Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
gender: i am a girl (I may look like a guy at times but I can asure you I am female) and im not gay ...im gender nutral :) -->(theres a diffrence)!!!!!
things i like: yaoi, anime, drawing, photography, writing and reading
Favourite couples: itachi x naruto, naruto x sasuke, gimmjow x ichigo, hichigo x ichigo, aizen x ichigo, natsu x gajeel
Things i dont like: Sakura (hate her) stuck up preps, girly girls, people who are weak and dont entend to get stronger and crowded places
my most hated pairings:
naruto- sasusaku, sasuhina, naruhina, narusaku practically anyone paried with naruto exept sasuke and itachi
bleach- ichiruki, ichinel anyone paired with ichigo exept toshiro, aizen or grimmjow!!!
fairy tail- gajeel x levy, natsu x lucy, grey x juvia
personality: i dont like to be around a lot of people. Im a profectionest and artist (which kinda go together) i love working with computers. in my school im kinda considered an out cast (which is fine) im pretty damn strong for a girl i can beat 98% of the guys in my grade in a wrestling match and i love marchial arts, (i take taekwondo) i hate beging pushed around and being told what to do...i am told that im very viloint which i dont disagree with.
what i look like: im like 5.7 and 157 ponds of muscel, im lean and i have short balck hair with sasuke like hair and mostly wear guys cloths (what? there comfy) i have brown eyes that can look red at times >:)
-How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash-
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a homosexual fanfiction because you are reading one now.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
SORRY BUT I COULDN'T RESIST =3
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You Know You're Obssessed With Naruto When...
1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, YaoiFanGirl1990, gothpandaotaku, The-darker-side-of-things
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.
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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (impossible I love chocolate more than anyone )
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.! chya
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You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when!(CREATED BY tEsInA gElA gArDnEr)
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..)
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous)
(Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaru is love to post new doujinshi’s
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary)
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD)
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue)
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing
You have written 5 or more stories about them (in progress)
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it
(sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD (I think my parents would say wtf is wrong with you and then look through all my pc history and then they would faint due to all the narusasu/sasunaru smut and stuff)
TOBI: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!! :3
me: awwwww tobi
naruto:...? what are you doing
me: hey naruto where's your boyfriend?
naruto: (looks behind) I don't know he was here a second ago
itachi: im still here (looming behind naruto)
naruto: oh hey didn't see you there ://3
me: I really need to update sometime soon
itachi: (wraps arms around naruto waist from behind)
me: *sigh* sheesh
naruto: *gasp* cant *gasp* breath*
itachi: hehehe >:3
me: aww he cant breath!!!! GET A ROOM YOU 2!!!!
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