Author has written 10 stories for Inuyasha, Kuroshitsuji, and Harry Potter.
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Here's a bit about myself:
Name: Emma Layne-Cotter
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
School: Balboa High School
Personality: Morbid, Pedantic, just plain awesome ;D
Hobbies: Reading, writing, gaming, YouTubing, badminton, swimming, hiking, eating (no I'm NOT fat -slap- XO)
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Goosebumps, Fear Street saga, Stephanie Plum series, Gossip Girl, The Graveyard Book, Red Pyramid, Evermore, Everlost, The Hunger Games, Escape From Furnace series, Divergent Trilogy, Chaos Walking Trilogy, The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
Favorite Movies: In The Line of Fire, Pirates of the Caribbean, most Disney/Pixar/DW movies, Dream House, Harry Potter, Megamind, Westside Story, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Halloween, Dementia 13, Air Force One, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, The Hunger Games, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Batman: Under The Red Hood, Batman Returns, Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker, And The Band Played On
Favorite TV Shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Big Time Rush, Victorious, The Amazing World of Gumball, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Camp Lazlo, Family Guy, American Dad, InuYasha, Ghost Adventures, Drake and Josh, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Total Drama Island, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Batman (the animated series with Mark Hamill as the Joker)
Favorite Music: Big Time Rush, Linkin Park, AIR, Coldplay, P!nk, Westside Story, Phil Collins, most Disney Soundtracks, Nice Guys(song), Shed a Tear(song), Hardcore(song), Like a Good Boy(song), Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, Three Days' Grace, Jimmy Eat World, So Sorry(song), Wait For You(song), Alice of Human Sacrifice(vocaloid), Servant/Daughter of Evil(vocaloids) InuYasha music themes/ending themes, I'm Alive!(song), Monochrome no Kiss(song), Lacrimosa(song), Gakupo Joker (vocaloid), Evanescence, Within Temptation, Journey, I Think I Love You(song), Super Psycho Love(song), Delete, by Younha(song), What Hurts the Most(song), Skillet
Favorite Manga: InuYasha, Junjou Romantica, Kuroshitsuji, Vampire Game, Case Closed, Skip Beat, Ouran High School Host Club, Fushigi Yugi: Mysterious Play/Genbu Kaiden, Ceres: Celestial Legend, Alice 19th, Black Bird
Favorite Anime Guys: Sesshomaru/Naraku/Koga/Miroku(InuYasha), Usami Akihiko/Takahashi Misaki/Kamijou Hiroki/Kusama Nowaki/Miyagi Yo/Sumi Senpai/Isaka San(Junjou Romantica), Sebastian Michaelis/Grell Sutcliffe(Kuroshitsuji), Duzell/Yuujin/Vord(Vampire Game), Ren Tsuruga(Skip Beat), Hotohori/Tasuki/Mitsukake/Nuriko/Nakago(Fushigi Yugi: Mysterious Play)
Favorite Anime Girls: Kyoko(Skip Beat), Kikyou[later on when she's not such a bitch lol XD]Sango/Rin(Inuyasha), Aikawa San(Junjou Romantica), Madame Red/Grell Sutcliffe/Mey Rin[when she's not the "ditzy maid" >:P](Kuroshitsuji), Princess Ishtar(Vampire Game)
Favorite Games: MapleStory GMS, MapleStory ExtaliaMS, Call of Duty, Alice: Madness Returns, InuYasha: Feudal Combat, Pokemon, Kirby, Alpha Protocol, Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, Harry Potter/Batman/Pirates of the Caribbean Lego, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Wizard/Pirate 101, Sims 3(Computer games) Monopoly, Clue, The Game of Life, Chess, Checkers, Majong(Board games)
Favorite Ships: (In No Particular Order Except By Show/Book/Movie)
1. Remus/Sirius (OTP)
Political Views: Conservative
Political Standing: Republican/Independent
General Likes: Animals, science, music, sleeping, eating, badminton, MapleStory, Call of Duty, going to the zoo/cinema, fiction, manga, yaoi, yuri, gaming, Batman
General Dislikes: Arrogant/self absorbed people, druggies, hobos, drugs, cigs, alcohol, school, hooligans, criminals, illegals, nonfiction
The Future: Occupation: Neurological or Cardiovascular Surgeon College: San Francisco State University or City College of San Francisco Traveling: England, Australia, Florida, New York, Jamaica, Argentina, Costa Rica, Japan, France, Germany, Ireland
Pets: Two dogs: 1 Irish Wolfhound, 1 Chiuahua, Two frogs: deceased, Three rats: deceased, One guinea pig: deceased, One bird: Green Cheeked/Yellow Backed Conour, One Cat: Black Cat
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
This is Bunny.
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The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Find your prince charming.
BEST FRIENDS: Find him, kidnap him, and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
PLEASE READ. I've read this story before and whenever I read this story it's just so heartbreaking. How cruel the world could be at times, nothing is fair in this world.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1. Repost this message.
2. Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
This is all just for fun XD Simply set iPod or MP3 to shuffle/random mode and use each song title as the answer to each question.
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
About You Now, Miranda Cosgrove
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
In and Out of a Dream, Unknown Artist
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Quintet, West Side Story (Various Artists)
4. WHAT IS 2 PLUS 2?
Feeling Lucky, Jimmy Eat World
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Finale, West Side Story (Various Artists)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Universal Traveler, AIR
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Grip!, InuYasha (Various Artists)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
A Sunday, Jimmy Eat World (Pff, lol, I'd rather be Friday :D)
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm Alive, Celine Dion (Ahaha :P)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Alone In Kyoto, AIR
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Crank That (Soulja Boy), Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (Oh my parents would KILL me!)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Breath, Breaking Benjamin
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Chrysanthamum, Unknown Artist
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Mike Mills, AIR
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
O Tannenbaum (O Christmas Tree), 101 Strings Orchestra
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Who Knew, P!nk
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
(Everything I Do) I Do It For You, Bryan Adams
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Sexy Boy, AIR (Ahaha, sure, but not quite XP)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Pandemonium, Pet Shop Boys (Pandemonium makes me crazy, but in the good way lol :P)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
My Funny Friend and Me, The Emperor's New Groove
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
I Don't Feel Like Dancin', SCISSOR SISTERS
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Friends of Winter, Unknown Artist
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
The Daughter of Evil, Vocaloid (Rin) (Nah, Rin was awesome in this :P)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Chase This Light, Jimmy Eat World
26. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY...?
Kagome and InuYasha, InuYasha OST 1
27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Half-demon InuYasha, InuYasha OST 1 (LOL, I WISH!)
28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Stay My Baby, Miranda Cosgrove
29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Camellia, Unknown Artist
30. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
31. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
We Can Work It Out, Big Time Rush (...Somethin' you guys wanna say tah me?)
32. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
This Land, Haans Zimmer (The Lion King)
33. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
E.T., Katy Perry (Nah, she's pretty down-to-earth. HA! See what I did there? ;D)
34. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
SHIVER, the GazettE
35. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
All I Want For Christmas, Big Time Rush (Won't they be flattered, eh? :D)
36. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Gotta Be Somebody's Blues, Jimmy Eat World
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SURVEY TAKEN: 5-29-12
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The chiming of my father's handmade German cuckoo clock
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Random places in my room during another bout of zoning out XP
9. What are you wearing?
A navy blue Carmel t-shirt and black sweatpants
10. Did you dream last night? What was it about? (Added a question)
I did, but unfortunately, I cannot recall :(
11. When did you last laugh?
Probably a couple minutes ago :P
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Replace the worthless people with hardworking, deserving, intelligent people
19. Do you like to dance?
When I'm alone ;P
20. George Bush:
-walks in the opposite direction-
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, UK or Australia
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
What took so long?
Slinky plus Escalator = endless fun
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train.
My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room. C_C
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me. X_O
People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.
I ran with scissors and lived!
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground? (Yup)
My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls.
They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells.
Now that we are older, (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out!
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Mr. Harry Potter,
Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Miss Hermione Granger,
Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Mr. George Weasley,
Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Miss Luna Lovegood,
Miss Ginny Weasley,
Mr. Fred Weasley,
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Mr. Severus Snape,
And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.
2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.
3. I can kill you with my brain.
4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.
5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).
6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.
7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book.
8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.
9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.
10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid.
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Fred, George, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful
For Moody’s sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”.
Yes I promise that I will
remember Harry Potter.
Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.
Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.
Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.
Severus Snapetaught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.
Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.
Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.
Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.
Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.
Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.
Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.
Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.
Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.
Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.
Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.
Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.
Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.
Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.
The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.
Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.
Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.
Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.
Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.
Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.
Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.
Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.
Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.
Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.
Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends. I would like to add, that Peter was loyal when he was their true friend. And he wasn’t always bad. Maybe, if they had actually cared enough to save him, he wouldn’t have died. And he did have remorse, in the end. And maybe they wouldn’t hate him. Because they were best friends, and no matter what he did, that doesn’t mean they can change the past. He didn’t want to kill them. Remember that.
Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.
Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.
Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.
J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.
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