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Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,731 - Reviews: 12916 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 6,521 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,358 - Reviews: 9254 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 7,887 - Follows: 9,716 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5591 - Favs: 6,599 - Follows: 6,922 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,287 - Reviews: 5272 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 7617 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 3,469 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 205,927 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 10,110 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 4,002 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9223 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sixteen Years by Council reviews
Sixteen years later marks Harry Potter's forced return to the wizarding world after being banished to the muggle world for sixteen years. When he returns, he will be forced to fight, but in his own, Shotgunning, Motorcycling, Firewielding unique style. DifferentBWL, H/G, TwinPotters, All Wizards are powerful and Super Epic Powered Wizarding Duels will be the backbone of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,234 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Neville L.
Saturday Night Special by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
You pull her down to the bed, taking a moment to observe her laid out, a nymph created by the gods and painted with moonlight. She is as close to perfection as a woman can get. A/U House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,228 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 5/28/2011 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Beneath The Surface by MyBella reviews
One summer, an internship in Africa, bloodlust, sharp teeth, and a boatload of fear are all that stand in the way of Bella Cullen landing a job at the Atlanta Aquarium - As long as she doesn't count cocky shark expert Edward Masen on her list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 694,863 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gap by capitalab reviews
Their first encounter is brief, minute, insignificant, forgettable. At least it should be. Edward and Bella live very different lives, but a chance encounter forces them to reexamine everything they thought they wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,142 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36420 - Favs: 28,757 - Follows: 20,960 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi-Omi reviews
When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,435 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgive Me? by TheMaraudersAreUpToNoGood reviews
It's been four and a half years since remus left through that door. when he returns much later, will tonks forgive him? AU Remus/Tonks with a cute little Teddy bear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
You Should Know by tiffanyanne3 reviews
"I look up and watch him slowly approach me, as if I'm an animal he might scare away. I hate that he seems to feel like I'll bolt at any moment. I want to let him in. I want to. I just need time." Bella's heart is broken. Edward helps her mend it. BxE, Friendship/Romance/Humor, Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,245 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much by m81170 reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
LARP and the Real Edward by LyricalKris reviews
Live action role play. Edward had heard of it, but he'd never given it much thought until he promised his coworker Bella a favor he couldn't refuse. Little did he know she was anything but the mousy pushover he saw every day at work. Collab with EveryDayBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,994 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by LyricalKris reviews
The quietest ones are the freaks at heart. Edward Cullen was a gorgeous nerd, but as Bella would soon discover, he had a gloriously filthy mouth. Written for the FandomForLLS Compilation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 362 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20585 - Favs: 14,346 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Confessions After Dark by 2DrunkUnicorns reviews
"Everyone has something they'd like to confess…" Every Friday night, he calls. And every time he calls, I listen. A story about what happens when fantasy blends into reality – when the secrets we share are just as important as the secrets we keep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember This by justbri reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Winner of host's choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tartarus by marie0912 reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightly Conversation by daily-chan reviews
Unable to sleep, Harry joins Sirius and Remus in the kitchen late at night and learns more about them and his own past than he'd ever known. There is baking involved. Rating is for the mentioning of past torture and for what some might judge to be strong language. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Contractually Bound by LyricalKris reviews
She'd cost him everyone he'd ever loved. Surely a few months of marriage wasn't too high a price for her to pay in compensation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,259 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty As Sin by bornonhalloween reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3726 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zealot by xxJust Robinxx reviews
What does it all mean? That I'm currently wearing in excess of ten thousand dollars on my body—which I pay 1500 monthly to a personal trainer to maintain—and couldn't care less...So why do I do it? To hide who I really am, of course. Daily Dribble, written for FemmeCullen aka Stephenie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5407 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked Indelibly by dreaminginnorweigen reviews
For 4 years they've been "the tattoo guy" and "the florist" to one another. When their paths finally converge can he help her heal from a painful past? Can she him? Em/R surrounded by a mixed cast of characters. Edward on call for comic relief. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,528 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 903 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Internal Control by bornonhalloween reviews
They never prepared Edward for an audit like this at business school! Luckily, he is working for a seasoned partner who can guide him and nurture his inner accountant. E/B, All Accountant, All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sticky Sweet by SunKing reviews
City Girl Bella meets Class Clown Edward when she moves to small-town Tennessee. He's gorgeous, flirtatious, and possibly downright nuts. Can she hold onto her heart around a guy who flirts with anything that breathes? So much fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4471 - Favs: 9,681 - Follows: 4,234 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7677 - Favs: 12,133 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Up by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 9,767 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until Death Do Us Part by schrodingers cat 13 reviews
There is a bet and we all know how eager House can be when it comes to proving that he's right. What if for once he gets in over his head? A longish House/Cameron story with happy tendencies.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 110,437 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hunted by archer24 reviews
Edward is a writer in search of inspiration for his next set of novels. It's only when he meets a bounty hunter by the name of Bella that he finds it. Determined to make her his muse, he decides to follow her around...whether she likes it or not. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13010 - Favs: 8,839 - Follows: 6,409 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 4,701 - Follows: 4,658 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 5,536 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4546 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5136 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Attractions by MeilleurCafe reviews
Ideal romance only happens in the movies. If Bella could just go off-script, she might find that perfection exists within the most obvious flaws. ExB, AH. A one-shot written for the Fandom Fights the Floods fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 6,981 - Follows: 3,991 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Beginnings by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Love's labors pay minimum wage; Tonks is a barista by day, ninja by night. Remus writes, or tries to. Sirius levels up. Non-Magical American AU. Written for the MetamorFic Moon Winter Hallows Advent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6453 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7160 - Favs: 5,902 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always Where I Need To Be by Bella Regia reviews
Bella and Edward are together for one purpose only: trying to get over their previous relationships. It's just a plan, isn't it? AU/AH. Rated M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,376 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3814 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet The Muggles by SweetDeamon reviews
"Remus stared in bewilderment at Teddy as the boy bounced up and down upon his toes excitedly. "Let me get this straight," the werewolf said slowly with a frown. "You want me to send you to...muggle summer school...?"" AU RLNT. Sequel to Meet the Lupins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,740 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - OC, Teddy L. - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7018 - Favs: 11,063 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 351 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
House Renovations by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
It's not just the broken down house that needs fixing, it's the two people sharing it. And maybe, by working together to repair the old house, they can fix themselves as well. Season six AU, with some elements of canon from all seasons. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11492 - Favs: 12,271 - Follows: 6,107 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Endless Love by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Cameron moves into a new house and finds a pack of old letters from WWII. How will they bring her and House together? Cameron's POV. pls forgive any mistakes regarding WWII info. I tried my best. Read the sequel "The Proposal"
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2009 - [A. Cameron, G. House] - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Metamorphosis by teacupsNmints reviews
Edward is a lost soul at Forks College, admiring Rosalie Hale from afar and just trying to make it through the day without being beat up. One quirky girl shows up and turns his whole world upside down. An entry in the Parkaward One-Shot Contest. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into Temptation by spauldinga reviews
You know you wouldn’t be able to resist if I decided to seduce you. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lights, Cameras and Ink by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is new to the area and asked to cover for a sick cameraman from a crew filming at a local tattoo parlor. Under the lights will sparks fly? My entry for the Inkella and Tattward contest. B/E rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9364 - Favs: 17,634 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Velocity Girl by Lady Bracknell reviews
The Marauders throw Sirius a surprise birthday party, and everything goes a little too to plan. Except for the part where Sirius is nowhere to be found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by fifthofnovember reviews
House/Cameron - Starts at "All In", vaguely episode related. Character analysis cleverly concealed as smut. Graphic sex and other mature themes included in the series, readers 18 and up only please. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,033 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by ishandtwofourths reviews
POA-era. Allegations of fraud are made against former professor Gilderoy Lockhart, and Auror Trainee Tonks is assigned the case. It was supposed to be a simple job, but when she meets the new DADA professor, things get a bit more complicated... R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,889 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7815 - Favs: 9,982 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 8,752 - Follows: 1,183 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Primal by mishy-mo reviews
Cameron is furious with House about the events in 'Son of Coma Guy' and goes to his place to confront him. In thier anger something basic sweeps over them. Will lust turn to love? HouseCameron. Strong language and sexual themes. THE END!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,246 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - [G. House, A. Cameron] - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Firewhiskey Incident by Lady Bracknell reviews
In a lot of ways, it was Joni Mitchell's fault. In some ways, it was Sirius'. The Firewhiskey had a bit to do with it, Remus admitted, but when it came down to it, really, he had no one to blame but himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Folly by Lady Bracknell reviews
You've watched them, and perhaps seen more than they have. You're happy for them. Or so you tell yourself. RLNT, Sirius POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11718 - Favs: 23,551 - Follows: 8,411 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Nymph vs Wolf by Queriusole reviews
Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,273 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy: Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Seducing a Nymph by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks. Remus' thoughts during his special lessons with Nymphadora. Adult embellishment of scenes from PG13 stories. COMPLETE! Ch 7 The Final Exam Warning for Sexual Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 4009 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete