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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3259887, Profile Updated: 03-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Assassin's Creed, Vampire Stalker, Death Note, and Hellsing.

Not gonna write my whole life story here, just the simples.

Things that make Smeggi happy:

Purple

Baklava

Books

The Assassins Creed series, Mario Kart, And Battle Bros (That's the best game to play when the family's around, no matter what age. It's fun to see your twin brother's ass get kicked by Kirby, or you get beaten by your clueless Grampy.)

Piano.

Chris Bingham.

A couple of phrases I like:

"Those who are organized can rule the world."

"This muffin tastes of despair!"

"Nailed it."

"When it comes to choosing between your lover, and your best friend, choose your lover because they are your best friend."

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

Here's the deal. You can call me Smeggi, Smeggs, Smeggars or, what the heck, Nelly, and I call you buddy-buddy-bud-bud? Okay? Even though my new username is Nutella-in-a-bow, still call me Smeggi cause' I like it :3

English isn't my first language. I could use that as an excuse for my grammar mistakes, but because I've been on this site for over a year, I would just be lying. My grammar all-in -all isn't brilliant. I haven't got a GCSE in English literature, because I didn't choose that as one of my options. My strongpoint subject is Philosophy and Applied Ethics.

Most of my OC's (see my DA account for more stories) are either based on people I know, or other fiction characters, for example- Jace Fletcher is based on the Hellsing character, Captain Pip Bernadotte. Their backing stories and their personalities, however, are not always based on those people.

I might get on people's nerves. If I do, I'm sorry.I admit- I am childish, and I apologize for that. But I am who I am.

DA account:
Deviantart.com/smeggi

You won't find me on any Social Networking sites, so don't bother looking just in case you reckon I'm fibbing.


الناس عادة غريبة تشبه لي.


My stories are my pure imagination, and if they aren't realistic in anyway, they're supposed to be that way. Unless I write:

And then a dinosaur appeared and ate up all the naughty Abstergo workers who were trying to murder me! Hooray for the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

-The End.

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Just a Game? by Secret EMC reviews
Emma Black is just a girl. Who happens to "borrow" her dad's Assassin's Creed game. Everything is fine, until she is sucked back in time, where she meets Altair. At age 17. His life changes the moment they meet. Altair/OC. Set BEFORE the game.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Altaïr
Taming a Huntress by Sombrette reviews
Daughter of an Assassin, Savra realizes she is a woman in a man's world, or more like a woman in an Assassin's world and after the death of a family member she seeks revenge. What she finds along the way is...unexpected. An AltairxOC pairing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 283,033 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Altaïr, OC]
The Target of His Heart by SoulReaperNinja713 reviews
Cynthia Richard was a Templar forced into an arranged marriage. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad was the Assassin sent to kill her on the day of her wedding. However, things don't go as planned, and these star-crossed lovers meet face to face. AltaïrOC :EDITED: COMPLETE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 138,222 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Loving Hate by Era-Age reviews
He had thought that she would stay with him, that they'd start their own family. However, that was all to be mistaken, for she left. Now the two of them are forced to confront each other as well as new enemies. Violence, lemons, and language, Altair/Maria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 370,407 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Nearer My God To Thee by Rubrixcubeify reviews
"Sometimes the wolves are silent and the moon howls." George Carlin. The Prowler's mute student has become more than just a fiery apprentice, but the age old-war has a spectacular way of both tearing things apart, and putting them back together.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Prowler, Apprentice
Misunderstood, An Eddsworld Love Story by ruf1ohn1tr4m reviews
When Matt's sister comes to stay in the gang's house, who will fall in love and who will end up in heartbreak? *?XOC
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012
Rest by RipJawWolfFang reviews
Leonardo has been found by the template's and mortally wounded. Ezio will do anything to save his best friend and love Ezio/Leo OneShot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Good Night by iixne reviews
One-Shot! Ezio wants nothing more then to hold Altair while he sleeps... the issue is getting the Arabian to let him do that...-Altair/Ezio, Ezio/Altair- Happy Conflict Fluff!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Love of None by Psycho Valkyrie reviews
A quite girl, who spends most of her time at a bookstore - is somehow drug into a new world. An assassin in training. A whole new person. What will Altair think of his new student?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Altaïr
Maschera by Berylia-Crystalia reviews
Le Carnaval, fête de tous les masques où se découvre enfin le vrai visage de l'humanité. Leonardo est confronté aux désirs qu'ils voudrait taire. yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Maria, Maria, Let Down Your Hair! by Era-Age reviews
This is what happens when you watch Shrek, read Romeo and Juliet again, and have a dream of Altair acting like a total goof. Aha.. Yeah.. I rate this M for how ridiculous it is and to be safe . Altair/Maria of course.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
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Alliance reviews
Sarah is an English Orphaned girl, whose mind was edited by Abstergo. She now remembers her past, but she continues struggling to negotiate with the Pieces of Eden, and the Animus. She discovers the horrors of her parent's deaths, and to make things worse, Becca and Shaun want to find a more powerful POE-The Hourglass. As old faces come along to help, more battles are to be fought.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,865 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Child of None reviews
Novice and English cousin of Desmond Miles, Sarah, may not know it, but she has value greater than the biggest of diamonds. That's why the Assassins fight hard to keep her safe from the Templars. It's a matter of life or death for the young girl- she must learn to endure the disorientation of the Animus, as well as the stings of physical and mental wounds.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., William M.
Hope reviews
Hope is fifteen when she's in a life threatening situation, and confronts a certain red vampire, who gives her three options. Being arrogant and fifteen, she chooses the one to live, though then she asks herself if that really was the wisest decision- is vampirism what she wanted? Now Alucard and Seras have to guide her in the right paths, but the question is: will Hope let them?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Alucard, Seras
Spoilers reviews
Jayni is a thirteen year old girl who holds habits of characters from Death Note. She falls asleep during the film L:Change the WorLd, and wakes up in the world of Death Note. Confronting Watari and L, she introduces herself as 'Lily' and helps them out. But is this the Anime, or a film? Or even a totally new story? And whether a dream, or real life, how would she get back home?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - L, Watari
United reviews
Based two years after 'New to the Creed' and 'Child of None': Bad- tempered teenager Sarah, Dessy's younger English cousin, is sent away from the 'safety' of Desmond's bar, and placed in the hands of her new Mentor, the time-travelling Assassin, Lex. His achievement:to get Sarah to have her 'Baptism of Fire'.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011
Another World reviews
We all know what it was like for Amy Hawthorne with her fist experience with Vigo...but how did Alexander find himself in the 'other' Seattle?
Vampire Stalker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Amy, Alexander Banks - Complete