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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3261348, Profile Updated: 07-22-14
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

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My Story: I blame my dad. When I was younger he made me and my brother both watch all the Star Wars movies. I loved them. Then it was the Justice League Unlimited cartoon, which I also loved. It only makes sense that I would love all things action-y, super-powered, and alien. After Transformers, I found Doctor Who, Sherlock, Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and The West Wing.

No cool pen names available is my best friend on and off Fanfiction. She has yet to post any stories, but she will soon. She is obsessed with everything except Transformers and I could just about kill her for it. She likes Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, The Hush Hush series, U2, The Fray, and everything. She and I are total nerds.

Gender: Female

Hair color: Dirty-blond

Favorite Things to Do: I love to read, play basketball, and make people laugh!

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if you love to laugh or make others laugh!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Q: How many Transformers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eight. One to change it, and the rest to complain that the light bulb was so much better back in the 80s.


I recommend any and all of the stories in my favorites section. I only favorite stories that have a good plot line, good structure, no OOCness (Unless pertinent to the story), and good humor. If your story is in my favorites, consider it a HUGE complement from me.

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Alternative Data by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Inspired by "Masks," myths and the Marx Brothers. Trapped on an alternate Enterprise, LtCdr Danny Soong is desperate to return to his family. But, when an ancient artificial consciousness infiltrates the Enterprise computer and physically alters the bridge officers, Danny and Data will find themselves challenging what it means to be 'human' while fighting to contain the Ihat virus.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,205 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/30/2013 - R. Barclay, Data, G. LaForge, J. Picard
Domestic Electronics by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,221 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Tarn, Kaon, Misfire - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Sweet Dreams by R. Herring reviews
Weeks of punitive third-shift monitor duty have left Skywarp recharge deprived and with limited control over his warping abilities. Millennia of war, loss, and repressed feelings come to a head as, every time he attempts to recharge, he ends up warping where he wishes to be most: Thundercracker's berth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,662 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Defiance by BlueInked reviews
When you're an unnamed drone among an army of identical cannon fodder, what's holding your allegiance there?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Vehicons
A Hundred Thousand Things To See by RoxieFlash reviews
A collection of Doctor/Rose drabbles.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [9th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor]
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,440 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Transformers: All for One by SingingFlames reviews
Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. UPDATE, CHAPTER EIGHT'S UP! Each chapter is a stand alone story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose had traveled through so many different parallels, ranging from the mundane to the bizarre, but now, looking out at the familiar London skyline, she wondered if she'd finally found home at last. Part of my Certain Dark Things series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,895 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Backstage by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The Decepticons conquered worlds, terrorized the galaxy, landed on Earth, and became amazingly stupid. Even more amazingly, the Autobots keep falling for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Fallen Heroes by QoS reviews
The Stunticons find a way to win the war... and to lose everything else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,060 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Dead End - Complete
365 Days by Sorida reviews
Animated Drabble Collection. A year in the life of Bumblebee ranging from angsty to humorous to outright ridiculous. Then again, this is Bumblebee we're talking about... Updates weekly with 7 new drabbles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,433 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Bumblebee
Caught in Traffic by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Gunmax was a lot of things, but 'easy' wasn't one of them.
Brave Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
A Monochrome Heart by Alba Aulbath reviews
As Gunmax has learned, life is not so simply laid out in things like "good" and "evil". From the start of his construction and to his life in the Brave Police, he knows.
Brave Saga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012
Roughing It by NatureGirl52180 reviews
Odd occurences in the American Rockies bring Lennox, Ironhide, and their team into the wilderness. What's hiding in the deep Montana woods?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,725 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
The Traps by Aspirare reviews
A wild hunt for energon, a mysterious anomaly deep below the Siberian tundra, a storm of the century, and a lightning strike on experimental technology? Sam figures he can count this as a bad day. Too bad it's only the beginning. TFPrime/Movie crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sam Witwicky, Ratchet
The Center Cannot Hold by papermachine reviews
An epidemic of internal part failures plagues Cybertron and a company offers a component-financing program. Repossession Enforcers visit those who default on payments. For Enforcer Prowl, it was just another job. For Jazz, it was a flight for his life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Human Nature by Sanguine Ink reviews
Ten, Rose, and Jack go into hiding to escape the Family of Blood. Too bad they decided to hide in the Royal Hope Hospital…AU. TenRose. Can be read on its own, or as part of a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Seasons Collide by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Set during the celebration at the end of Journey's End, the group gets a visit from the past. Told through Rose's eyes. A bit of a crack!fic, although I'd still like to think that it could have happened.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
No Answers by lildevchick reviews
The Autobots suffer a devastating loss after the Battle of Autobot City. Jazz tries to make sense of everything that happened.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Paper Airplanes by EmciiSquared reviews
-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,118 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Seekerella by thebrothersgrimlock reviews
G1. A beautiful, orphaned Seeker dreams of escaping his wicked guardian just as a handsome grounder prince begins his search for his true love. SLASH themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Starscream, Soundwave
Horrors of War by Population1-13th reviews
The soldiers may fight to the finish, but it is the medics who never say die. Even they cannot stop death, but they can try.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Norton Antivirus by EmciiSquared reviews
It is system upgrade time again, though years of being victim to the Constructicon's unkind bedside manner influences Skywarp to attempt to master the art of evasive maneuvering. Stealth is not his strong point.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,496 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
A Productive Saturday by NatureGirl52180 reviews
TF Prime: Those kids are watching way too much television at the base . . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Footnotes by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which G1 acquires fine print in an attempt at explaining just what's going on around here. Part 8: Carol of the Decepticons. "Baby Jesus won't make it out alive."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011
Life Lessons by ShinkisRule reviews
Sari thinks that going to school and making friends will help her escape from being a robot. But once her secret is out, she learns who her real friends are.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sari S., Bumblebee
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Fun and Games by QoS reviews
The Stunticons have a RPG session, which Dead End does not enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dead End - Complete
Speed Demons by QoS reviews
The 28s meme starring the Stunticons. Some chapters related, a few contain slash. Battles and Shakespeare, tricks and imprisonment, Autobots and their own flaws... nothing stands in the way when the 'con cars - and truck - hit the road.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,136 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Labor of Love by Demyrie reviews
TFA, second season spoiler. Sari can’t come to terms with her new self: betrayed by the man she called 'father' and helpless to heal herself, crotchety Autobot Ratchet comes forward with some words of wisdom and a love redefined. SUPER-FLUFF! Sigh.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Transformers Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Alexis. Poor Starscream, So brooding and dark, Such hatred and pain in his spark, Angst so strong and immense, But when Alexis waltzes in, gone is all suspense...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Day by Aspirare reviews
Bee muses. Some minor BumblebeeSam. Fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by Inkfamy reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and the Autobots have a special guest...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
When Sleep and Less Collide by abstraction reviews
Elbows on bent knees, she rubs her eyes with the palms of her hands, the pressure causing explosions of color to appear and then fade behind her eyelids. Rose can't sleep and the Doctor explains the historical significance of the potato. 2x06 spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Pit Stop by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 Optimus is having a rough day. There was the mud bath, Rusti took sick with the flu, there's a traffic jam with naked college students and this damsel that caused him distress.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
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When the Mechs Get Bored reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Jacktastic reviews
Ratchet was having a bad day. Wheeljack was having some fun. You put two and two together. "Wheeljack, what are you doing, and where is the rest of your body?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
The One We Lost reviews
Jazz is dead. Jazz is dead. I couldn't quite grasp that such a lively spark was now lost to us. What am I gonna do? Bumblebee's thoughts on the loss of his best friend. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete