Cogito Ergo Fcked
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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3264580, Profile Updated: 09-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Kung Fu Panda, Kane Chronicles, Rise of the Guardians, Spirited Away, and Big Hero 6.

hi.

im not gunna let you read my stories,btw.

bye.

you are dismissed.

that means GTFO. in russian.

go! get!

waht? no! go! get!

no

you're still here aren't you? Well, guess what? i'm going to IGNORE you. there.

alright, i give. here are the fkin stories...god, you're persistent.

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The Benefits of Retribution by SaturnXK reviews
Baymax misinterprets the little details, and Hiro spends too much time behind locked bathroom doors.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Doc by Ichthyophobia reviews
He knows ten thousand medical procedures, but not his name.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Tadashi Hamada - Complete
District 9: Stained by Aragem reviews
Post D9. This story chronicles Wikus's life as a Prawn in District 9. Secrets are uncovered as he learns more about the Prawn and soon he discovers that it's not just humans that he should fear now.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
The Girl on the Corner by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Perhaps there was another Lyra. OneShot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
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Teddy Armada
Krei Tech, or what was left of it after the Callaghan incident, offers something that Hiro can't possibly deny. Artificial Intelligence, bio-mechanics, and gummy bears come together to bring back what he once thought he would never meet again. Theoretically... (heavy science, Rated T for iffy language)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/1 - Alistair Krei, Hiro Hamada
Anubis tries to kill the Pope reviews
Anubis decides to kill the pope. Thoth spills some major secrets. Things are a lot more chaotic than Ma'at likes.HIATUS ENDED, CHAPTER 3 UP.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K., Thoth, Anubis
Lantern Slides reviews
In every narrative there are gaps: places where, although things happened and the characters spoke and acted and lived their lives, the story says nothing about them. It was fun to visit a few of these gaps and speculate a little on what I might see there. -Philip Pullman-
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N., Rin
The Other Jack reviews
Halloween was the day that people enjoyed fear. They made everything scary and dark and horrible, but it was all for the purpose of having fun. Not to be feared. In this way, they mocked fear. They were saying, 'Look, we're not afraid of you. This is great fun, and you're not stopping us. Go away, for you can't ever scare us. Ha' So where was the Guardian of Halloween?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012
Random Epicsounding Title reviews
As divivnities play chess with their favorite pawns, Shen gets a second chance. A new threat. Conflict. Aerial action. Underground, Underwater, Noodles, that kinda thing. You get the Idea.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Shen, Oogway