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Joined 09-17-11, id: 3263654, Profile Updated: 03-13-12
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Hello Klainers, Gleeks, Potterheads, Starkids, and Whovians alike! My name is Danielle, and welcome to my little corner of the internet! I'm an extremely awkward teenage fangirl. I just started writing, and I think that most of this if not all of it will be Klaine. I'm a complete Tumblr addict, so that's what inspired me to start doing this. I would appreciate anyone reading any of my stories as they come.

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Gay marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Buried Alive by Kav23 reviews
Their youngest team member was missing in the middle of case. If his missing was related to the case, then what they feared the most might happen...He might be buried alive and how far the team will go to get him out...alive...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Blunt Question by StormsInNeverland reviews
Cooper Anderson is a therapist who volunteered for the Trevor Project, until one night he fears he failed to save a struggling boy named Kurt, and steps down. One day he meets Blaine's boyfriend, and dares to ask a blunt question.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cooper A., Kurt H. - Complete
Friendship by Jen ConsultingWriters reviews
Sherlock gets beaten up, and is taught about what friendship actually entails...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Damn Raccoons by musthavebeentheweather reviews
Burt finds a condom wrapper and confronts his sons about it. Cue the hilarity, awkwardness, and enormous amounts of love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H.
Rossi to the Rescue by United Profilers reviews
On the jet back to Quantico and everyone else asleep, Rossi finds himself in the unusual position of comforting Reid after a nightmare. Not slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
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Music Box reviews
Citizens of Lima, Ohio are being murdered. No one knows who is responsible or how the victims are connected. What Glee members will survive? Who will die?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012
Fix You reviews
Kurt is acting really strange at school all day and Blaine has no idea why. Just a short one-shot with Klaine cuddles at the end.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete