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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3264580, Profile Updated: 09-20-13
Author has written 4 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Kane Chronicles, Rise of the Guardians, and Spirited Away.


im not gunna let you read my stories,btw.


you are dismissed.

that means GTFO. in russian.

go! get!

waht? no! go! get!


you're still here aren't you? Well, guess what? i'm going to IGNORE you. there.

alright, i give. here are the fkin stories...god, you're persistent.

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Anubis tries to kill the Pope reviews
Anubis decides to kill the pope. Thoth spills some major secrets. Things are a lot more chaotic than Ma'at likes.HIATUS ENDED, CHAPTER 3 UP.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K., Thoth, Anubis
Lantern Slides reviews
In every narrative there are gaps: places where, although things happened and the characters spoke and acted and lived their lives, the story says nothing about them. It was fun to visit a few of these gaps and speculate a little on what I might see there. -Philip Pullman-
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N., Rin
The Other Jack reviews
Halloween was the day that people enjoyed fear. They made everything scary and dark and horrible, but it was all for the purpose of having fun. Not to be feared. In this way, they mocked fear. They were saying, 'Look, we're not afraid of you. This is great fun, and you're not stopping us. Go away, for you can't ever scare us. Ha' So where was the Guardian of Halloween?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012
Random Epicsounding Title reviews
As divivnities play chess with their favorite pawns, Shen gets a second chance. A new threat. Conflict. Aerial action. Underground, Underwater, Noodles, that kinda thing. You get the Idea.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Shen, Oogway