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In Remembrance (I thought that this was insanely creative and funny in a sad way)

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

the thing you just read is property of xINFRAxREDx but I agree with it all

Now read this and laugh! Copy and Paste! :)

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile

If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you were Hermione Granger, copy and pase this into your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest men in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Speak Against the Sun by words without reviews
Al Mualim is dead, but the Order's future remains uncertain. Altair's Brotherhood faces threats from without and within: Mongol attacks, high-ranking betrayals, his and Malik's fragile peace. The real danger, though, is something far older. Altair is seeing ghosts – someone else is trying to raise them. *AltMal, post-AC1 sequel to 'And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs'*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,853 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Altaïr, Kadar, Malik, Abbas
Two Worlds, One Sky by Silverwing2012 reviews
Connor discovers that the Assassin's weren't the only ones working in the past. A whole new side of the Brotherhood is opened up to him when he meets Ellie, whose father was an Assassin. Will Ellie be his greatest help, or his greatest pain in the rear? ConnorxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,872 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Connor K., Achilles D., Haytham K., OC - Complete
World Under Siege by Ione reviews
The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,431 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Silent Discourse by Lorca the Great reviews
The savage and beautiful ring of steel kissing steel echoed off of the tall gray walls, raised from the hill by generations of Assassins past. It was a sound that they knew well, though not as well as those words that the inhabitants lived by. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. This is how Malik gets roped into being much more than rivals with an egotistical assassin. AltMal
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 127,385 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Altaïr, Malik, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
Black Heart of the Mountains by Bajni reviews
In the dark depths of the Misty Mountains there lay hidden an ancient artefact. Its dark and mysterious powers could become a tool to completely change its owner and the fate of the world. During the escape from the goblin caves Bilbo is not the only one to have come across an unusual object. Slowly built Thorin/Bilbo romance, AU since the adventures in the Misty Mountains.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Bear and the Wolf by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Ulfric Stormcloak is determined to win the Dragonborn over to his side and make her his. But is he capable of dealing with the mercurial, prideful heroine - and the dark secrets from her past that resurface to haunt them both? Loosely follows Stormcloak questline with some of the main questline; eventual Ulfric/OC. Rated M for adult content and violence.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 190,742 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak] - Complete
The Story of a Rafiq by Callek Darren reviews
Yaoi. Malik was given a book to write in years ago. Now that his life is seemingly crashing down, he decides to write in it and tell his story... About his love for a certain assassin and how it grew.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 129,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Through my eyes by forever-a-loan reviews
"Malik, my faithful friend, I hope you know that I love you."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
F is for Fun by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Malik always had a certain displeasure for Altair. Can one act of 'revenge', on Altair's part, change that? Warning-MATURE ADULT CONTENTS!, M/M, violence, bad language, incest, Kadar is also in this...XD I hope you like and please let me know what you think! Thank you! XD
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Altaïr, Malik] Kadar - Complete
And When the Earth Shall Claim Your Limbs by words without reviews
After an attack on their village leaves them orphaned and desperate, Malik and Kadar become Al Mualim's newest pupils. Altair, the master's star novice, is less than thrilled, but all Malik cares about is keeping his little brother safe... -Altair/Malik-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Malik, Altaïr, Kadar, Al Mualim - Complete
The Lying Game by Akavet reviews
Altair x Malik. Altair has to meet face to face with the man whose brother he indirectly killed and just when he feels the pangs of guilt, Malik goes too far with the insults... SMUTTY but with PLOT! One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
White and Black by Zerbinetta reviews
All fates start so simply; clean sheets of parchment, pure, allowing all manner of people to leave their mark. What matters isn't how much is written upon them - it's how dark the ink that stains them is that really counts. Currently being part-rewritten.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,481 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Bet by shinigamivc reviews
On the first night of Carnevale, Ezio and Rosa make a bet that can only end badly... or so they think. EzioXRosa
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
The Road Not Taken reviews
Evelyn had thought she had found love with Cullen, but she could never shake the unshakable bond that she felt with Solas. And after a few incidents she is more confused than ever. Mainly Solas/Trevelyan
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 8/19 - Cullen, Solas, Trevelyan