TheShmee3
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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3260926, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Vampire Academy.

Hi, I'm Kendall.

I am 8 years old.

My sister, Skylar, or ToriOzera, types and edits my stories, I tell her what to type.

My favorite colors are yellow and red.

My favorite number is 6.

My nickname is Shmee, don't ask.

That was some useless info.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

52) Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.

53) The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters

54) I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.

55) I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do whatever I want.

56) I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.

57) I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles"

58) I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

59) I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".

48) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussy cat?"

60) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

61) Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.

62) I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

63) I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, We're Off to See the Wizard.

64) However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

65) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

66) I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

67) I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows".

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

...Things to do in an elevator...
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

~VA~
Rose or Lissa?
Rose
Rose or Dimitri?
Rose
Dimitri or Lissa?
Lissa
Dimitri or Adrian?
Adrian
Adrian or Christian?
Christian
Dimitri or Christian?
Christian
Lissa or Christian?
Christian
Rose or Adrian?
Adrian
Rose or Christian?
Rose
Better villian:Victor or Nathan(Strigoi, not Adrians dad)?
Victor
Abe or Janine?
Abe
Rose or Mia?
Rose
Lissa or Mia?
Mia
Mason or Eddie?
Mason
Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

I have a serious question for you. Fudge.

You know what I hate? How everyone thinks 'Oh bullying is so bad. I don't bully.' But you really do. The littlest things you don't realize you are doing is bullying. Like spreading a rumor you heard, even that is bullying.
STORY1-IFYOUREALLYTWILIGHT
Earlier today(Dec. 8, 2011) I witnessed this myself.
We started skating in gym this week and my friend stopped by the stage to rest. One of the boys who was sitting on the stage said "Hey -name-! Come here!" We both went over. "Is it true that you gave a blowjob to a 10th grader?" She was totaly confuzed by this. "What?" She asked. "No, were did you hear that?" The boy said, "Everyone knows. I heard it from -name- and he heard it from -name- but I don't know were she heard it from. I know it's true."
My friend was really upset. She skated over tho the locker room and went inside. She sat on a bench and put her head in her hands. "I am sick of these rumors!" she said, "Last summer it was that I sexted -name- and now it's this! They didn't leave me alone for a month last time! Sometimes I just want to" she made a finger gun to her temple and made it go off.
"-name- don't say that." I said, "It'll blow over soon. They don't matter, whatever they say, just ignore it." She cried into my sholder for awhile after that.
If I lose my friend, I don't know what I'll do.
STORY2-TORIOZERA
Just so you know, I came up with fake names for my friends and the bully
My best friend Rachel's brother Brandon was being bullied two years ago. He told th ekid to knock it off but he didn't. We told Brandon to tell Bob that if he ever bothered him again, Bob was going to regret it. We wern't ever going to actualy hurt him, just scare him. Bob just laughed when he heard that Brandon's sister and her friend were going to stop him. Brandon told us and we went into action.
We got our friend, Brody (lol, lies with names) and we went to the elementry school.
Now, we were in ,iddle school so we were the 'big kids'.
We caught Bob in the act of bullying Bob and another kid I didn't know. When Brandon said that was us, the sister he told Bob about, Bob got very pail. He bleated out apologies and ran down the hall.
That took care of our Bob problem.
STORY3-THESHMEE3
I came up with fake names too
There is a boy in my school, Ian. He used to get bullyied because he is black. Then he moved to our school and he is not bullied anymore.
If you of one of your friends are being bullied, save this to your profile and add a story and your name. IfYouReallyTwilight, ToriOzera, TheShmee3

Demigod Academy reviews
"What is that?" "A Hellhound, creatures of the underworld." Tori and Christian go to camp half blood where they meet Percy, Adrian, Rose and the others.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011
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