Z.C.A
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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3259027, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Supernatural, and Sherlock.

Hey I'm Zoe from New Zealand and I'm hoping I can share a few of my fanfics online here and gain some fans! Yeah you guys rock! Well thats all good then isn't it? I hope so. I love writing short stories! I am entirely obsessed with Supernatural, BBT, Drama, becoming an actor, Bones, and anything writing related. So that sums it up. xD

Favorite show: Supernatural

Favorite food: Chocolate!! Japanese Candy! Anything sour!

Favorite pastime: Reading, Drawing, RP, twitter, Poem and short story writing.

Most favorite thing to see: Reviews! that would be awesome!

Favorite book: Warriors series, Hunger Games, Inkheart, Divergent, Touch of power, Scent of Magic

Favourite author: Almost all of them.

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

Funny Random Quotes:

There's only so long I can do what other people want before I lash out and castrate someone.

Sex is like a Bridge game; if you don’t have a good partner, you need a good hand.

I don't listen to that part of my brain. I've tied up that little voice with chains and a gag. The other voices are getting the branding iron, blowtorch and whips ready for a 'session'.

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I've gotta be me -- everyone else was already taken.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

I am not insane, I am artistic!!

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I hope you got to know a bit more about me now. Cheers everyone! :D

Z.C.A

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Every Breath by Schlitz-Kehle reviews
Poor Sherlock Holmes has nothing to distract him from the temptation to smoke, until John Watson charges through the door, raging from a break-up that he blames on the detective. From there, emotions are resolved, John's sexuality is questioned, and John has found a new dancing partner.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All You Know by N.V.9 reviews
Deidara is married off to Sasori at eighteen. Three years later, after being abused in every way possible, Itachi comes into the picture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara
A bird among clouds by JynxyChan reviews
I don't honestly know how it happened. one minute I'm running away from home, they next I'm being taken to some Akatsuki hideout by a super smexy guy called Itachi. Now,theyre practically family. my loveable, crazy, homicidal family. narutoverse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,371 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Akatsuki
Plants, Poison, Pain, and Love by sasoxsaki reviews
"Look do you want to kill me?" She looked at him maliciously her voice taking on a sharp pitch. "No but I wouldn't mind being poisoned." he replied. lemon... possibly... OC characters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Akatsuki
Connected Shippuden by karin taicho reviews
After ending up in the middle of Konoha, troubles arise for the Akatsuki as the villages target the Akatsuki. And the girls will do everything in their power to keep the Akatsuki from dying. Maybe some love will bloom. Rated M for violence and Hidan. On hiatus. Please read the last chapter for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Akatsuki
Secrets by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
KankuKiba fluff. If you don't like the pairing don't read it. An encounter in the forest leads to something more... One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Kankuro, Kiba I.] - Complete
Daughter of the Sound by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Orochimaru sends his daughter on a mission to the Leaf Village. What will happen when she runs into team Kakashi? Warning, characters are rather OOC in parts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Artist and The Fox by keliathewolf reviews
Naruto is exiled from Konoha and decides to join the Akatsuki, ending up in a very... sticky situation! Pairing: NaruDei Warnings: AU, M-Preg, Yaoi, possible future mature themes. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,043 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Deidara
Deidara ruins Madara's Plan by Pinkyni21 reviews
Deidara searches for Itachi's younger brother Sasuke to try and rebuild their relationship. Itachi's life is in danger due to an unknown illness and Sasuke hates Itachi, how will Deidara be able bring them back together? Yaoi, SasuDei and ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
I'll Be Your Danna by Happii Haden reviews
Sasori is Mr. Popular Playboy. Deidara is the nerd. Sasori can't help but fall in love with him. The redhead finds himself stuck between reputation and Deidara. The fall dance is coming up. Which will he choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My disturbed and mental version of red riding hood by InsanityWriter96 reviews
Itachi, every fangirl's favorite weasel, hid in the bushes with a high-level cloaking genjutsu, staring curiously at the basket in your hands. His amazing weasel-powered sense of smell told him that your basket had several bottles of purple nail polish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Word for It by snowflake98 reviews
Because watching two people and their massive sexual tension is, like, super painful. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
YouTube by Lightning Prime reviews
The Akatsuki members were looking over a website Tobi found in his...uh...laptop. First fic of mine, One shot, Humor, and rated K plus for mild language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Secret Survivor by The.Akatsukis.Fallen.Angel reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one Itachi let live. A jutsu sealing her memories,a new village.she would be safe and brought up right. How did her life go so wrong as to end up in the Akatsuki. DeidaraxOC, SasukexOC. Lemon on chp 22. M for language and such
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Just a Habit by highonpixistixs reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP. It was supposed to be just sex, nothing else. But no matter how much he tried to convince himself otherwise, it was very definite that Hatake Kakashi was falling in love with the blonde haired, blue eyed brat. KakaxNaru, Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
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Is this the real life?
You go on exchange to America for six months only to stumble upon one handsome man who changes all that forever. A love story starring the cast of CWs Supernatural, especially Misha Collins and... You.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,772 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5
The story of Lucifer reviews
The story of Lucifer, an angel, as he fell from heaven and eventually found his emotions, falling in love with a human called Dean Winchester. M for future violence and Eventually Ducifer. Don't like it then don't read it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Lucifer, Dean W.
A Sherlock AU
Sherlock AU. What if John had been delayed and he had never stumbled across his old friend or met Sherlock that day? What if Sherlock's website had never been glanced at and he had never started working for the police, with Lestrade? What if John was the brand new target of a man who was constantly bored with the world? M for future violence etc.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Just a normal lunchtime reloaded reviews
What would you do if you swore you could hear Itachi's voice inside your head? What do you think would happen if the Akatsuki turned up naked in a parallel universe surrounded by school girls? How will our favourite villains get home this time...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki
The Second Nephilm
Liv is a 19 year old Nephilm. Half human, half angel. But she wasn't always. Once Liv was a strong half- necromancer, a raiser of the dead, then her mother attacked. Now half mortal, she lives under the Winchester's protection fearing the day that Crowley may appear to shut the gates of Heaven with her heart. In sync with current episodes (Season 8) WARNING, SPOILERS. VIOLENCE.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Akatsuki in my Pocket reviews
What happens when a 16 year old anime fan finds a member of the Akatsuki in her uniform pocket at school? And how will Deidara react whe he finds himself stuck in another world where he stands only 6 inches tall? OCXDei HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Deidara
A Frozen Flame Reloaded reviews
Basically this is about Sashay, a ninja with pretty unique powers. She has no idea who her parents are and raised herself hidden in the great forest. She ventures into the leaf village but ends up in the hands of the akatsuki during her first exam. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Welcome to Namimori!
A new student attends Namimori High, her name is Yuri. Her parents have just died and everything is changing for her. Especially when her new host family is turned upside down, leaving her host Mother severly injured and Yuri with a new host family...who? PERMANENT HIATUS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Unknown Uchiha reviews
A female Uchiha who had a crush on Itachi survives his destruction of the clan...but for how long? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Akatsuki