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Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, and My Little Pony.
Hey everybody, this is Relocivaptor, formally DeltaShock here, and this is my homepage!
I suppose the reason I made an account here is because I loved the fanfictions, but I couldn't comment on them if I didn't. So, I fixed that. While my main aspiration on here is to submit some stories (hopefully good ones :D), I would also enjoy working as a beta reader. Eventually at least.
But now, I actually enjoy writing stories! And hopefully getting feedback!
So, here are some things about me! (Even if you care or not :P) No, but seriously, here they are. Get over it, they will be there. It's like the Schrodinger's Cat of profiles, except it'll be there 100% of the time except 50% when you look.
But there's also no bunkers... or gunpowder...or cats! That wasn't really a good analogy...
On a side note, I am sorry about how shitty I am at updating. I know, I know, I've been saying that forever. There's no excuse for me not sitting down, opening the next chapter of Chaos Descending (Which I've started and gotten about 1/4 done, no joke) and just writing. I know what I want to write about, and I know it will take me a bit longer to actually put it into words. I'm just a lazy ass bastard. I've started another fic before I've even finished the first one, and I'm ignoring my second one already.
So, time to establish time rules.
First and foremost, chapters of Chaos Descending will come. No exceptions. This is like Rule 34 for this story.
Second comes MLTG:SiM, because I also have a fourth of that chapter done, yet I can't do it.
Third comes this new fic I'm making. I've already written the first chapter and started the second. But sadly, I can't release it until I have Chaos Descending and MLTG updated and reinvigorate hope in the people who forgot about my story since I updated it like last June.
Age: between 10-20 (your guess) (PS. But seriously, do I sound 20?) (PPS. Scratch that, I probably do)
Favorite books: the Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson series, Inheritance( Eragon, Eldest, etc.) series, Gone series (yeah, i'm going all out on the series here) Artemis Fowl, and Ranger's Apprentice.
Favorite games: Team Fortress 2, Portal I and II, Call of Duty series, Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas, Tom Clancy's Endwar, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed I and II, Little Big Planet, Infamous, Pokemon, and League of Legends!
Favorite music- The Fray,Owl City, Breaking Benjamin, Maroon 5, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Kings of Leon, Neon Trees, Skillet, the Lonely Island, Coldplay, LMFAO, and a whole lot more... (I've been told I have a strange taste in music)
Favorite TV shows- Wipeout, Doctor Who, Top Gear (UK version of course), Phineas and Ferb, Teen Titans, Pokemon (I find that the 1st generation was awesome, but it started going down at Hoenn, but I find it ok. I severely dislike Black and White though, so I am never going to mention any Pokemon from that series or events that happened in the series in any of my stories. ) and Futurama.
I've also just realized i didn't put My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on this list, yet I'm writing a story about it! Wow I fail.
Also, I recently discovered Psych, and it is AWESOME.
Favorite Movies- Hmmm...yeah, this is hard. Always had trouble remembering my favorite movies. So yeah, forget that.
Rush Hour series is definitely in here though. Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are like the ultimate Asian/Black combo.
Some of my favorite quotes:
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life-- Winston Churchill
"Speed never killed anyone; suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you."
"How hard can it be?"-- Jeremy Clarkson (Top Gear UK)
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. -- Jack London
"Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, EVER put in a trap."
"And what would that be, sir?"
"Me."-- Doctor Who
J.T. Waring:"Do you understand about honor, Mr. Spencer?"
Shawn:"Of course I do, I have a bootleg copy of Saving Private Ryan at home."--Psych
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit, it's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth! But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! --Rocky Balboa
Cyborg: "You know what we should do? He should go out for WAFFLES! Raven, you like them WAFFLES don't you?"
Raven: "More than life itself..." --Teen Titans
"I know what you mean Ferb; it does seem like more than 104 days."-- Phineas and Ferb
THE 4TH WALL MEANS NOTHING!
Pinkie Pie appears* "What's the fourth wall?"
Look what you've done Pinkie! You broke it again! Be careful now, those are some sharp edges.
So I decided to do this because I was bored, and I got some pretty awesome results.
Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.
Opening credits: Angel With A Shotgun- The Cab (Not sure if my life should start out with a shotgun, but eh)
Waking up: Never Surrender- Skillet
First day of school: Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
Falling in love: Sweet Victory- David Glen Eisley (AWW YEEAH BOY. Victory indeed
Fighting: Numb- Linkin Park (So I feel no pain. I win?)
Breaking up: Still Gettin' It- Skrillex (Haha, broken up and I still get it! What am I getting?)
Driving: Uprising- Muse (Yeah, I got nothing here... Moving on)
Flashback: Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO (What.)
Mental Breakdown: So Big- Iyaz
Getting back together: Good Feeling- Flo Rida ft. Avicii I suppose this one makes sense at least. It would be a good feeling)
Wedding: Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites- Skrillex (Who am I getting married to now?? I DO NOT WANT THIS)
Birth of a child: Still Alive- Jonathan Coulton (Portal)
Final battle: Animal- Neon Trees (Of course I'd be an animal. I'm that awesome! *Looks around at adoring fans* Where is everyone?)
Death scene: Lighters- Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars (I suppose this could be worse)
Funeral: Hero- Skillet (That's a nice one)
End credits: I Will Not Bow- Breaking Benjamin (This isn't a bad one either, but I really wish I had gotten Still Alive for this one! CURSE YOU SHUFFLE)
(I'm also a brony now...Fluttershy is best pony! Oh and Rainbow Dash- like a boss. And Luna!) Confound these ponies! They drive me to change my profile!
Also, Cadence is pretty cool, but I saw how Fluttershy was clever in that fight with those changelings. Clever Fluttershy is still top pony in my book.
I am writing some short stories as well as a Pokemon/MLP:FiM crossover now, so look out for those!
CHEERILEE IS STILL BEST BACKGROUND PONY. I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ANYONE ELSE'S CLAIMS. LUNA IS THE CLOSEST TO TOPPING HER, BUT CHEERILEE IS STILL WINNING.
And lastly, if anyone feels like playing TF2 or League of Legends with me, add me on Steam or LoL! Relocivaptor for Steam and DeltaShock16 for LoL!