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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Doctor Who, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Hi,

I'm Fred Weasley Watcher and I love not only Fred Weasley but also his actor, James Phelps! I don't know how anyone in the entire world could live without them, but then again, how can anyone live without the marvellous, magical Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling? That one author changed my love forever.

But anywayz...

Age: 16

Writing ability: Not great but alright.

Fav bands/artists/singers: Linkin Park, Metallica, Paramore, Kelly Clarkson, Chameleon Circuit, sometimes P!nk, The Script, the Doctor Who orchestra people.

Fav fanfic categories: Harry Potter, Merlin, Narnia and Doctor Who .

Characters I absolutely HATE (the actors are good but the actual characters are just... ): Ron Weasley (Harry Potter), the tenth Doctor duplicate (Doctor Who), anyone from TWILIGHT (the actors are alright, but seriously? The most boring thing in the world!!!!) and other various ones that i can't think of at the moment.

Ships: Harry Potter: Luna/Draco, Fred/Hermione, Hermione/Oliver, Draco/Hermione. Doctor Who: 10th Doctor/Rose, Martha/Mickey (there's not enough people, get a move on and write something!) River Song/ 11th Doctor. Narnia: anything Edmund most Pevensie's

And i'm not giving out any more details about me. Creepy stalkers DO exist people!

So on with the jewels of HP fic details...

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.

Fred and George Weasley are proof that even in a dark situation there is laughter to be found.

Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be cool.

Neville Longbottom is proof that cardigans can be bad-ass

Luna Lovegood is proof that conformity is boring.

Ginny Weasley is proof that just being yourself will always attract the person you love.

Draco Malfoy is proof that ferrets can be cool.

Voldemort is proof that looking like a snake is not a good thing.

McGonagall is proof that there is no age-limit to awesomeness.

Mrs Weasley is proof that a mother's love can conquer even the most evil of people.

Snape is proof that love can last a lifetime.

Lily Potter is proof of how far a mother will go to protect her child.

Remus Lupin is proof that no matter what you are, it's who you are that counts.

Percy Weasley is proof that family is always more important than anything else.

Dudley Dursley is proof that even the most horrible of people can change their ways.

Mad-Eye Moody is proof that even the toughest of us can fall.

Fleur Delacaour is proof that there can be more to a pretty face.

Bellatrix is proof that even insanity can look good.

Harry Potter is proof that love will truly conquer all.

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember James

When I see a stag run by.

And I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I watch someone die.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love,

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous,

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years,

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time,

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good,

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good,”

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course,

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights,

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I’d do anything for family,

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper,

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring,

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me,

I promise to be careful (constant vigilance!),

For Moody’s sake, of course,

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed,

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right,

I promise to remember The Marauders,

When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”,

I promise to remember Luna,

When someone doesn't care about what the world says about them,

I promise to remember Bellatrix Lestrange,

When I have to be loyal to the one I love,

I promise to remember Wormtail,

When I see someone being controlled by fear,

I promise to remember Remus Lupin,

When I have chocolate.

Choose one subject of Fanfiction (e.g. Harry Potter, etc.) and pick 10 of its characters.

1. Fred Weasley

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Hermione Granger

5. Ginny Weasley

6. Harry Potter

7. Severus Snape

8. Lucius Malfoy

9. Griphook

10. Albus Dumbledore

1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you?
Yes! And I love every minute of them!

2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten?
INCONCEIVABLE!

3. What would be the description for an Eight/Three fic?
Horror

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine?
Action

5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be?
Badminton/ Shuttle Cock

6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating?
Malfoy Manor’s Cellar

7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot?
NO!

8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic?
NO!

9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic?
Either horrific and terrifying smut or death.

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.
Okay……

Hermione (!!!!!!) and Griphook are in a happy relationship, until Griphook runs off to marry Ginny (!!!!!). Hermione is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Lucius (NOT POSSIBLE) until Lucius cheats on Hermione (who is having a really bad time here) with Draco (HIS SON!?!?!?). Hermione finally takes the advice of Fred and settles in a happy relationship with Luna (Just wrong people).

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all the initials stand for,

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks shipper and proud of it,

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it,

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows),

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed,

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.),

If you love Harry Potter,

If you make random Harry Potter references to your friends to see if they get them (they never do)

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!"

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black,

If you’re a proud member of Dumbledore’s Army copy,

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks,

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel,

If you want to see a Quidditch match,

Then you my friend, are a potterhead, SO HOLD YOUR WAND HIGH!

Some of my favourite lines ever!!

"How much for this?"
"5 Galleons!"
"How much for me?"
"5... Galleons."
"I'm your brother!"
"10 Galleons!" - Ron, Fred and George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"It's the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.."
"Who said that?"
"Me." -Remus Lupin and Kingsley Shacklebolt, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2.

“Could you hurry up and close the door? Your ship’s about to blow up; there’s gonna be a draft.” - Ninth Doctor Who Christopher Eccleston

“Bringing things to order, the first meeting of the representatives of the human race and homo reptilia is now in session.Never said that before. That’s fab.” - Eleventh Doctor Who Matt Smith

“You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up “genocide”. You’ll find a little picture of me there, and the caption’ll read “Over my dead body.” Tenth Doctor Who David Tennant

The Doctor: My head!
[groans in pain]
The Doctor: I'm having a neuron implosion... I need...
Jackie Tyler: What do you need?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Just say it!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Tell me, tell me, tell me!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Painkillers!
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: D'you need aspirin?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I dunno, Pepto-Bismol?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E?
The Doctor: I need...
Jackie Tyler: Is it food? Something simple? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Bowl of soup and a nice ham sandwich?
The Doctor: I *need* you to *shut up*!
Jackie Tyler: Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?

Professor River Song:When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But, however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment, accepts it. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.
(Doctor Who 4x09 - Forrest of the dead)

"This is my timey wimey detector it goes ding when there's stuff it even cooks eggs"- "Blink" : Doctor Who

"Are you Jon Arbuckel and is today your birthday"

"Yes"

"Congratulations Arbuckel we shall now celebrate your birthday by taking you to the worst restaurant in town force feeding you the worst food they have making mean jokes about you in front of your friends and dressing you in a costume guaranteed to make you wish you were never born"

Garfield and Friends

Tenth Doctor: [excited about meeting his past self] Oh there it goes! The frowny face! I remember that one! Mind you, a bit saggier than I ought to be. Hair's a bit greyer. That's 'cause of me, though. Two of us together has shorted out the time differential. Should all snap back into place when we get you home. You'll never close that coat again but never mind that! Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the stick of celery... yeah. Brave choice, celery. But fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable.
Fifth Doctor: Shut up! There is something very wrong with my TARDIS and I've got to do something about it very very quickly. And it would help... it really would help... if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him!
Tenth Doctor: Oh. Okay. Sorry... Doctor.

"You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, but if it's staring you in the face, nope. Can't see it. There's a scientific explanation for that: you're thick." The Doctor

"When he's stressed, he likes to insult species. Cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than." Rose Tyler

"You want weapons? We're in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world! This room's the greatest arsenal we could have." The Doctor

"Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Talk stories about caves. It's good fun...if you're a hermit." The Doctor

"I'd better park her properly. She might drift off to the Middle Ages." The Doctor about the TARDIS

"Heh heh... I talk too much, that's my problem." The Doctor

"You two, we're at the end of the universe! Right on the edge of knowledge itself, and you're busy...blogging!" The Doctor

"OH! I'm thick! Look at me - I'm old and thick! Head's too full of stuff; I need a bigger head!" The Doctor

"I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists." The Doctor

"Actually, the most impressive thing about you is that, after all this time, you're still bone-dead stupid." The Doctor to The Master

"Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"- The doctor

"I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it"- the doctor

"If you don't do as the Doctor says, I'll cut out your heart."- Leela- Doctor Who

"I'm the Doctor, I'm a Time Lord, I'm 903 years old, I'm the man whose going to save all your lives and the six billion people on the planet below - You got a problem with that?"- the doctor

"I'm researching," she told him sternly. "No funny comments about the pictures."

"But look at that guy! He's clearly constipated."

"He eats people's brains!"

"Exactly!" - Cassandra and Cole- Another one bites the dust by Jennifer Rardin

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IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

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If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

My Boy Side

You love hoodies. X

You love jeans. X

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team. X

Shopping is torture. X

Sad movies suck. X

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. X

you watch sports on TV. X

gory movies are cool. X

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games. X

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. X

Baggy pants are cool to wear. X

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X

Sports are fun. X

Talk with food in your mouth. X

Sleep with your socks on at night X

Total: 17

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick. X

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner. X

You wear the color pink (sometimes)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall. X

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. X

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. X

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. X

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies. X

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing X

Total: 8

Heaven didn't want her, Hell was afraid she'd take over - copy and paste this to your profile if that person is you =D

I'm a PROUD member of the Ravenclaw house in the forum Hogwarts Online II. We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. Come and be sorted with the rest of us!

I’m the girl who guys never look at.

I’m the girl who isn’t called pretty, that’s my friends.

I’m the girl whose friends complain to, about being liked by too many guys, when she doesn’t get any guy’s half glance.

I’m the girl who never goes to dances because no one will notice me anyway.

I’m the girl who is looking for love, but is scared to take the first step.

I’m the girl who has never fallen in love, but knows when the time will be right.

I'm the girl that likes books more than boys.

I'm the girl who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

I'm the girl who always wonders what she did wrong.

I'm the girl who writes to escape.

I'm the girl who just wants to help.

I'm the girl that really wants to make a difference.

I'm the girl that sticks to her values.

I'm girl that refuses to believe that this is it.

I'm the girl that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I'm the girl who won't give in.

I'm the girl who won't give up.

I’m that girl.

100 Australia for Overseas Travelers

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website.

1) Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then sit around watching them die.

2) Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A. Depends how much you've been drinking.

3) Q. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the rail road tracks? (Sweden)
A. Sure. It's only three thousand miles so take lots of water.

4) Q. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A. So it's true what they say about Swedes.

5) Q. Which direction is north in Australia? (USA)
A. Face south and turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the instructions.

6) Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A. A-U-S-T-R-I-A is the quaint little country bordering G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, which is...oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

7) Q. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A. Yes, gay nightclubs.

8) Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A. Only at Christmas.

9) Q. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A. No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

10) Q. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake venom. (USA)
A. Rattlesnakes live in A-M-E-R-I-C-A, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

11) Q. I was in Australia in 1969 on RR, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A. Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

12) Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A. Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot (Twilight):

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov (Vapire Academy):

1) Who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2) He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (Yep, I'm talking to you Edward!)

3) He's wonderful to imagine talking or being when no one is watching :D

4) Dimitri can kick ass (Yeah, so watch it Adrian :-D)

5) He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6) Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampires are real

7) Dimitri makes me believe in God (a Russian God that is)

8) He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9) He's a ninja!

10) He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets would he have.

11) He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12) He's HOT!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Working Paris by julietrose26 reviews
Hermione goes on a trip with Fred and George to expand the store but finds something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] George W. - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 12,426 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Destined to be Mates by nature love 95 reviews
"What do I have to do to convince you Granger?" He whispered harshly as he gathered her in his arms, taking in her scent. "Don't go. I don't want you to get hurt!" Voldemort and his Death Eaters are ready to attack Hogwarts. Veela!Draco, Mate!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Serving the Crown by chuochuo reviews
Peter learns that Edmund has tried to enlist before his last visit to Narnia. Follow-up on a scene at the beginning of VoDT. Sibling fluff. Movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Downside-Left reviews
Arthur and Merlin are hunting when they stumble across a rather strange clearing. Inside that clearing is Kilgharrah, who has a few things to say, much to Merlin's horror. Set after 'And I'm Not A Drunk', although reading that is not necessary.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stuff of Legends by one.twilight.sun reviews
These are unconnected, short bits that I'll write over time of all those lovely scenes that one always assumes happened, but weren't seen between the Doctor and his Rose. Featuring Rose, 9, 10 and company. Some AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fred and George Weasley and the Monster's Shoes by Bad Mum reviews
There was a monster in the wardrobe in Fred and George Weasley's room. They knew because Charlie told them so. Fluffy little Weasley story, inspired by a random HP story title generator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Fred W., Charlie W. - Complete
The Blossoming of Jessamine by Irwaen reviews
A story based after the first Poison Diaries book about Jessamine and how she changes. Note. Rating changed due to slightly more adult content in the later chapters
Poison Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jessamine L., Oleander - Complete
Rise of the Red King by GarGoyl reviews
Evil has triumphed in Camelot,while Arthur Pendragon and Merlin are lost and sentenced to Underworld for the rest of their days. While there's no hope left,an ancient prophecy has yet to unfold.Morgana/OC,Merlin/OC,Arthur/OC. Warnings:Dark/Angsty/Gore
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And I'm Not A Drunk by Downside-Left reviews
A conversation between Gwaine and Merlin pre-Season 4. Humor. Mild Arthur-bashing, but all in good fun, because it's Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Always and Forever by CarlitaM reviews
Hermione went missing and was presumed dead after the final battle, leaving a heartbroken Fred behind. Fifteen years later, a teenager barges into the Burrow claiming to be his daughter and that her mother needs his help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
Triumph by Bad Mum reviews
The shade Of Bellatrix Lestrange wants revenge on the woman who killed her. Who better to use than that woman's son? For the Legitimately Challenging Challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum, and definitely the weirdest thing I've ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bill W. - Complete
Merlin Who by PartlyInsaneEvilKitty reviews
CRACK fic! Lots of references to random stuff. It complete craziness. I am suffering from writer's block.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, Merlin - Complete
A wrong number turned right by SimplySomething reviews
A new craze has attacked the wizarding world! Messengers are the wizarding version of cellphones, Luna gets one and stumbles upon a mystery number and falls in love. woohoo completed my first fanfiction c: definitely more to come!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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A duel of two brothers reviews
A lighthearted and (hopefully) funny of Ron and Fred's struggle to win Hermione's heart. Rated for language and reference to adult themes. Not too bad though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W.
One part brave, three parts fool reviews
Fred is suffering from nightmares and George can't help because of his twin's stubborness. Can Harry though?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - George W., Fred W.
Love is damn painful reviews
The final war at Hogwarts has just ended and Hermione Granger was not moving. Fred Weasley finds a way to go into her unconsciousness delirious dreames and tries to free her from the evil clutches of her very worst nightmares of her childhood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,807 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
This ain't a fairytale!
J.K. Rowling meant to make a difference, to share a story, to apologize, to make sure everyone knew it was alright. She didn't make it for amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,058 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P.
Guess what? Hogwarts has a band!
Hogwarts have a BAND! Well they will once the Slytherins and the Gryffindors can play nicely with each other. I mean, really! Is it that hard to be nice to each other? Anywayz... Fred and George are at the core of things so I wonder what's gonna happen... i sure don't know
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A true Edmund reviews
Random piece of fluff that i thought i might write since i'm having a bit of writer's block for my main story. Probably not the best but will depict Edmund as sweet, caring and him, basically. If i get enough reviews I will continue otherwise I won't.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
A Decade Diary
George has been suffering from Fred's death for quite some time when Ginny the devil of a sister she is makes him get over it and do something! Warning: If you are a Fred fan or a George fan may be a bit or a lot deppressing. It literally made me cry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Love, Storm Clouds and Spring reviews
10th Doctor and Fred Weasley grieve over loved ones and what could of been.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Fred W.
Limits
A story about bullying and what it can do to a person. T for self harm, murder and other aspects
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012