my friends online even though they're all in different timezones).
IF YOU ARE GOING TO PM ME, PLEASE USE ENGLISH AS A LAST RESORT. I might not be able to grasp what you're trying to say. It isn't my first language, actually, it's my third, and my folks don't like the fact that I use English. ("Use Icelandic, Haku! You live in Iceland, not America! Use Icelandic!") I mean, seriously, go ahead and use Google Translate or something, but please try.
Alright, I'll stop, nothing's really changed and now this thing is telling me my goddamn spaces are spelled wrong.
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