HanVanHelsing
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Joined 09-14-11, id: 3255441, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for Van Helsing, and Hobbit.

Update to my profile: hi everyone. Im going on a slight goth kick. Nothing extreme. Just going about wearing black clothes every day and black eyeliner. Did my research in the goth styles and decided i liked the sound of romantic goth. Sounds nice but where on earth does a gal get corsets, bodices and Anna Valerious pants? Id also love to have a long floor length black coat thats under $100. If anyone knows of a store where its good quality and cheap prices, id be forever indebted. And to those who like my writing note: this is not going to change my writing style. My parents will probably put a stop to this in the next couple days so no fear about my writing going all dark and spooky and morbid. No, dracula is not going to kill off everyone. Hmm, evil chuckle, On the other hand maybe he should! Joking!

I am 15-18 years old. I love writing stories. I am said to be a blunt young lady who does not like word games. I play violin and guitar. Learned some latin and am learning French. Am privately tutored. Have a family dog, brothers who are very crazy, and my own pet, a rather interesting cat named Abigail who is friendly and not snobbish, never hisses at dogs, and bites my brother when he is harassing her. I am a bibliophile, which is greek for lover of books. I have lots of little stories, and am currently writing three fanfics, that will be posted when i get my own laptop. My stories will have alot of latin in them, since i have been taught by mom since i was eight. I would like to become an archelogist with a docter's degree, or work in some type of dectective branch.

http://vanhelsingresurrection.webs.coM

Please go to this site and sign the petition for a second movie. PLEASE.

Favorite Movies: Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings! Star Wars, Sense and Sensibilty, The Magnificent Seven, Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein Dracula 1931 version, The Mark of Zorro, The Prisioner of Zenda,The hunt for red october. Treasure island 1991. The Hobbit. The Avengers. Thor.

Favorite Books: Star Wars Novels, Eragon Series, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Legend of Lady Ilena 1&2, The two princesses of bamarre,The Mitrokhin Archive

Sayings: All that glitters is not gold, not all who wander are lost. Lord of the rings

You are either brave or incredibly stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib. Vampire diaries

D*mn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. Admiral Farragut

Note: parents are very strict about movies im allowed to watch and i never actually saw the vampire diaries i was switching around and just happened to hear the above quote.

Likes: purple and black. Kick b* heroines. Action fantasy books or movies that are not gory or potty mouthed. Boys that can be friends, nothign serious. Have a morbid interest in all things Russia. Have a similar obession with spies. People: Mara Jade, Han Solo, Jaina Solo, Talon Karrde, and Kyp Durron from star wars. Murtagh and Angela from Eragon books. Rush Limbaugh. Hugh Jackman. Maureen O Hara. Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff, Hawkeye, Thor, Loki from the Avengers. Fili and Kili and Thorin from the Hobbit.

Hates: slash. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt. Kill people for mother earth wackos. Global warming (think about it, its laughable). Evolution.(no one is ever going to make me think i evolved from an ape. We were definately created from divine something). The people who want to take hard earned money from others and give to the lazy. Communist. Nazis.

I live a very isolated life, with only my parents and brothers for company, and they are not very nice company, i need something to do besides dancing around my room to the strains of bleed and gothic angel. Oh, and great compositions like carpe diem pirate metal. That really makes me prance around the room. Besides writing and doing school, i fence, fence, and fence some more. My parents stopped taking me to lessons becuz of the distance, so i practice in my room with a pirate cutlass. Besides being a werewolf, i wish i was a pirate girlie, with my own ship. Or some type of vamp angel hybrid. Whatever, it wont happen, but, we have nothing if not belief as that little talking rat in narnia said. sorry reepicheep, a valiant mouse sounds better hmm. Hope im not turning into eustace. Haha, i should do a World of Dimensions with Narnia. pen and paper here i come. Better go, oh another thing i do when im bored. I write music. Haunting strains or rollicking sea music. I once wrote something so sad i began to cry. Au revoir till next time mates. P.s if any of you know the writer's lady nessa, please tell her to start writing again. Thanks!

2013- Hey, whoever is reading this. I got a pc finally. Have two hobbit stories started. Will eventually finish my vh fanfic.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

April 2013

I have finally returned to the world of fanfiction. I got my own pc and now I can write. I have two Hobbit stories in the works that will be posted soon, and I must say, the vh fic will be finished eventually. It is all in my notebook, quite finished, with a sequel, sequel to the sequel, sequel to the sequel of the sequel, pre-sequel, and etc in my binder. just have to be typed. I am older and more mature than before, and everything under the 2013 was written two years ago. I am one of those non average girls who likes to do everything for herself, but laments the degeneration of man, especially the way men treat women as far as manners go. If a nice guys wants to open the door or kiss my hand _blush and squeal) I am not gonna jab him in the gut.

Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

When caught sleeping at school or work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. (FAV)

Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' (MY FAV)

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

Am thinking of doing a youtube account and posting vids of me playing those hard to come by bonus Hobbit Tracks on my violin. Am learning to play Erebor, a Very Respectable Hobbit, and Into the Wild, all without sheet music.

I never was a big fan of Marvel until I saw the Avengers and Thor. Cant wait to see Captain America 2 cuz Black Widow is going to be a main character in that. I think Thor and his villainous brother Loki are two pretty cool guys, and Hawkeye is also another awesome character.

I am according to a quiz: A Vala

The Valar are the demigods of Middle Earth. Created by the One God to help him in his creation, you have a power undreamt of by any of the other races. You helped fight Morgoth, Sauron's ancient master and a "fallen angel" of great power. But now you have stepped back and the residents of Middle Earth rarely see your hand in their lives. You are beautiful, strong, and devoted to the triumph of good over evil.

I promise to remember Odin: when I make an excecutive decision
I promise to remember Frigga: when I have a mothering disposition
I promise to remember Hiemdall: when I'm trusted with something's' safety
I promise to remember Thor: when I break a cup
I promise to remember Loki: when I feel mischievous
I promise to remember Sif: when I go beyond my expectations
I promise to remember Laufey: wen I almost get revenge (and get "killed" in the process)
I promise to remember Jane: When I make I big discovery

And last but not least - I promise to remember Darcy: when I lose my iPod

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, since I would rather sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. (cause I don't have friends or phones anyway) I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (How about never?) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Hobbit or Narnia, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. (:

If you'll absolutely die w/o your music and laptop, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

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If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

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If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime and movies are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex..

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Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

i don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

.At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Things to do in WalMart

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. (I have done this! U get some amused looks)

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.


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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

About 95 percent of girls would scream if Edward jumped over a Cliff, 4 percent would yell "JUMP!" and 1 percent would push him off. Post this on your profile and tell us: Which side are you on? I'm the 1 percent that would push him off... and I'd put spikes and garlic at the bottom. We don't need sparkly vampires who aren't real vampires. I'd put him on the phone with Dracula or even Damon Salvatore! They can tell Mr. Sparklehead what a vampire is!!

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In My Hands by Dreams of Shadows reviews
First in JA series. Arriving in the Avengers world sound like a dream come true, but when you've got to face up to the tasks of convincing S.H.I.E.L.D. you're not a threat and find a way to get to the Tesseract before it's taken away forever, you realise just how dangerous that dream can be.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,893 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - OC - Complete
Calling All Contestants! by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When six archers from different worlds and times are summoned to Rivendell, the result can only be the most epic archery competition in the history of the bow. Will we finally get an answer to the question "Who is the greatest archer in the worlds?" Crossover, featuring characters from LOTR, Narnia, Avengers, Brave, Hunger Games, BBC Robin Hood, and BBC Merlin. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,355 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Legolas, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Double Double Trouble by TwinTrouble reviews
Twin girls. Twin eggs. The runaways. Can they hide from the Empire long enough to escape? Or will they be captured and forced into service? But... does anyone know what they're capable of? Whatever the case, there's trouble stirring...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,065 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
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The Unexpected Journey: From A Girl's Eye View reviews
A girl falls into the Hobbit. Everything changes because she is around. Why did Galadriel send her here in the first place? Why does Gandalf say she is here to "save the expedition?" What exactly is going on? Robin is a girl with some skills, but not the type to go against dragons, and definitely not the type to save anyone. Why her? Rated T just to be safe. R&R. Criticism wanted!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013
A World of Dimensions: Van Helsing & Co reviews
1st fanfic about 2 girls from our world who meet the vanhelsingco.No special powers,no being related to the movie characters,just typical teens.Please Rate&Review.1stfic.Rated T,probably K. NO bad language.A heckordarn if the situation is stressful.ENJOY
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
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