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hello ima chick from NZ i love reading on the computer and have been through several phases...

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artemis fowl

sooooo much manga faves to much too count but skip beat ourun high school host club the wallflower over 200+ more that i love!!!!!!!!!!!!

but my abosolute favourite ever thing to read at the moment is draco and harrys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for readin :) thought i better do 1 cuz i love reading others

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Controversial Issues: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

- copyied from jessica499499

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Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
JK Rowling said: "If Merope had lived and raised Voldemort, he would have turned out to be much different, probably a better person." But just how much different? And how much different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? What if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he goes through desperate means to hide it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,371 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 21h - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Pave the Way by couchbarnacle reviews
Filled for a Kink meme that asked for Kid!John in love with Babysitter!Sherlock. Basically, it's just an excuse for fluff of epic proportions.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,675 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10767 - Favs: 6,235 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fully Operational by Lunavere reviews
Customizable androids usually take twelve months to create. Jim Moriarty was willing to pay for his customized android to be fast tracked to merely eight months. Upon awakening, John Watson can tell something's not quite right with his owner, but he doesn't know exactly what or how to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Detective and His Blogger by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Against the Clock by Lunavere reviews
For years, Jim Moriarty never feared Mycroft Holmes. There was nothing the man could do to him, after all. Not even torture fazed him. And then John Watson came into his life...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [John W., J. Moriarty] - Complete
John's Gamble by Kelouisa reviews
John Watson is desperately trying to gather money to pay a blackmailer. Sherlock Holmes makes an indecorous offer to Doctor Watson at just the right time. What starts out as sating his lust may turn out to be the making of the man.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Sherlock and the Huntsman by Kelouisa reviews
Snow White pastiche. A beautiful prince, a jealous King, a poisoned apple. Can love between Prince Sherlock and John the Huntsman break the curse? Some humor, some Reichenfeels, all Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Long Time Coming by Atlin Merrick reviews
Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,157 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry Potter finds himself lonely living in Grimmauld place on his own. He decides he needs a roommate. Draco Malfoy is sick of living with his mother, he is now twenty-five after all. He decides he needs to move out. WARNING - Eventual Harry/Draco, mentions and examples of other relationships throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,558 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wanderer by Kelouisa reviews
After the Fall, John joined Doctors Without Borders. Far from London, he's stopped hearing Sherlock's voice and seeing him around every corner, until one evening, a new driver, Sigerson brings the supplies to Dr. Watson's little clinic. M/M Slash, Adult content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
City Of Malec by Whitney23 reviews
After Chairman Meows birthday party in City Of Bones, Alec decides to revisit the High Warlock. ((EDITING)) ((RATING MAY CHANGE))
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B., Chairman Meow
Mothers and Minuets by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
John finally gets to meet the infamous Mummy - Penny Holmes. She hosts a ball in celebration of them and he catches a glimpse of Sherlock's past and what led to the creation of the Sherlock he knows and loves.*Finally updated*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Worth It by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John recieves a minor injury during a case, and Sherlock's reaction makes John wonder if Sherlock is the best friend he's ever had. Or, possibly, the worst. Johnlock. Fluff/Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Here there be cuddles and tea and the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Going Home by chocolamousse reviews
Sherlock has too many secrets and just longs for home. John goes from shock to shock and has the BAMFiest time of his life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sniffer Dog by TSylvestrisA reviews
If anyone had asked him, Robbie could have told them the way they were handling Holmes was all wrong. They were giving him lots of attention for behaviour they didn't like, and for a man or dog as lonely as Holmes, even negative attention was better than being ignored. (Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To See Him Smile by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
A smile.That's all Molly wants to see. But its not going to happen. She knows that now. Not until this is all over and Sherlock is free to see John. John is the only one who will be able to make him smile again. Which is only fair considering Sherlock is the only one who will ever make John smile again.Post-Reichenbach angst/reunion fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,641 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Another Life to Live by Medorikoi reviews
It was almost as if he had died, to look into the eyes of a three year old Sherlock and know that they no longer shared the memories of the past.But what if this time could be better? What if this time he could protect him? Child!Sherlock Child!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 165,895 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Just Enough Trust by My2BrownEyes reviews
An offhand comment makes Loki want to meet the real Steve Rogers. Pre-Slash and Slash Loki/Steve. Rated M for a reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,549 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Glimpse of Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,836 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voice Like Thunder by JezebelGoldstone reviews
It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Middle Ground Triptych by TSylvestrisA reviews
Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
John's Drawers by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock snoops through John's drawers and finds something. . . unexpected. Silly, fluffy, ridiculous fic. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Simple Cruelty by skylights22 reviews
The war ended. As Harry returns to his final year, he captures the interest of two enemies who begin to notice that the hero is not so much of a hero and not so much of an enemy after all. HPDMSS Inspired by Triquetra by Mottlemoth Major slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dreamer by Ariane DeVere reviews
All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Problem with Sign Names by rumandmoney reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Closed Lips by ellie.hell reviews
Five year old Sherlock and his best friend, John Watson, discover that when kissing is involved, experimenting is the best way to learn.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 6,168 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cheekbones by BluePanther2 reviews
Sherlock was gay and John knew it. He just had to find a way to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cello Suite No 1 by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John has a nightmare and Sherlock uses one of his many techniques to ease him back to sleep. Basically fluff. Established John/Sherlock relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Worth a Wound by The Blue Raven reviews
When John is injured on a case, Sherlock makes his feelings towards his new lover clear. Set after my fic "First Kiss"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Three Cases, Three Johns by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Three different aspects of John's personality brought out by three different cases. Companion piece to Three Cases, Three Sherlocks, but it isn't necessary to have read that. Established Sherlock/John relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fear Not by couchbarnacle reviews
Ex-Army Doctor, Fluffy Kitten, Adorable Hedgehog, Three Continents John Watson meets the only person who has ever disapproved of him: Mummy Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock Said The Wrong Thing by RemyDico5 reviews
And 1 Time He Said Something Right. John is angry and Sherlock doesn't know what he did wrong. All he knows is that John won't have sex with him until he says the right thing. Sherlock/John established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Getting Tedious by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
His own worst enemy by Stephanniexo reviews
Draco Malfoy imagines things that aren't there between Harry Potter, his boyfriend and Ginny Weasley, Harry's ex girlfriend. It all stems from a couple of rumours he heard in the bathroom. DracoxHarry established.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
BBCSH 'Trauma: Blunt Force Object, Variation 1' by tigersilver reviews
PWP, fluff, hallway snogging, first times. Um, make that 'fast times'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
From Here, Light by ColgateKiss reviews
AU in which John Watson is a third-year medic at Cambridge University, and Sherlock Holmes the upstart Fresher he unwittingly inherits as a College Son. And what happened then... Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,316 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
This Man's Heart by ellie.hell reviews
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,450 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Tea, Internal Female Organs, and the Internet by Moonlite Knight reviews
John is having a quiet, well deserved afternoon off with a paperback and tea. Sherlock and the internet come along and ruin it. Crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Defenestration by Fool Who Follows reviews
Verb, to throw out of a window. A 221B drabble of what Sherlock said to the CIA man after John went downstairs. S2 spoilers. Now with bonus chapter, The Illustrious Present.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H.
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Moment by Lioness's Heart reviews
AU. Oneshot. There were some days when Rosto hated mornings. This was one of them. Beka/Rosto.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper] - Complete
Trouble Shared by A Benediction reviews
Or: The Many Ways In Which John Watson Rescues Sherlock Holmes From His Own Idiocy. As we join the boys, Sherlock has sustained an embarrassing injury which only John can treat. Things can only get worse - in a funny, hurt-comfort-sick-fic kind of way!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Our Lives in Objects by ongreenergrasses reviews
We are all reflected in our possessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Switchblade Glances by Cola Karmon reviews
Draco is the successor to his Family's Mafia. Harry is the leader of the most powerful street gang in the city. More than bullets are going to fly. AU. Warnings for language, violence, sexual content and character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Point Blank by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That One Special Gift by Deklava reviews
Sherlock wants to give John a special Christmas present: himself. But a problem needs fixing first, and only Mycroft can help. Rated M for Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Worth It by Tinn reviews
Rosto reflects as a relationship unfolds. Mastiff compliant, here there be spoilers!
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper - Complete
Ulysses and other tales by Moranion reviews
Sherlock thinks he knows the world, but years pass and the journey is long, and John Watson will always remain a mistery. S/J. Warnings: non-explicit sex, spoilers for The Scandal in Belgravia, brief discussion of theoretical incest. I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Additional Information by AGirloftheSouth reviews
John becomes jealous and angry at Sherlock. Is it justified? Co-authored with ScopesMonkey and cross-posted at her site.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bless the Rains by mazarin reviews
Follows "This Thing That I've Become". Sherlock and John are back in London. But things aren't always as perfect as expected, and John still has a few things to learn about himself. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Protector by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
One Christmas Eve, Vernon Dursley goes too far. A desperate Christmas wish for safety, love, protection; calls upon Magic and her Vessels. But will a mysterious Seer and a grizzled Auror be enough to fix a Freak... piece by piece?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Alastor M., Harry P.
Check Yes, Check No by ongreenergrasses reviews
It's hard to ask someone if they like you. *INSPIRED BY THE PROFILE PICTURE OF xXxAralasxXx*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anthea by Handful of Silence reviews
Out of all of the persona's she wears, Anthea is probably her favourite. Written for the Tumblr Johnlock Party Team Green
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Anthea - Complete
Business Meetings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is the leader of a powerful group of vampires. Harry is their Ministry appointed negotiator. Cue a series of monthly meetings, arguments- and eventually something else. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Other Side by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec finds an old trunk full of mementos in Magnus's closet and is upset to find that there's nothing in there to remind Magnus of him. Or is there? Inspired by the short story "Magnus's Vow".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Our Mutual Sofa by mattsloved1 reviews
John is settled quite comfortably on the sofa one snowy day. A battle of wills ensues when Sherlock commands him to share.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Despite Adversity by couchbarnacle reviews
Sherlock's chasing after Moriarty and leaving John behind in the process. Lestrade is charged with picking up the pieces while navigating the landmines associated with the Holmes brothers. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Shameless smut and angst.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,121 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Christening Ron and Hermione's Bathroom by Stephanniexo reviews
A two part short sequel to Bursting Bubbles. There's a teeny bit of Het in the second part and a little Draco/Harry action in the first part. You were warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Top Tips to Keep him Keen by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock worries his fairly new relationship is in trouble. He goes to Mrs. Hudson for advice. Mrs. Hudson apparently goes to Cosmopolitan magazine for advice. Fluffy and silly, but not as cracky as it sounds. Rated T for cursing and insinuations of sex.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Everything I Can't Be Is Everything You Should Be by RemyDico5 reviews
John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fit to be Tied by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Going to Lose by Ranna's Heart reviews
Rosto has a new challenge- to get Beka to scream his name. My gift for all of you trick or treaters out there. Happy Halloween!
Beka Cooper series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rosto the Piper, Rebakah C./Beka - Complete
Your kiss, your fist, your strain by tsukinoblossom reviews
Explicit story involving fisting - read at your own discretion
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Of Mind and Blood by Hannelore-Grace reviews
After the events of Reichenbach, John is injured and gets amnesia. Mycroft, who promised Sherlock he would care for John, steps in and acts as John's older brother. This causes problems when Sherlock returns. Eventual J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Fancy That by Tenshi-Chan reviews
John gets more than he bargained for when he agreed to accompany Sherlock to the annual Holmes charity fancy dress gala, and Lestrade & co. get the shock of a lifetime.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Making Art by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For Sherlockbbc fic prompt: Sherlock is actually a very talented artist. John only finds out when he finds Sherlock's folder of sketches of him: working, on a case, wearing a jumper. There are dozens of sketches of just John. S/J. FLUFF with mild angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Venereal Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
The smutty sequel to "Strange Encounters." John/Jim in part 1, and then Jim/Seb in part 2. Rated M for a reason.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
It's an Experiment by YupThatsMySock reviews
Sherlock kidnaps John's jumpers for "an experiment". John decides it's only fair to kidnap the skull. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come To Morning by sunnryder reviews
LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two Truths and a Lie by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Path of Most Resistance by Blue Tears reviews
AU based on The Adjustment Bureau: According to The Plan, John is meant to be with Sarah. As John's caseworker, it is Sherlock's job to ensure this happens. But John is full of surprises. SH/JW Knowledge of Film Unnecessary
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Comeback Kid by couchbarnacle reviews
Sherlock hasn't always had such firm control of his emotions. One impulsive day at university spells bad news for our budding consulting detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Protect, Exsanguinate, and Defend by couchbarnacle reviews
The In Vein team is back! John and Sherlock face kidnapping, vampire hunters, and uncomfortable emotional displays in this sequel. Slash. RE-WRITTEN! The other version was driving me completely mad.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Wrench in the Plan by Hannelore-Grace reviews
When John unintentionally foils one of Moriarty's schemes, he becomes the target of Jim's next strike against Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Our Men by AnnieVH reviews
Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Strings by angeljaehyo reviews
Sherlock hates strings, but John is a puppet master.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In Vein by couchbarnacle reviews
John's a vampire with a dark past. Will Sherlock help him or hurt him? SLASH. M/M, Non-con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Flirtation Will Stay Inexact by tepid sponge bath reviews
The Science of Flirtation Will Likely Remain Inexact for All Eternity - Sherlock continues to be hopeless at this flirting business and gets surprising advice from an unexpected source who he also tried to chat up, don't ask .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Going Red by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: Lestrade is desperate; so desperate he asks Sherlock for advice on how to woo John. Sherlock, surprisingly, helps. But who is he really helping? J/L, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Science of Flirtation Remains Inexact by tepid sponge bath reviews
The Science of Flirtation remains horrendously inexact - even when Lestrade tries to help Sherlock out with the ladies. A sister-story to "The Horrendously Inexact Science of Flirtation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Genesis by A Benediction reviews
The simple act of Sherlock, expounding to the recently emboldened Molly upon the circumstances in which he suppresses and indulges appetite, sparks a chain reaction. John steps boldly - or is it blindly? - into the fallout. SH/JW, SH/MH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Searching for Fine by Dayja reviews
Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Holmes Is Where The Heart Is by Gameboy Rocker reviews
John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ellie.hell reviews
Sometimes, when John leaves the flat, Sherlock uses one of his possession to indulge in a little bit of autoeroticism.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four Shame, Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
It's possible Sherlock may feel no shame. At all. Ever. John's still not absolutely sure about this, which is why the good doctor enjoys testing his lover's limits, seeing exactly how far he's willing to go.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Physiotherapy, Of a Sort by mazarin reviews
For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Role Reversal by Handful of Silence reviews
More often than not, it's Sherlock rescuing John from being kidnapped by various nefarious criminals. Sherlock never expected it to work the other way round when the time came. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Thin Walls by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Remember how Jace used to hear Maryse sing to Alec through the wall? Well, he can still hear through it. Just...not something as innocent as singing anymore. Malec. A little OOC, so don't say I didn't warn you. M/M, Lemon, Naughty. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of scars and other demons by Moranion reviews
Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,821 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Outsider's Perspective by sunnryder reviews
5 drabbles on what five of the regulars in the life of Sherlock Holmes thought the first time they saw John Watson. Mild slashy sub-text Because seriously, is there a scene where Ms. Hudson *doesn't* imply they're together?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He SaidShe Said by Meltha reviews
Draco and Hermione have somewhat radically different stories about their first date. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waiting There For You by mazarin reviews
"Almost two years ago, this life was ripped from him in a hail of gunfire, creating a hollowed-out shell that life with Sherlock went a long way to fill, in some respects, but certainly not in others." John is sent back to Afghanistan post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Therapist by katkin reviews
After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock's Gender Didn't Matter by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Lies Ron Weasley Told Himself by libowie reviews
I wish I was an only child. She isn't pretty. She loves him best. I will protect them. I am not afraid to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Mirror Without by ScopesMonkey reviews
Drawn into a deeper plot to stop Moriarty, Sherlock sets a risky trap to force his nemesis out into the open. [warning for implied non-con]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things That Burn by Dollymop reviews
Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Truth or Dare by Luna-is-Loony reviews
After a drunken game of truth or dare, Draco is bound to do something he'd rather not. It leads to romance, hilarity, but also some drama. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,248 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Food Shopping with Sherlock by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Written for prompt on Sherlockbbc fic: John tires of going grocery shopping by himself just to have Sherlock point out everything he didn't get per Sherlock's specifications. So next time John goes food shopping he drags Sherlock. Worst Idea Ever!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlocks Phone by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock steps out of line and John looses more than his temper. Yes the summary is short, but I'll give too much away otherwise. S/J. Rated for language, may be a follow up smut chapter but not yet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Moving Day 2: Return of the Flatmate by katkin reviews
Sequel to Moving Day. After 18 months of living apart, John returns to Baker Street with a broken heart, but is Sherlock as uncaring as he seems?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Symbiosis by Handful of Silence reviews
Eight moments to highlight what it has taken Holmes and Watson many years to understand. Eight snapshots of a relationship that makes up a significant part of both their lives. -No slash-
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teaching Sherlock A Lesson by Jennistar1 reviews
John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beyond Tired by AristaHolmes reviews
A throw away line in chapter 12 of my xmas fic inspired this fluffy one-shot. "He wouldn't refuse the detective outright, the one time he had had been an absolute nightmare". This is the story of that one time. Thanks goes to mabaroshi16 for the idea.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gay Chicken by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lestrade's Lists of Terrible Things by lillyankh reviews
All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2010 - DI Lestrade - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Watson vs Holmes by katkin reviews
"John?" "Hmm?" "Who would win in a fight to the death?" "Humans vs. robots?" "No, I mean Sherlock vs. John. In a fight, who would win?" There can only be one winner...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pavlov's Remote by lillyankh reviews
John finds an interesting way to stop Sherlock being rude. Lestrade is suitably disturbed by this. John/Sherlock, mild sexual content, written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/21/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Doldrums and Deep Waters by Eyebrows2 reviews
Holmes has no case, and no cocaine. Watson is bearing the brunt. However, boredom is the least of their concerns, as an uncharacteristic change seems to be coming over the good doctor. These are deep, dangerous waters... Please read and review. *COMPLETE*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,442 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Friday Night, Or: How Not To Hunt For Suspects by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist by lillyankh reviews
Yet another of John's dates with Sarah is interrupted by Sherlock. But why does the detective want advice from Sarah herself? Crack and silliness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Illogical by Fool Who Follows reviews
"That's not what people normally say..." A short introspective from Sherlock, based mostly on ASIP. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Catch A Mackerel by ArkadyRose reviews
Dr Watson falls prey to a gang of kidnappers, who seek to use him as bait for a trap to capture Holmes. From a prompt on LJ. Contains violence and WatsonWhumping.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am by Jennistar1 reviews
Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
A Lesson In Curiosity by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Clary and Izzy are in need of assistance from their local High Warlock. They take it upon themselves to pay him an unexpected visit when their go-between, Alec, is nowhere to be found. They stumble upon a lesson in lemony goodness...MPOV in Ch 2!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Veela Struck by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,275 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Necromancy, Necrophilia, and Nargles by Ayla Pascal reviews
Dabbling in magic can be a dangerous thing. Especially if this magic is necromancy. Draco Malfoy learns this when he helps Harry Potter out on a special project. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Thousand Pearls by Rice-Ball247 reviews
The merman!Prince Harry falls in love with a human that has fallen into the ocean. He begs for the chance to go to the Land of Man, only to realise that a life above the water will only bring him more heartache. DMHP, DMAG, implied RWHP, three-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,732 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shades of Truth, FULL POST by pro-prodigy reviews
Watson, returning from the army with bad memories and no money to start a practice, becomes an escort of a fashion. He's very good at what he does, but never counted on Sherlock Holmes turning his life upside down and taking his heart in the process.SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Android by Rice-Ball247 reviews
android!Draco/human!Harry. Harry loves Draco, but is upset that Draco cannot return his feelings. But with a love this strong, anything is possible! A sweet, flangst oneshot where technology personified just won't admit that he loves his human. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Heat Addiction by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Harry give Draco an ultimatum, and he must choose between the love of his life, or the... other love of his life. DMHP, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Overprotective by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, BekaRosto/ “Rosto, don’t you have a court to run?” I asked, glaring. He winked at me. “Oh, Beka, it’s alright. I just want to meet your new friend.” I sincerely doubted that.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
FML by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coitus Interruptus by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
Some revelations should be made with quiet dignity. And sometimes, things get taken right out of your hands. I do not own Harry Potter, nor make any money from this enterprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts a High School by Wihstrum reviews
When Harry faces a change of environments, he is unaware that this change will stretch beyond a new school, a new home and a new routine. Between new friends and new rivals, Harry doesn't quite see what is about to hit him. AU HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 216,931 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rivals as Bed Partners by Smokes reviews
Harry and Draco have a peculiar romantic relationship, complete with rules to govern them. But a little bit of drink and an ex-boyfriend changes everything. Set during seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fool Rushes In by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anything for Charity by oldenuf2nobetter reviews
When Hermione Granger comes to them with a plan to raise funds for an important charity, Draco Malfoy thinks it's a wonderful idea. Harry Potter, on the other hand, isn't quite as sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Unexpected Answer by jessica499499 reviews
While working on their Defense Against the Dark Arts homework Harry asks Draco an unexpected question and gets an unexpected answer. Slash. Don't like don't read! Reviews help me to improve!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Monitor Duty by Rangersmiababe reviews
The Merry Men see something they shouldn't while on monitor duty
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Life From the Start by LunaParvulus reviews
COMPLETE! A botched up de-aging potion and Harry suffers from the results. Now, Draco is hands full of one adorable Harry. What if Draco came to like Harry in his baby-state? Can both pretend nothing happened when Harry is back to normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,080 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood reviews
After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter Playtime Pals by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Better get that Barbie doll," Harry breathed, pushing Draco back down. Poor Draco was just playing innocently with his dolls, err... action figures, and Harry had to barge in! DMHP slash kinda crackish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Saving Grace by Rizzle reviews
Harry’s had a rough time. He’s about to turn thirty. Ginny has left him. He spends his days unshaven, unkempt, watching Buffy episodes. But he’s not alone. A first-person, Harry POV. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All In A Day's Work by Rizzle reviews
Harry is kidnapped and has to contend with a drunk and nostalgic Lucius Malfoy while he awaits rescue. Short and silly. Slash implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 689 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Lapdance by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
H&D. Well, what does the title say? Read it, love it, wish WiseDraco a happy belated birthday and me too!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood reviews
Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
At the Movies: Oscar Night by LadyKatie reviews
Sequel to Harry and Draco At the Movies. Harry points out the absurdities in Draco’s favorite awards show. Takes place sometime in the future, long after the war, etc. No spoilers. Contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sand Castles & Fingerpaints by Kudra23 reviews
Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,595 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 7,339 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pawn to Queen by Bertie Bott reviews
As Sarah grows she transforms from a pawn to a Queen...A Goblin Queen if Jareth has anything to say about it... This is now a one-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch by Gold-Snitcher reviews
DMHP. Sequel to 'Life'. AU. Things do not always turn-out the way you planned, and no one knows that better than Draco Malfoy. But still, life has a funny way of working out, even when it seems impossible. Est. rltnshps. Music and art in the 'real world'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,359 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Uncharted Territory by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Ever read one of those goofy romance novels and think this would be so much better if it were slash? No? Well, I did, and so this AU was created. A HarryDraco tale, set aboard a ship. Harry's a slave, and Draco's his owner; will love be enough to guide t
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 178 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oh Baby by Seraphic Brat reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts, and an innocent practical joke in Potions goes quite wrong. Harry has to take care of Draco for a whole day, but the Slytherin's not quite his usual self...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'll Always Be There For You by FireFairy1 reviews
Draco and Hermione fall in love,Harry and Ron try and break them up,until they drop Hermione's biggest secret at the Yule Ball and makes Draco think twice about thier relationship.REVIEW!a twisting ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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