Cogito Ergo Fcked
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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3264580, Profile Updated: 09-20-13
Author has written 4 stories for Kane Chronicles, Rise of the Guardians, Spirited Away, and Big Hero 6.

hi.

im not gunna let you read my stories,btw.

bye.

you are dismissed.

that means GTFO. in russian.

go! get!

waht? no! go! get!

no

you're still here aren't you? Well, guess what? i'm going to IGNORE you. there.

alright, i give. here are the fkin stories...god, you're persistent.

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Born to Be Wilde by Berserker88 reviews
Only a few weeks after joining the ZPD, Nick Wilde is already confident that he's become a brand new fox. But as a mysterious group starts taking out the biggest criminals in the city, he suddenly finds himself pulled in two different directions by his new life and his old. Unfortunately for him, only one can win out in the end, and the other will be erased forever.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,036 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/30 - Published: 4/23 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick, OC
Shen vs Kai: When Evil Collides by Berserker88 reviews
By a cruel twist of fate, Kai, the dark master of chi, returns to the mortal realm months earlier than expected. As he sets out on his path of vengeance, his goals quickly come into conflict with the current ruler of Gongmen City, who doesn't appreciate some newcomer trying to steal his "property". When these two evil powers clash, things are gonna get ugly.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,645 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 2/1 - Po, Shen, Soothsayer, Kai
BvB: Butting Heads by PresidentStalkeyes reviews
Siamese cat Sam Burmowitz is an idealist, but he's also a lawyer, and his profession doesn't take kindly to his type. When he finds himself tasked with defending an almost universally-hated corrupt politician and anti-predator speciesist on a one-way street to life imprisonment, he is driven to the brink of madness as he tries to uphold his motto: everyone deserves a second chance.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/1 - D. Bellwether, OC
Domesticated by Berserker88 reviews
Oneshot for On Their Own. Jin the Assassin goes to visit an old "friend", an experience that gets a lot more...weird...than he expected.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete
On Their Own by Berserker88 reviews
Only two months after the defeat of Lord Shen, Masters Ox and Croc are struggling to maintain order over the ravaged Gongmen City. In the midst of this struggle, a new threat emerges to endanger the city once again. But with the warriors of the Jade Palace all away on missions, Ox and Croc will have to stop this threat alone.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,016 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Croc, Stormin Ox - Complete
The Benefits of Retribution by SaturnXK reviews
Baymax misinterprets the little details, and Hiro spends too much time behind locked bathroom doors.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
Doc by Ichthyophobia reviews
He knows ten thousand medical procedures, but not his name.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,608 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Tadashi Hamada - Complete
District 9: Stained by Aragem reviews
Post D9. This story chronicles Wikus's life as a Prawn in District 9. Secrets are uncovered as he learns more about the Prawn and soon he discovers that it's not just humans that he should fear now.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009
The Girl on the Corner by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Perhaps there was another Lyra. OneShot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
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Teddy Armada
Krei Tech, or what was left of it after the Callaghan incident, offers something that Hiro can't possibly deny. Artificial Intelligence, bio-mechanics, and gummy bears come together to bring back what he once thought he would never meet again. Theoretically... (heavy science, Rated T for iffy language)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Alistair Krei, Hiro Hamada
Anubis tries to kill the Pope reviews
Anubis decides to kill the pope. Thoth spills some major secrets. Things are a lot more chaotic than Ma'at likes.HIATUS ENDED, CHAPTER 3 UP.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Carter K., Sadie K., Thoth, Anubis
Lantern Slides reviews
In every narrative there are gaps: places where, although things happened and the characters spoke and acted and lived their lives, the story says nothing about them. It was fun to visit a few of these gaps and speculate a little on what I might see there. -Philip Pullman-
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N., Rin
The Other Jack reviews
Halloween was the day that people enjoyed fear. They made everything scary and dark and horrible, but it was all for the purpose of having fun. Not to be feared. In this way, they mocked fear. They were saying, 'Look, we're not afraid of you. This is great fun, and you're not stopping us. Go away, for you can't ever scare us. Ha' So where was the Guardian of Halloween?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012