Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hi, I'm bored. Decided to change the profile.
Name: You pheasants can call me Soul (yes I just called you all game birds, which are yummy)
Age: I'm in college and high school, take a guess.
Likes: Anime, conventions, reading, writing, history class, my OC's, people I like, cute animals, etc.
Dislikes: War, prejudice people, dogs licking me, squashes, eggplant, limited time in a day.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" -Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it" -Nick Fury, Avengers
"You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world" -The Doctor, Doctor Who.
"Five cats for five Deutschmarks at Arby's! Fucking cat!" -Germany, Paint it White Bloopers
"Here comes chaos!" -Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"I'm on a see-food diet. I see food, I eat it." -My friend when we were at Subway
My Friends' ringtone for me:
"Go, now, don't drop the banana!"
"Good source of potassium!"
The 9th Doctor yelling to Capt. Jack Harkness.
Soul Having Fun
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( how would you even do that?!).
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (no duh idiots)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (It already happened dumbass)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Nooo it's cold!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (ouch!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts. I don't want to change that one!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another place to use it? Space maybe?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What?!)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Nope I want berries in my nuts!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (smacks forehead)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
Soul: Hahahahahaha Captain Obvious to the rescue!
Soul: Hey, shouted out to my friends SexyCanada. She mentioned mentioned us on her page. She's a fun person and a great writer. I met her one summer and haven't seen her since, but we've managed to stay untouched through the wonderful world of the Internet (and fanfiction).
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