Poll: Should I post a Fem!BonesXJim Academy Era fic or a Avengers and Star Trek 2009 fic first Summary for the Academy era: Fresh out of a messy divorce and left as a single mother all Lenore McCoy wants is a change in scenery. She most definitely doesn't want to get involved with the likes of James T. Kirk Summary for Avangers Star Trek crossover: What if Tony Stark had been a second late when falling from the portal? Tony finds himself on a crumbling planet in 2252. As he struggles to find a way home he is faced with choices that he would much rather not have to make. Vote Now!
Author has written 18 stories for Touhou Project, Natsume Yūjin-Chō, Naruto, Mercy Thompson series, Bleach, Star Trek: 2009, Scrubs, and Supernatural.
Year in School: Sophmore
Name: Robyn (Good luck finding me out of all the other Robyns out there!)
Gender (if you didn't guess from the name): Female (though I often participate in mud/pond scum fights and hate skirts with a passion)
Writing: My big project right now is my miltichapter Scrubs fic called In The Days Before The End, it should have bettween 15 and 20 chapter when I finish and is updated on Sunday (Japan time).
I just recently posted three Star Trek 2009 oneshots which will be part of a series of inter connecting fics (mostly oneshots though). So far the series consists of three posted; Those Who Run, Those Who Follow and Those Innocent Years . I am currently writing a onshot called Put Me Back Together.
I'm also planning a JimXFem!Bones Academy Era fic called Counting Stars, but I haven't started it yet so it's still a long ways off. It'll be a multichapter. I also have a good idea for a crossover with the Avengers, Tony sentric, but that one is even farther off.
On the side I'm working on another Naruto fanfic, Hinata is going to be the main character but with a twist, the title will be Waiting For The End. As well as an Inuyasha SessKag fic.
I'm mostly a oneshot writter because I have a hard time concentrating on one thing for very long (gotta love ADHD/ADD), so the full length fics I am writing won't get posted until they are finished so that I won't leave readers hanging. When they are done I will post a chapter a week.
My earlier fics probably stink but you should check them out anyways!
Bio: みなさん, こんにちは! (Hello, everyone!)
Ok, so here goes... I’m sixteen year old sophomore and I live on an eighty-five acre farm in Northern Indiana (though currently I'm living in the Nagano prefecture of Japan). I have a very hard time making friends because I am shy around strangers, though if you see me around my friends you would never know.
I started learning Japanese in October 2013 and in September 2014 started having a tutor three times a week, but I still stink at acualy not freezing up when I need to use it. I am currentaly participating in a year-long exchange program to Japan from March 2014 - February 2015.
I love reading writing, music and Anime and Manga and though I gave up on drawing long time ago I consider my more recent works of writing to be pretty good. I pride myself in my active imagination and ability to be flexible in even the oddest situations… Like riding in a car full to the brim with more than slightly stinky sheep’s wool or Barrel Racing in the pouring rain (horse shows go rain or shine)!
Mornings are my nemesis and I love to sleep in! But meeting the new day is worth it especially if I have something fun to do – though my morning self will most likely disagree!
As of now they are inactive but maybe one of these days we will actually update.
The joints are:
Mercy Thompson Series
Kitty Norville Series
Raceing in the Rain
And many more...
Favorite TV Shows
Once Upon a Time
Grey's Anatom (Don't judge me!)
Supernatural (Even if I have only seen the first two episodes because I am a total wimp when it comes to horror.)
Star Trek Remakes (OMFG YES! I'm like obsessed with those right now...)
Anything Live Action Marvel (Avengers, Ironman, Hulk, Etc.)
The Forest of Firefly Lights (蛍火の杜え/Hotarubi no Mori e)
Anything Studio Ghibli (I own all of the subbed ones!)
Serenity (I might have spelled that wrong)
Pirates of the Caribbean
D. Gray Man
Dream Eater Merry
To many to count!
I Am – Loyal to a fault… But only if you deserve it.
I Want – Some pie…
I Have – A pet snake, fish (Bluegill that I caught in my pond), a pony and chicken!
I Sing – Really bad… Like Naruto bad…
I Never – Fall asleep when I want to.
I Need – My friends… And some pie!
I Should – Go to bed!
Please do not annoy the writer. She will put you in a book and kill you.
People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.
"Let's toilet!" -My Japanese friend... Well she gets points for trying. Her attempt at "Let's go to the toilet!" got the point across and made my day!
"She attack car!" - My other Japanese friend. Her atempt at "She got hit by a car."
"And then saten said 'Let us put the alphabet in math, we shall call it... Algebra!'" - My Friend Brandon, the last five words added by me.
Brandon: Stop sounding like a white girl."
Me: "I AM a white girl..."
Brandon: "You're secretly Asian and you know it"
"I made a ceramic Jesus and I accidently broke him... I think I'm going to hell now." - Brandon
"The key to being off task is not to be so loud as to draw administration to your room." - MySophomore Year English Teacher
"The cages we create can be unlocked, and the best people to do it are our friends. They can give us wings." - DestinyBlue
"Sometimes you have to find strength in yourself and the resolve to hold your head high despite pressure no one else can know. Sometimes you have to paint your own wings." - DestinyBlue
"No matter how sharp the blade, it can protect as easily as it can destroy." Tears of the Fallen an Inuyasha Fanfiction
"Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better." - DestinyBlue
"Sleep, its the easiest thing to do. You just…close your eyes. But, for so many of us, sleep seems out of our grasp. We want it, but we don’t know how to get it. But once we face our demons, face our fears, and turn to each other for help, night time isn’t so scary, because, we realize, we aren’t all alone in the dark." - Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy
"Professor Moody, what are you doing?"
"Is that...is that...is that a student?"
"Technically, it's a ferret!" - Alastor Moody and Minerva McGonagall from The Goblet of Fire
"This is your Jim standard hypo. He passes out, hit him with the blue. He stops breathing, the red. Anything else, you comm me."
"I love how you've color coded my health care, you know I did manage to survive a whole twenty two years of my life without you mothering me." - Bones and Jim (with a nonspeaking Sulu) from a Star Trek 2009 Fanfiction
“All men are jealous idiots. And women are stupid to feel happy about it. It's true, there are idiots everywhere!” - Holo from Spice and Wolf
"Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken." - Albert Camus
"Though faith is blind, it sometimes sees more clearly the path ahead." - Tears of the Fallen an Inuyasha Fanfiction
"I'm in a swamp, with a guy from Chicago who says "GPS Thingy" I'm DEFINITALY going to die!" - Callie from The Glades
"How to Storm a Building 101 by James Kirk. Just walk right through the goddamn front door." - A problem from hell, a Star Trek 2009 fanfiction
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” - Apple Inc.
"In 6500 BC some guy looked at his sick friend, and said, "I have an idea. Why don’t I drill a hole in your skull? It’ll make ya feel better." Thus, surgery was born. It takes a certain brand of crazy to come up with an idea like drilling into somebody’s skull, but, surgeons have always been a confident bunch. We usually know what we’re doing, and when we don’t, we act like we do. We walk boldly into undiscovered country, plant a flag and start ordering people around. It’s invigorating… And terrifying.
We like to think we’re fearless. Eager to explore unknown lands, and soak up new experiences. But, the fact is, we’re always terrified. Maybe the terror is part of the attraction. Some people go to horror movies, we cut things open. Dive into dark water. And at the end of the day, isn’t that what you’d rather hear about? If you’ve got one drink, and one friend, and 45 minutes, smooth rides make for boring stories. A little calamity? That’s worth talking about." - Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy
"Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet." – Percy Jackson from The Sea of Monsters
"My final cadence has not yet come. Until it does...I will live my life each day as a flower, broken and opened before the rain." - Eishou Tenon (A very well though out Naruto OC)
“I believe I am drunk. I will put myself to bed before I say anything else I regret.” – Holo from Spice and Wolf
"What's the matter? Scared of a little lightening?" – Capitan America from The Avengers "I'm not overly fond of what follows…" – Loki from The Avengers
"Carrying a weapon on your shoulder is threatening behavior, but if you truly wish to appear strong, hide your weapon as you walk. " Nelliel Tu Odelschwank from Bleach
"Stupid potato!" - Holo from Spice and Wolf
"Those who break the rules are trash, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash." - Hatake Kakashi from Naruto
"We’ll try again and we’ll fail again because that’s what progress looks like. Progress looks like a bunch of failures. And you’re going to have feelings about that because it’s sad, but you cannot fall apart. And then one day, we will succeed and save a person’s life and we will walk on the moon." - Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy
“Men are onions. Many layers and all of them make you cry.” - Holo from Spice and Wolf
"Time can open wounds in both body and mind, But time is also what allows those wounds to heal." - Tears of the Fallen an Inuyasha Fanfiction
"There was a time when we ceased to be Human and became beasts. And then in becoming Arrancar, we regained our capacity for reason. One who possesses reason should require a reason to fight.You are a beast. I cannot accept you as a warrior. I have no desire to be burdened with the life of one who is no warrior." Nelliel Tu Odelschwank from Bleach
“I have no fear of watching you grow old while I remain young. I'll even watch you on your death bed. I am no stranger to death. But your heart is like that of an innocent child. It has always accepted everything about me, without hesitation. Because of that I am very afraid.” - Holo from Spice and Wolf (Aww this one makes me sad...T.T... )
“If it’s all the same to you, I'll have that drink now…” – Loki from The Avengers
"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Uchiha Itachi from Naruto
"Really? One true god did everything, and the humans are merely borrowing it? Nature is not a thing which can be created by someone!" - Holo from Spice and Wolf
“All that is gold does not glitter,
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
"No matter how hard you try, no matter how good your intentions, you are going to make mistakes. You are going to hurt people. You are going to get hurt." - Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy
“I am Holo the Wise Wolf. I know that there are things in this world that I do not know and that makes me wise!” - Holo from Spice and Wolf
“Where is the rum?!” – Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
"Something is lost and seemingly out of reach, all that we seek can be found if only given enough time." - Tears of the Fallen an Inuyasha Fanfiction
''I used to always cry and give up… I made many wrong turns… But you… You helped me find the right path… I always chased after you… I wanted to catch up to you… I wanted to walk beside you all the time… I just wanted to be with you… You changed me! Your smile is what saved me! That is why I'm not afraid to die protecting you! Because… I love you…'' - Hyuuga Hinata from Naruto
"Where is the rum?!" - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
"Puny god." - Dr Bruce Banner/The Hulk from The Avengers
"Remember the lesson, not the disappointment.” – Holo from Spice and Wolf
"Father, I finally understand your feelings… The freedom you felt when you chose to die to protect your friends." - Hyuuga Neji from Naruto
“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
“When a person lies, what is important is not the lie itself. No, it is their reason. Their why.” - Holo from Spice and Wolf
"Imitating someone you respect is something you do in order to grow. You can't use it as a disguise to pretend to be someone you are not." - Uchiha Itachi from Naruto
“I am going to drink so much that I vomit before I even start to feel drunk!” - Holo from Spice and Wolf
"My lord, your brother is quite the prick. You have my sincere condolences of having to be related to him." – Haruno Sakura from Naruto ( In the fanfiction Lady Theif by Lady Kaliska. Great story and author)
"Ever since I knew you existed, I had this fantasy about my big sister. And you have failed, on every occasion, to live up to that fantasy. But I still love you, whether you are capable of letting me or not. So I forgive you." – Lexie Grey from Grey's Anatomy (SPOILER... Oh my god I cried so hard when she died... Like really I balled my eyes out, and them when Mark died... *Dies in a hole* I didn't even really like him. Why?! Grey's Anatomy loves to kill off my favorite characters!)
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” - Dumbledore from Harry Potter
“A wise man turns from the wrong road as he recognizes it, but a fool clings to it blindly.” - Unknown
You know you are a good writer if...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if… Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You randomly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz,EmilyJackson-Hero, Goddess of Myths, Hunter Of Artemis 101, Elivira
People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
Good friend vs. Best friend:
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. XD
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"
Girls are like apples.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to “teach me a lesson”
You throw words at us as if to prove a point, but the only thing you have proven is your inferiority.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me. "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK." He said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God, for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up"
-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,
I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
The way I laugh,
scares some people.
The way I clap,
makes some yelp in fear.
The way people see me as,
is not true.
They see me as something strong,
when I am nothing but weak.
I am simple,
yet they try to see what is beneath,
the shell thyat is empty.
They try to see the force,
that is behind nothing.
They way I laugh,
scares some people.
The way I clap,
makes some yelp in fear.
The way they are frightened,
truly hurts me.
Copy and paste this poem to your profile if you like the sound of thunder
There are things I'm against;
Such as racism and sexism,
But this world continues in a rage,
It's ruled by labels and favoritism.
From the past to the present,
It's become wrong to defend.
Self-defense is no longer an option,
Together we must stand.
Global problems like global warming, wars,
Conflicts, terrorism, rape,
Many other sins of the human race,
That I, alone, cannot name.
In this world, there is not much peace,
So together, as one whole nation,
We must all achieve-
Our very own life mission, our dearest goal yet-
The chance to save our humanity,
To live and prosper in virtues, like harmony.
- Whispermy-serenade .
If you wish to take this poem and paste it somewhere else, Whispermy-serenade is not against it. But please, do credit her, for she came up with this herself. Help to spread the word, that we are one people united. We must face the problems we've created. Help stop our world from getting any more corrupted. Save Earth. (Also, that is not mine, I just changed what she said, I to her or Whispermy-serenade, myself to herself, etcetera.)
1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) don't get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) don't be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number, go to 7
11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, Demon's Sinner, HardcoreKHfan,The Waterbender, Awesome Man 7777777, chenkitty456 (Wihoo!) and Elivira.
Girl: "Slow down, Im scared."
In the paper the next day:..."A motorcycle had crashed into a building... because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die."
Re-post if you love someone more than yourself, and would do the same if you had too. Family is included.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day.
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read
A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.
Vegetarians are Satyrs in disguise.
With great power comes a great need to take a nap.
Paradises are places that can get you killed.
Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.
Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust.
Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.
Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.
You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.
Say hello to pink poodles.
Even heroes drool in their sleep.
Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.
It's possible for god to be named Fred.
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
In Remembrance to Dobby,
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Maturity is overrated.
You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about MARRIAGES.
"You're just like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmallows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tap-dance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
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TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if it’s true.
I prefer solitude over company. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Mary Sues, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If ANY class kills all of your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile
IF YOU ACUALY MADE IT THIS FAR I’M TOUCHED! YES, YES! VERY MUCH SO! XD