Poll: Which Transformer would you want as a guardian? (any verse) Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Merlin, Brave, 2012, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
Hello Hello! My name is Ratchet's Sparkling!
I have mostly stuck to writing a few stories for the Merlin show (BBC) but have recently decided to try my hand at the Transformers universe. I am most familiar with Bayverse and TFP. Ratchet is my favorite Autobot from G1 to Prime and in the movies! His attitude and personality are close to mine (or vice versa). I am always looking for ways to improve my writing skills and would love to get a PM from you with ideas. If you want me to write something in particular for one of my existing stories or an idea of your own just let me know! I am always open to ideas! Just nothing with slash, I don't roll that way. (in TF at least, slash in Merlin doesn't bother me...weird huh?)
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
If you call humans "squishies" copy and paste this in your profile.
If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
97 of adults only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
1. What is your motto?
The Background-Third Eye Blind
2. What do your friends think of you?
Do You Wish It Was Me-Jason Aldean
3. What do you think about very often?
Deepwater-World of Warcraft: Taverns of Azeroth
4. What is 2 plus 2?
Famous Last Words Of A Fool-George Strait
5. What do you think of your best friend?
Guitar Town-Steve Earle
6. What do you think about the person you like?
Scarlet Raven-World of Warcraft: Taverns of Azeroth
7. What is your life story?
How Can I Leave You Again-John Denver
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Hole Solution-Android Lust
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Listen to the Music-Doobie Brothers
10. What do your parents think of you?
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Good To Go-Jason Aldean
12. What will they play at your funeral?
We Will Rock You-Queen
13. What is your hobby/interest?
Lost In This Moment-Big & Rich
14. What is your biggest secret?
How’s It Going To Be-Third Eye Blind
15. If you could go back in time what would you change?
Yes I Do-Rascal Flatts
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Like Wow!-Leslie Carter
17. How will you die?
Boom De Yada-World of Warcraft Parody from Youtube
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Rocket Theme-Despicable Me Soundtrack
19. What makes you laugh?
I Love This Town-Bon Jovi
20. Will you ever get married?
Burn It To The Ground-Nickelback
21. What kind of car will you have?
Motorcycle Driveby-Third Eye Blind
22. What scares you the most?
The Unicorn Song-Despicable Me Soundtrack
23. Does anyone like you?
You Make That Look Good-Scotty McCreery
24. What hurts right now?
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen-Allegro Corporation: Christmas Music
25. What will you repost this as?
Tanaris-World of Warcraft
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax. itachigirl250. Prowls-little-angle. Starscream-little-devil, Jazz's lil ninja, DuskMoon15, Elhíni Prime, Ratchet'sSparkling
WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL/FANGUY!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (I can recite all of the movies, plus majority of Prime and G1)
2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Hehe)
3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.(Are you crazy? What Fangirl doesn't)
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (I'm obsessed...not suicidal)
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!(I do that...)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.(So many in my hometown its scary)
7. Dreams transformer pairings.(Yes, yes I do)
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.(I wish...)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Yep)
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy. (They're the only swear words I'm allowed to say...)
11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.(My friends don't even bother telling me to stop anymore)
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. (Let's see...I got this person and this person)
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.(Yes, my sister does that to get me out of bed on school days)
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.(I sing the songs on the movie albums, the G1 theme and the Prime theme)
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.(Jackie...but some of my friends strike me as 'Cons)
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons(Yes...why?)
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on their siblings. (tempting...very very tempting)
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (I wish :( )
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.(My parents have to take away my computer in order for me to stop)
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.(Ratchet'sSparkling hello?!?)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (Of course)
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.(Wait...Isn't that what FF.net is for?)
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.(more often Prowl, but when Barricade comes up, I shrink in my seat and hide)
24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.(Well...)
25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARP!!' (Nope, Screamer's just too annoying)
26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.(I have one...and it was from my uncle)
27. Screams out the names of random transformers.(I'm a bit more controlled than that)
28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.(Um... No)
29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.(My computer's a neutral, it works and then it don't work for me. My phones's a bot and my iPod's a con cause it shuts off a lot, especially in the middle of the Autobot theme song from the movies)
30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer(again, well...)
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.(Yep. My family hates me for it)
2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.(yes!)
3) When you see a picture of your favorite characters you start screaming.(Ratchet...*sighs with a dreamy expression...)
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.(TF, they run in the opposite direction as fast as they can)
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.(Yes...)
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...)
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.(It's impossible for someone not to be amazed by it. All those parts...musta taken a long time.)
8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.(Yes, see 'em all the time and still scream like a fangirl)
9) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.(Say what???)
10) Last of all... You are in love with Blitzwing!!(A CON!?!? Ugh! No way!)
How to tell your a Transformers Fan
1. You swear at decepticons in the movies.
2. You find something amusing or cute and you still mention it over and over.
3. You try to remember quotes.
4. You have annoyance burning inside for humans in the movies (Except for Lennox and Epps, they're awesome.)
5. You dream about Transformers.
6. You think of Transformers 70% of the day (Actually 95)
7. Your friends/comrades get weirded out when you talk about Transformers non-stop. (Most of the Time...)
8. You're late for class and your excuse is because you were helping the NEST team and the Autobots take down Decepticons, then stretch and "accidentally" show an Autobot symbol that you've drawn on your arm. (I've heard this works even better when your friends are in on it too and they show up with various bumps and bruises that they "accidentally" show off)
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