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Joined 09-15-11, id: 3257487, Profile Updated: 06-13-16
Author has written 34 stories for Misc. Movies, Misc. Plays/Musicals, A Clockwork Orange, Little Shop of Horrors, X-Files, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Max Headroom, Foundation, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, One Piece, Kingsman: The Secret Service, and Memento.

Hello, fellow humans. I'm just a person who likes to write, read, and watch stuff. With some listening to stuff thrown in for good measure.

My Fandoms:

The X-Files

Works for this fandom: Schreckgespenst, Stay, Loss, Marita's Lament, an upcoming multi-chapter fic about Krycek's backstory [I put the writing of it on hiatus for now]

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic or platonic Mulder/Scully (depending on what season it is), one-sided romantic Krycek/Mulder, mutually platonic Scully/Skinner, one-sided romantic Skinner/Scully, mutually romantic Covarrubias/Krycek, one-sided romantic Doggett/Scully.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Works for this fandom: Boss of Me, Stranded, The Great Ray of Kferri, The Survivors, The Interstellar Discotheque

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Zaphod/Trillian, mutually platonic Ford/Arthur.

Max Headroom

Works for this fandom: A Clockwork Headroom (crossover with A Clockwork Orange), Watch More TV, Babies Ever After, We Could Have Had Peller (a crossover with H2G2; gift for ElegantButler)

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Edison/Theora, one-sided romantic Bryce/Theora, mutually romantic Bryce/Jenny, one-sided (occasionally mutual) Blank Reg/Dominique, mutually platonic Blank Reg/Dominique, mutually romantic Blank Reg/Poncho.

Concept Album Multiverse

Works for this fandom: Changes or Concept Album Extravaganza, Will They Come?

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Floyd Pinkerton/Ziggy Stardust (my OTP, as a matter of fact)

Little Shop of Horrors

Works for this fandom: Suppertime, The Morning After

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Audrey/Seymour

Isaac Asimov's Robot Series

Works for this fandom: One Night on Solaria, The First Goodbye

Ships for this fandom: mutually romantic or platonic R. Daneel Olivaw/Elijah Baley

One Piece

Works for this fandom: Midnight Rendez-Vous, Aftermath, a few upcoming one-shots [haven't started writing any of them]

Ships for this fandom: mutually platonic Luffy/Nami, mutually romantic Zoro/Sanji/Robin, mutually romantic Franky/Robin, one-sided romantic Zoro/Sanji, mutually romantic Shanks/Makino, mutually romantic Usopp/Kaya.

Back to the Future

Works for this fandom: Just Like You, If Only, It's Alive

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Marty/Jennifer, mutually romantic Doc/Clara

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Works for this fandom: Somebody Stepped Inside Your Soul, Behind the Screens, Boundaries, It's Like You Just Woke Up..., Paper Faces on Parade, I'm Still Here, Your Last Mission, A Risk Worth Taking, an upcoming multi-chapter fic about Harry and Merlin and their respective backstories [currently writing this one, hopefully to be posted later in 2016]

Ships for this fandom: Mutually romantic Merlin/Harry, mutually romantic Valentine/Gazelle

All other fics are mere flirtations with fandoms. I wouldn't sleep with them or anything. :P My concept album works, such as Outside the Wall, Counting Out Time, and the Ziggy Stardust musical, would fall under the fandom mentioned above, except that they're not specifically in the multiverse.

That's all for now! Thanks for taking the time to click on my profile!

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Crossing The Threshold by LionessInTheSmoke reviews
There is a bit more to a Scottish New Year than Harry is aware of. Young Malahad, rated for language and implications.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22 - Merlin, Harry Hart/Galahad - Complete
Home Is Wherever I'm With You by bearfeathers reviews
A collection of Merlahad & Percilot one-shots and tumblr prompts. Current chapter: "Three Hail Marys and a Hallelujah." After six years, Merlin and Harry finally get down to the business of discussing where they went wrong. (Merlahad)
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin] [Lancelot, Percival]
The Moment by Marzi
This is the big damn moment in films where The Kiss happens. And by god, does Merlin want that to happen.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Merlin, Harry Hart/Galahad] - Complete
Not So Bad, After All by BlackBandit111 reviews
When he wakes up, he immediately knows he's sick. He's gotta go to school, though, because staying home would mean being around them more, and he doesn't think he can do it. Post movies, Marty's new life. No slash.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Lorraine Baines McFly, Marty McFly - Complete
Gentle Kisses by S. Snowflake reviews
Sometimes scars of the past don't fade, even when we find true love. Takes place in the theatrical cut universe. Rated M for sexuality and themes of abuse and rape. Not recommended for readers younger than sixteen, but great for someone looking for something a little different.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Seymour K., Audrey, Orin S. - Complete
The Last Suicide by elilover2 reviews
This is about how Howard feels during the last scene of the movie Harold and Maude. Please read and review! Might continue, so tell me if I should!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011
On mind changing, and its consequences by Violetta Jones reviews
After witnessing a surprising occurrence, Luffy starts acting unusually weird around Nami. Though, he doesn't seem really sure about it all... Where will this lead them to? LuNa and some ZoRo. Rated M for adult themes and strong language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
A piece of mind by JTheGoblinKing reviews
Messing with David Bowie's head
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jareth - Complete
Who You Are by ElvenPirate41 reviews
Adam’s thoughts after being attacked. Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert fic. Rated for language and what the movies call thematic material.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
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Drabbles
Exactly what it says on the tin. So far these are all Merlahad-centric. Most take place in my regular fic continuity, and most were originally posted on Tumblr.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,814 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/17 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin] G. Unwin/Eggsy
Memory Man reviews
John Gammell has had more rewarding friendships than this one. But how can he turn down the opportunity? No matter where they go, there will always be another John G. One shot, first person POV from Teddy's perspective, set early in the stages of Teddy and Leonard's working relationship. Major spoilers for the movie.
Memento - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4 - Complete
I'm Still Here
Post-movie. Eggsy moves into Harry's old home and thinks back on the brief time they had spent together, as well as what the man meant to him. No shipping, except for a very brief implication of Merlahad that can probably be ignored.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Roxy - Complete
Your Last Mission
Harry's back to the land of the living, and Kingsman isn't quite sure what to do with him. Merlin suggests he try to return as an active field agent, and can't understand why Harry doesn't seem to take his physical therapy seriously. Until he does. He then proposes a better alternative- one last mission. Something of a follow-up to/elaboration o "Somebody Stepped Inside Your Soul."
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Published: 4/1 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin] G. Unwin/Eggsy, Roxy - Complete
It's Like You've Just Woke Up
After V-Day, Harry's life has become a series of awakenings. One-shot, title and structure inspired by the film Memento.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,670 - Published: 2/26 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin] - Complete
Aftermath reviews
After the duel at Water 7 between Usopp and Luffy, the crew gets settled into their hotel rooms. Nami takes the chance to go in and talk to Luffy. She finds it difficult to deal with him on top of the emotional upheaval of the day. (AKA, Luffy is stubborn, Nami is in denial, and Water 7 emotionally wrecked me.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Behind the Screens
Merlin's always preferred to live his life from behind a screen. Until he loses his main connection to the tangible world and has to deal with it. Short one-shot.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12 - [Merlin, Harry Hart/Galahad] - Complete
Somebody Stepped Inside Your Soul reviews
Harry's thoughts during the church scene, and during recovery after. Combo shipping fic and scene study.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, Merlin] - Complete
Midnight Rendez-Vous reviews
When night falls, Nami the navigator always takes watch over their ship. Sometimes she's alone, sometimes she gets company. Luffy/Nami one-shot, set somewhere between Skypeia and the games on Long Ring Long Land.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
It's Alive reviews
Marty is assigned to read the book Frankenstein for school. He's not really interested in it, but Doc is, seeing as Frankenstein is his favorite movie. They watch the movie together, and later enjoy a Halloween movie night. Inspired by the BTTF game. Takes place a year before time travel comes into the picture.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2015
Portrait of a Chaotician reviews
Just a trio of vignettes inspired by The Lost World, all centering around the character Ian Malcolm and each concerning his experiences before, after, and during the events of the movie.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2015 - I. Malcolm, Kelly C., Sarah H. - Complete
Loss
First he lost his child. Then he lost his wife. And now he's lost hope. Exploration of John Doggett's state of mind following the Season 8 episode "Empedocles."
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Published: 2/13/2015 - J. Doggett - Complete
Just Like You reviews
Sometimes Marty visits Doc on the weekend, and sometimes Jennifer tags along. They reminisce on their first meetings. Takes place before the first movie.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Jenniffer Parker, Marty McFly] Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown - Complete
Marita's Lament reviews
Spoilers for the finale of Season 8. After Krycek's death, there's only one person left to mourn for him. (Why the hell Marita isn't listed as a character here, I will never understand. This piece is mostly about her.)
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2014 - A. Krycek - Complete
Babies Ever After
The conclusion of my Max Headroom trilogy. Theora gets pregnant by Edison and Tina gets pregnant by Bryce, but only one of them ends up happy.
Max Headroom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,027 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
The First Goodbye
After their last case together on Aurora, it's time for Daneel and Baley to part ways. Robots Series, post Robots of Dawn.
Foundation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Published: 4/9/2014
One Night on Solaria reviews
There's a contact patch at Baley's bedside. If he touches it, not only will the household robots come to his aid, but Daneel will come too. Robots Series, slight AU of the first night on Solaria. My first work in this fandom, in case anything seems OOC.
Foundation - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014
We Could Have Had Peller reviews
Suppose J. Rivers hadn't been Network 85's candidate in the telelection. Suppose their candidate had had an excess of heads and arms and was widely considered to be out to lunch. Suppose he brought his semi-cousin with him to Earth, and suppose said semi-cousin decided to befriend Edison Carter.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Max Headroom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B. - Complete
Watch More TV reviews
After the events of A Clockwork Headroom have taken place, Theora and Edison must work out their strained relationship while fighting against MacPhisto, a TV executive whose program Zoo TV could bring about an unwanted revolution.
Max Headroom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014
Stay reviews
A short scene following Mulder's breakdown in Sein Und Zeit. Scully comforts him and reminisces on their relationship.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2014 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
A Clockwork Headroom reviews
When teenage gangs start terrorizing the streets, Edison and Theora meet Alex Burgess in hopes that he's the mastermind behind it. Though Alex claims to be innocent, a tragic incident would prove that he's not as "cured" as he claims to be.
Crossover - Max Headroom & A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Alex
Will They Come? reviews
A sequel to my "epic" Changes, AKA Concept Album Extravaganza. On the fifth and last year of the doomed planet Earth's existence, the surviving humans are picked up by otherworldy beings and deposited onto a new planet, where they must build a new society and fend off attacks by teenage ruffians who call themselves the Diamond Dogs- and defend themselves from far worse threats.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013
The Survivors reviews
A year after Trillian has left Zaphod on the Heart of Gold, Zaphod is improbably visited by a human whom he ends up telling his story to before finding out that she is connected to one of the people he used to travel with. Sad at the end, as this takes place during Mostly Harmless, and ends with an unusual pairing. Read at your own risk.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Fenchurch, Zaphod B. - Complete
Concept Album Extravaganza reviews
Exactly what it says in the tin. A story featuring several characters from well-known concept albums, such as The Wall, The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway, The Rise And Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, American Idiot, and Mylo Xyloto. Intended as a crossover.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
The Great Ray of Kferri reviews
In between Life, the Universe and Everything and So Long and Thanks For All the Fish, the crew of the Heart of Gold are united for one last time and come across an entirely improbable phenomenon that causes the most unexpected of effects- everyone switches bodies with each other. Characters belong to Douglas Adams, derangment disguised as humor belongs to me. T for implied sex.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P., Trillian, Zaphod B. - Complete
Stranded
Ford discovers that he is stuck on Earth and stumbles across a friendly man named Arthur one drunken night. One-shot. All characters are owned by Douglas Adams. Those who find the two hidden song references win a cupcake (because cookies are overrated).
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Boss of Me reviews
Takes place during Life, the Universe and Everything. Zaphod is depressed and Trillian almost leaves him, before he makes it up to her. One-shot. Songfic to David Bowie's song "Boss of Me."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Trillian, Zaphod B.] - Complete
Schreckgespenst reviews
Based on a dream I had recently. After finding Mulder alone in an enormous shadowy building, with no recollection of how she found him, Scully tries to escape the building, only to find that "they" don't want her or Mulder to leave. My first X-Files fanfic. If the characters are not slightly in character, let me know.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
The Morning After reviews
The morning after the night Audrey dies and Seymour has to feed her body to Audrey Two. I apologize if I got Patrick Martin's dialogue wrong, and as always, none of these characters are owned by me.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Seymour K. - Complete
Suppertime reviews
One-shot. Seymour feeds Orin to Audrey Two. Basically the scene that's going on during the Act I Finale, with some stuff added. None of the characters are owned by me.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Seymour K., Audrey II - Complete
Little Alex reviews
A fic more from the book than from the movie. Just a short one-shot about Alex as a child and how he fell in with a bad crowd. I might write more for this fandom later. All characters are owned by Anthony Burgess.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Alex - Complete
Counting Out Time reviews
A fanfic from Genesis's album The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. Rael buys a book about lovemaking and sets about finding a girl to try its teachings on.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars reviews
A stage adaptation of David Bowie's classic album.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012
Outside The Wall reviews
A sequel to/summarization of the events of the album/movie Pink Floyd: The Wall. You can hold me entirely responsible for any continuity errors. So, what is outside the wall...?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete