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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3259107, Profile Updated: 05-01-14
Author has written 26 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Castle, Avengers, Kamen Rider, Prince of Tennis, Mission: Impossible, Fifty Shades Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Hobbit, and Misc. Tv Shows.

"Two people, yet one author"

Welcome to Coffee-dono's profile page.

Just like the tag line up there says, we are two people but yet we are one author. This line came originally from the series "Kamen Rider W", a series that pretty much explained the dynamics of the two people who are writing the stories under this account.

Now where are my manners? I should have introduced myself first. You all can call me Philip, among the two of us I have the research obsession. My half-boiled partner, you can call Shoutaro. He didn't even bother to suggest anything to put up in our profile page...hmmm...

If anyone has questions feel free to send us a message. We love messages. v()v

Now I'll just leave some space under here in case Shoutaro wants to say something.

Don't forget to bold your letters, aibo.


Yo! This is the hard-boiled detective, Shoutaro Hidari! I see Philip's already started out with the profile page. He's efficient as usual. Then again, he probably knows more about all this than I ever will.

But I definitely agree with my aibo! If any of you have got something to say to us, a case you want us to solve or an idea to put our spin on, go ahead and leave us a message however you do it. Philip will definitely be sure to read them.


Fanfiction Statistics:

Completed Multi-chapter Works:

Together with You [Castle Series CastleBeckett - Caskett] (Complete)
Re-crossing Paths [Avengers Movie - BruceSteve] (Complete)
Behind Closed Doors [Avengers Movie - TonyJarvis] (Complete)
Profile Pictures [Kamen Rider W - ShoutaroPhilip] (Complete)
Despite All Odds [Avengers Movie - ThorLoki] (Complete)
When I'm Gone [Prince of Tennis - NiouYagyuu/Platinum Pair] (Complete)
Mismatched Identities [Crossover: Avengers Movies & MI: Ghost Protocol - ClintEthan] (Complete)
Troubled Minds [Avengers Movie - BruceSteve] (Complete)
Beyond Duty [Avengers Movie - NickMaria] (Complete)

Works on Hiatus:

The Fox and the Wolf [Ace Attorney Series LangKlavier] (Hiatus)

Philip: My first attempt in a rather unusual pairing...if someone's interested enough for me to continue from my pilot chapter then I'd be happy to continue. I don't want to waste my time after all..
Shoutaro: I'm interested in you continuing this story. :D

Philip's Notes [Kamen Rider W - ShoutaroPhilip] (Hiatus)

Shoutaro: Really, Philip? You really enjoy telling the people about what goes on behind the scenes, don't you?
Philip: It keeps our fans happy, doesn't it?

On Shuffle [Avengers Movie] (Hiatus)

Shoutaro: One of Philip's better ideas. You should continue this when you have the chance, aibo. It's a grand idea.

The Journals of Two Hearts [Avengers Movie - BruceSteve] (Hiatus)

Shoutaro: Bruce and Steve really are a cute couple, aren't they? I'm glad we decided to write about them. -adjusts Fedora-

Musings of Caskett [Castle - Caskett] (Hiatus)

Shoutaro: A little plot I got off a real-life experience I shared with Philip.

Ongoing Works:

Our Last Stand [Avengers Movie] (Ongoing)

Shoutaro: The collaborative story bringing together five of our previous Avengers pieces (Re-Crossing Paths, Despite All Odds, Behind Closed Doors, Mismatched Identities and Beyond Duty). Hopefully Philip and I manage to finish this one since everything but the actual story flow in well in place.

The Way Home [The Hobbit] (Ongoing)

Philip: Probably my biggest project ever. I really do hope the readers enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it. Expect a lot more from it since I'm slowly getting more research pieces for it. :)

Worlds Apart [The Hobbit - ThorinBilbo] (Ongoing)

Shoutaro: This is probably just me addressing the hype of the Hobbit. But to be honest I'm actually getting well into the fandom a little bit (I promise it's not a way to get closer to Philip!) so I hope I don't disappoint the mega-fans out there. I'm not as well-versed as Philip is in that fictional realm, but I hope to do it justice. It's a great change of pace and I hope to get it done and update more frequently given all the Dopants I need to be watching out for.

Drabble Series:

Duty [Castle - Caskett]
Hunger [Fifty Shades - ChristianAna]
Incalculable [Avengers Movies - TonyJarvis]
Murmur [Ace Attorney - LangKlavi]
Stories [Artemis Fowl - ButlerArtemis]
Give [Tenipuri - SanaYuki]
Laugh [Harry Potter Movies - SiriusRemus]
Rings [The Voice - Shevine]

Translated Works:

We got some offers from fellow users to have our stories published on other websites, so Aibo and I are pretty stoked about that.

Despite All Odds - German (aeron4) : fanfiktion. de /s /506f1b7b000092bd06813498
Drabble: Incalculable - Chinese (sherry-vermouth)

Random Notes:

Did you know that Shoutaro mumbles things in his sleep? True Story! :D - Philip

Speaking of sleep, did you know that Philip is fond of taking up the entire space of the bed?... No funny ideas people, we're stripped for cash and have to share a bed! Dx - Shoutaro

Shoutaro also loves to make random poses while thinking. It's fun when he thinks out loud. - Philip

Philip enjoys taking care of some Tiny Tower in the iTouch I got him for Christmas. - Shoutaro

As of lately Shoutaro likes invading my bed space with his elbow or his knee. :/ - Philip

Shoutaro has perfected a Gollum/Smeagol voice that terrifies me. - Philip

I didn't mean to scare Philip with that Gollum impression, I swear! TT - Shoutaro


Kudos for curamix666 for our current profile picture!

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Hard to Love by Jameson Rook reviews
"I'm hard to love, hard to love. No, I don't make it easy. I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood. I'm hard to love, and you say that you need me. Well, I don't deserve it, but I love that you love me." Ryan goes to apologize to Esposito after 4x23
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kevin R., Javier E. - Complete
Consanguinity by La Fuego reviews
Defining love, marriage, and family in the quiet TeFu style.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
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The Way Home reviews
[Hiatus] Bilbo finds Kili as a child during a storm and takes him in. He ends up caring for the boy as his own son and raises him in the shire. What happens when one day his worst fears come into reality as Gandalf arrives along with a very real possibility that he's going to lose his son forever?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli
Drabble: Chess reviews
Tezuka and Fuji were lovers, there was no doubt about that. But what Fuji didn't know was that Tezuka was perpetually caught in a game of make-believe chess with one man who shared his feelings with the tensai - Atobe Keigo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Akutagawa J., Atobe K., Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Our Last Stand reviews
A collaboration of 'Re-crossing Paths', 'Despite All Odds', 'Behind Closed Doors', 'Mismatched Identities' and 'Beyond Duty' in a grand plot showcasing a reunion of the Avengers against Odin's wrath when news of Thor and Loki's disappearance reaches his ears.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012
The Journals of Two Hearts reviews
BrucexSteve. Bruce and Steve document their days longhand - keeping journals hidden from view that divulge their thoughts on time spent together.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
Worlds Apart reviews
Dwarves and Hobbits lived in different parts of Middle-Earth for a reason. They lived different lives, upheld different cultures and on most occasions should they meet, not at all get along. But when a Dwarven king and his nephews stumble into the Shire, how will a hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins take to their arrival?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Drabble: Rings reviews
Shevine. A ring on your finger or a ring in a box. Whatever the case may be, these bands are always open to interpretation, especially in the entertainment industry.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
Musings of Caskett reviews
Caskett. Snippets of Rick and Kate's journal entries on random events of their budding relationship.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
Drabble: Laugh reviews
SiriusRemus. Sirius' laugh was infectious, even after all these years. Remus loved to hear it when they were in school together, and much more now that they were older. This helped Remus cope and ease up from an otherwise stressful life living as a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beyond Duty reviews
FuryxHill. Nick Fury and Agent Maria Hill are experts in their field; trained to do most anything flawlessly. But even they couldn't resist the temptation of going astray and letting their feelings get in the way of their work.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Drabble: Give reviews
SanaYuki (Alpha Pair). As Rikkai's vice-captain, Sanada is ready to sacrifice himself for his team; give himself to their captain with 100% gusto.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sanada G., Yukimura S. - Complete
Drabble: Stories reviews
ButlerArtemis. After everything they've been through, Artemis recounts just how much of an impact all these adventures have done to his relationship with his reliable butler.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Troubled Minds reviews
BrucexSteve. Hit with a realization, Steve contemplates on his relationship with Bruce. In turn, the good doctor has little to no plans of letting it end so easily.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mismatched Identities reviews
Clint BartonxEthan Hunt. Clint Barton had a lot of identities to use as a Secret Agent for S.H.I.E.L.D. and one of those identities was William Brandt.
Crossover - Mission: Impossible & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Ethan H., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Drabble: Murmur
LangKlavi. Lang contemplated on his relationship with the evening and the latest addition to it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Published: 9/4/2012 - S. L. Lang, Klavier G. - Complete
Drabble: Incalculable reviews
TonyJarvis. Tony thought he knew Jarvis from front to back, but apparently the "supercomputer" proves to be in incalculable in more ways than he ever expected.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Drabble: Hunger reviews
ChristianAna. Christian shares his thoughts about the important of food and appeasing one's hunger.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Drabble: Duty
Caskett. Rick's thoughts on his relationship with the homicide detective that stole his heart, and the duty she keeps with her victims.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Together with You reviews
Caskett. A developing story on the relationship of Rick and Kate, starting with Kate's trip with her father to France. How will they come together?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
On Shuffle
A collection of Philip's random mini-stories based on his iPod playlist and Avenger pair-ups.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 715 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2012
Recrossing Paths reviews
Bruce Banner, also known as the Incredible Hulk, has traveled the country treating as many patients as he could with his expertise. During his travels from place to place, the good doctor wistfully recounts his feelings towards a certain super soldier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Despite All Odds reviews
ThorxLoki. Thor returns from Earth to deliver Loki to their father. When he hears about what was in store for his brother, Thor starts to think that he had made a big mistake and that maybe he was the only one who truly understood his brother.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
TonyxJarvis. With the Stark Tower undergoing massive repairs after the damage from the invasion, Tony overworks Jarvis to the point of noticing somehing off about the alleged supercomputer.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
When I'm Gone reviews
NiouxYagyuu/Platinum Pair. Niou and Yagyuu disappear. The rest of Rikkaidai go off to find them. Will they find them in time or has it been long too late? A remake of a story of the same title written by BloodySamurai
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Yagyuu H., Niou M. - Complete
Profile Pictures reviews
Philip gets a realization and decides it would be nice to add a profile picture on their account.
Kamen Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012
Philip's Notes reviews
A collection of drabbles about the random things that happen in Philip's life. ShoutaroPhilip
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
The Fox and The Wolf reviews
LangxKlavier. Klavier Gavin and Shi-Long Lang cross paths when a smuggling group from Zheng-Fa enters the shadier sections of LA. With one of the country's treasures at stake, will the two be able to set aside their differences to find it in time?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Klavier G., S. L. Lang