Author has written 2 stories for Minecraft.
Reader: Examine profile. ==>
The sight of a cool writer's profile fills you with DETERMINATION.
The above sentence is a lie. I'm just a nerdy ace musician who likes to write sometimes.
I like many, many things, including Minecraft, Gravity Falls (RIP), Steven Unsiverse, Over the Garden Wall (RIP), Miraculous Ladybug, Undertale, Homestuck (RIP), Welcome to Night Vale, A Song of Ice and Fire (the books, not the TV show), and musicals.
Most of the things I write are Minecraft-related, seeing that it is very easy to work with. I might also write some Gravity Falls oneshots someday, but I'm not making any promises.
Below you will find my biography (which I wrote Homestuck style and in 2nd person because I am a filthy piece of t r a s h), my ships, a list of my upcoming projects, a list of my current projects, and then my stories.
Reader: Be the kid at the computer. ==>
Your name is BREEZY, and you love MUSIC. You listen to music FAIRLY OFTEN, and you particularly enjoy MUSICAL THEATER AND SONGS FROM THE HOMESTUCK SOUNDTRACK. You can play PIANO, although you have PRETTY MUCH ABANDONED IT AND CANNOT PLAY VERY WELL. Above all, though, you love to SING. You have participated in many CHOIRS AND MUSICAL THEATRE GROUPS, and you also take VOICE LESSONS.
In addition to this, you like WRITING MUSIC and ACTING, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT EITHER OF THESE THINGS. You like to think you are PRETTY GOOD AT WRITING FICTION. You have a fondness for READING AND WRITING FANFICTION containing LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF CHARACTER DEATH AND FEELINGS. You also like to watch ANIME sometimes.
Your fanfiction.net handle is BREEZYVOCALIST.
What will you do?
Breezy: go back to being the reader. ==>
Reader: examine shipping wall. ==>
You examine the shipping wall. It is organized by fandom for easier perusing.
A Song of Ice and Fire
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Welcome to Night Vale
Reader: examine current projects. ==>
Projected number of chapters: 52
Summary: The squids have usurped Minecraftia, and the Sky Army has disbanded. Adam battles for his sanity in prison, while Mitch struggles to survive while on the run. Meanwhile, Seto is thrust into a position of leadership, and a captive Bonks plots a coup d'état with a member of the squid nobility.
Trigger warnings: death, gore
Update schedule: hopefully I'll be able to update 2-3 times a month, but anything can happen.
Notes: I'M TRAPPED
Projected update date: August 1, 2016 or sooner
Fandom: this webcomic is actually original fiction!
Genre: Romance with a dash of fantasy.
Summary: A relationship with many strings attached.
Trigger warnings: death, possible homophobia
Update schedule: ????????????
Notes: I hope you like femslash because FEMSLASH IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET
Reader: examine complete-ish story. ==>
Fandom: Team Crafted
THIS VERSION HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED! I AM GOING TO REWRITE IT AND MAKE IT EVEN BETTER!