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Author has written 19 stories for Invader Zim, Legend of Zelda, Phantom of the Opera, Rhapsody Trilogy, Pokémon, Unreal Tournament, Animorphs, Princess Tutu, Metroid, Kirby, and Elder Scroll series.

Surprise name change! Moojuice Nne of the Mayonnaise is now tapiocatwostep. My apologies for my inability to come up with charming and witty pennames.

"Does your baby walk? Oh, that's no good, every year I've seen children die from falling while walking. You'll have to remove his legs immediately."

Smile and laugh often and never take yourself too seriously. Live a long and happy life because for all you know you only live once. Stop looking at my profile and go read a story.

Moo.

Most of the stuff on the page is very old and I've left it up here for nostalgic purposes, but I don't suggest you read it because most of it sucks. If there's anything more than a couple years old I probably won't finish it, but like any emotional sap-head I don't like getting rid of stuff, so.

"Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." --William Wordsworth

“All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.” --E. B. White

Dohohohoho. I am not clever enough to even comprehend the magnitude of originality and painstaking hours of fleshing out the creations of the fandoms below this line. All characters belong to their respective fandoms, which belong to their respective creators, none of whom are myself. I own nothing except my immortal soul. And my dachshund. Wait, scratch that, he owns me. Dammit.

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The Road to Kynesgrove is on its way to chapter sixteen! Stick with it!

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Fate's Games by Deliverer reviews
Fate can be kind, fate can be cruel, fate seemed to rule the whole of Skyrim. There is no one safe from it, no one protected from the embrace. What was good and what was evil in these times?-A series of oneshots about different characters throughout all of Skyrim that are encountered in the game, mostly romance.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 124,806 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
From the Bottom of a Bottle by athos-aramis reviews
The Dragonborn is B-R-O-K-E, broke. Her house is in shambles, her name is disgraced, and there isn't even enough money left for a nice bottle of ale. Elsa is down on her luck until she is forced into the hall of the Companions and finds Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,374 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 256,980 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/27/2009 - OC
A Nightingale's Song by skyflower51 reviews
'We were torn apart, but she fought on, for my sake, in my name. And now I am waiting for her. I will wait for as long as it takes.' Treachery and death parted them, but their love never died. This is the tale of a love that conquered all- pain, hatred, rage, betrayal, and death. Karliah has told her story. Now is the time for Gallus, scholar, thief, and Nightingale, to tell his.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 336,882 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Karliah, Gallus - Complete
The Dragonborn Tragedy by Lohce Azcry reviews
Two years have passed since the Dragonborn was last seen slaying the World-Eater, and Skyrim has moved pass the old legend and adverts it's gaze forward with the end to the civil war. But nothing ever dies quietly, does it?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale by MadameHyde reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Vilkas, Ronthil - Complete
Indigo Nightingale by skyflower51 reviews
From the moment she was born, she was different. From innocent child to Thieves Guild member, from Nightingale to runaway, from exile to hero- this is Karliah's story, from the very beginning, to the very end.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 213,288 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Karliah, Gallus - Complete
Tey Do Hun by Lo Zin reviews
The story of a wood elf in Skyrim. She'll join the Dark Brotherhood, run with the Companions, become involved in the Civil War, and investigate her Dragonborn birthright... eventually. Also: werewolves, vampires, and wherever else she takes me. I won't always follow the official questlines. Thanks to Bethesda for the great world to write in.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Farkas, Cicero V.
Awesomeness of the Ocarina by Villain-of-Awesome reviews
The Holy Land of Hyrule is facing the greatest danger in history... but is it Ganondorf, or our supposed heroes, Link and Navi? An all new Ocarina of Time Parody like you never seen before! Romance! Drama! Comedy! Drugs! Et Cetera!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Link, Navi
Finale by MungoJerry reviews
With a simple act by the latest in an endless line of guardians, the chain is broken and the story reaches its logical conclusion.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Ganondorf - Complete
The Mask's Lament by Kittie Darkhart reviews
He had left them to a lifetime of happiness without his intervention. But when betrayal turns the tides, he is forced to seek vengeance. However, his just motives condemn the one who is innocent of the crime. Can he see her innocence before it's too late?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,758 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Erik, Christine
The Way It Is by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. When a Raider girl discovers Murphy's lab, a strange bond forms between them. Meanwhile, her leader plans to use Ultrajet to conquer the Wastes. Not romance. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
The One Who Survives by MisterProphet reviews
Marooned for twenty years, a man explores the wilderness of Na Pali in search of salvation.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
The Bright Side of Darkness by Morna reviews
My name is Zelda, I am also known as the Princess of Destiny. I knew one thing for sure in life and that was that Ganondorf Dragmire was my sworn enemy, at least I thought so until he captured me and blurred the lines of good and evil for me forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,913 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
Schism by Solain Rhyo reviews
When a transport is suddenly infested with aliens, a woman learns to survive the hard way when she finds herself among those who have come to Hunt.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
ILL by SoftMynx reviews
A Yaut'ja warrior steals a human female from Earth. What does he need her for? Thanx for all the love after all these years, guys!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/15/2005
Somber by Jiko Teima reviews
After one stormy night Dib is silent, Zim is gone, and Gaz wants to know just what's going on. [Personally, I think that's a horrible summary XD][Chapter 13 is up][FINISHED]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
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The Road to Kynesgrove reviews
Delphine cannot abide fools or dragons. Unfortunately for her, Skyrim's resident Dovahkiin is a little bit of both. When her endeavor to take Paarthurnax's life with her own hands is foiled by a halfwit hero, the Blade is charged with the protection of one of the very creatures she's vowed to destroy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Lux reviews
Unfortunate circumstances left a small group of humans alive on the dread planet Na Pali. They're about to pay the price of being survivors.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,522 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Seel Trade reviews
Dodger, a burnt-out Team Rocket agent, has been cursed by a Ninetales via the "no good deed goes unpunished" clause. He now has only one week to undo his greatest sin or be cursed into a lifetime of reliving the moment of his best friend's death. RBY
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010
Umbra reviews
Don't forget the shadow's speed. Companion piece to Lux.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,517 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
Greylag reviews
Samus Aran, fearless bounty hunter, is now the imprinted mother of a buzzing hatchling parasite whose favorite perch is either on her shoulder or in her cleavage when she sleeps. Their life together can only end in love.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Event Horizon reviews
Of the significant lack of love that Zero Two feels because he cannot turn into a refrigerator.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
swan song reviews
But think of what you said to me about Taiko. We are the few. You, Marshal John Dalton, must save the many.
Unreal Tournament - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Mimicry reviews
King of Light and Shadow getting shis-kebab'ed through the chest plus Majora looking to raise hell in Hyrule equals Ganondorf Dragmire's soul in Twilight Princess Midna's body. Dragmire's first order of business: find some damn clothes. Then start a war.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ganondorf, Link
Ad Nocendum Potentus Sumus
Series of five one-shots about selected UT99 characters. What are the Tournament characters actually thinking as they go about their roles as 24th century gladiators?
Unreal Tournament - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,417 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008
What We Have Now reviews
Now she was the color of wild rye and she had long forgotten the weight of Drosselmeyer’s pendant around her neck. She wasn’t fighting the story. She was warring with mortality.
Princess Tutu - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ahiru, Fakir
Sweet Charade reviews
Somewhere in the midst of her crazed ranting is a memory waiting to be revisited. The last moments of the Yeerk juggernaut known as Visser One.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Visser One
Last Stands reviews
The Resistance grows, and the Empire falls. The Almighty Tallest are helpless to stop what one of them had set into motion hundreds of years prior--and who wants a murderer for a leader, anyway? Now it's time for Red and Purple to make one last stand.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Red, Purple
Right as Rain reviews
After the fire, Meg returns to the Opera House with a mask and a proposition for the Phantom. In order to save herself, she promises the impossible: to draw Christine back to the opera and back into Erik's arms. What happens when her plan backfires?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Erik, Meg Giry
The False Heart reviews
A sad poem, told from MewTwo's point of view, about how he feels about his creation and the events following. An old work that I decided to post as a congratulation to myself for getting into college.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Au Contraire reviews
This takes place between Prophecey and RftS. Achmed is remembering his past life and past love; he cannot decide on which to forget. Meanwhile, a new threat develops from the internal workings of the Cauldron--an Archon gone bad!
Rhapsody Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2005
The Angel's Lullaby reviews
A short and sweet one-shot. The Phantom is looking down at Christine, who is singing onstage for the first time. It might be the prolouge for an angst fic I'm writing. Please read and review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
It's Never Too Late: A Sequel reviews
The finale of Purple Mountain Majesty's sequel is finished! The Empire needs a miracle to save it now--but that just might be too much to ask! The Epilogue is up, and the fanfiction is now complete! Please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
The Hyrulian Phantom's Opera reviews
Hilarious accounts of the Zelda character's attempts to carry out a very serious play! Read it if you need a laugh!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
Purple Mountains Majesty reviews
When Purple extracts a disease unknown to the Irken medical field, it is up to a brave doctor and Red to try to find a cure. Is finished! Yay? R\R (the ending is full of confusion)! ^^
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
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